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Either This Is A Weird Ad For Milk, Or A Weird Ad For Porno. You Decide.

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32 Responses to "Either This Is A Weird Ad For Milk, Or A Weird Ad For Porno. You Decide."

  1. Larry Kleist, Rapist says:

    that dick must be a sawn-off.

    captcha- lez bender

  2. Full Skucker says:

    Elephant Bukkake #4… Swallow the Dumbo load.

  3. suomynona says:

    if this is how they “sneak” in the sexual innuendo, then i’m going to have to assume marketing courses are easy as shit!

  4. ico says:

    Yeah i know that. I went to college for advertisement but you said it, it’s creepy.

  5. some dude says:

    This was posted on Totally Crap months ago!
    TC.. you’re running behind.

    still. This pic is pretty good
    and. indeed. WTF about the bell.

  6. TG says:

    Remember, if you are lactose intolerant always wear a big bell.

  7. shartfelch says:

    i’d do this to this chick … it’d be her asshole, though, not the back of her head. actually, i suppose it could be both. but mainly her asshole.

  8. Anonymous says:

    that’s what ad execs do though – they sneak sexual inuendo into seemingly innocent ads because it’s supposed to subconsciously make you want to buy their product. it’s all psychology. (although this one is just creepy.. haha)

  9. ico says:

    What ad exec said “yeah, we’ll have a mysterious white liquid splashing a hot girl in the face, and no one will see any sexual innuendo what so ever.”?

  10. Shizzire says:

    Guess what? I got a fever! And the only prescription.. is more cowbell!

  11. Horny Chick says:

    If you like Weird Porn… You’ll love this!

  12. LovelyLady says:

    PORNO!!!!!!!

  13. FranTheBanana says:

    She must have been sitting in front of PeeWee Herman in the theater.

  14. Giògiò says:

    Ahahha
    the new ad for Fuckedupfacials.com

    Marketing rules in that company!!!

  15. Thatguypete says:

    Peter North? Is that you off-camera?

  16. Ian says:

    It’s actually part of a whole series of Russian milk ads.

    http://jezebel.com/5204035/bukkake-alert

  17. Anonymous says:

    GUM GUM BUKAKE!!!!!!!!!!

  18. Tater says:

    This has got to be some wierd Japanese milk ad. Who else would bother to include the giant bell around her neck to make her seem like a cat?!?

  19. ICDIB.COM says:

    or could be freaks of cock ad

  20. Anonymous says:

    Well it sure ain’t you cupcake.

  21. Anonymouse says:

    Really? I mean, really? That’s the most brilliant thing you’ve seen? Reeeeeaaaallly?

  22. Tops says:

    he says, “I’ve cut myself, Look at the BLOOD!!!!” *fling* *splat*

    haha classic.

  23. Shizzire says:

    Actually, this is the second time I’ve seen that SOTL comment made. Still funny though. I wish I could find the quote before Miggs throws his jiz all over Clarice. I thought it was something like “I’m bleeding! I’m bleeding!”

  24. john mccain says:

    wasted….shoulda swallowed it

  25. Dark Pimp says:

    Bukkake Milk

  26. BigBen says:

    it was for science.

  27. Mudbutt says:

    It boggles my mind to think of how many farm animals you must have had to fuck until you could tell them just from what their splooge looks like.

  28. Anonymous says:

    There is a horse just off-screen . . .

  29. BigBen says:

    cant be horce seman isnt that white im guessing its cow seman by the bell.

  30. Anonymous says:

    Finally, someone with more than two brain cells comments on a Holy Taco post. Seriously, this is probably the most brilliant thing I’ve ever seen on this site, including the articles.

  31. Anonymous says:

    it puts the lotion on its skin or else it get the hose again.

  32. Anonymous says:

    okay what is with the bell?


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