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Elaine Alden Pictures

 
Where You’ve Seen Her: Elaine Alden is definitely one of the hottest women I’ve ever seen.  Based in Florida, she’s been considered by many, the face of Florida.  I’d like to think that but in relity it’s probably a senile New Yorker.
 
Pointless Quote: "I love this job and hope to succeed in it the best I can."
 

         
         
 

16 Responses to "Elaine Alden Pictures"

  1. Show your tities says:

    She should show off your tities.

  2. Drooling says:

    She should pose nude. Very vew could compare to her

  3. planeswalker says:

    Yea, it’s pretty sad she had to resort to implants. Now she’s fake. Oh well, my friend Miss Oklahoma is still the prettiest; at the very least she’s all-natural beauty at its finest.

  4. forge says:

    Top pic: real figure, made of awesome

    Rest of all the pics: Post-stupid-ugly implants, really amazingly sad because she was gorgeous without them and now she just looks like any other plastic-boobed blonde.

  5. Billyray says:

    true words. but in america you can’t make it without plastics.

  6. Anonymous21 says:

    Flarp!

  7. PO says:

    Holy Fuck Holy Taco

  8. Dwight K. Schrute says:

    My butt is sooooooooooo sure. I had 5 guys pump their cream up inside me tonight and I’m pooped! – no pun intended!

    FYI – Notice how I don’t recycle verbal abuse like that lame ass DonkeyXote. No wonder he hasn’t showed up in WEEKS!!!

    VICTORY IS MINE, FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  9. Dwon K Schrote says:

    yupp.

  10. Jo Densen says:

    Wow, now that is one hot mamma!

    Lou
    http://www.anonymity.vze.com

  11. pratik says:

    She is the face of Florida? I thought the face of Florida would be an old Cuban couple wearing Mickey Mouse hats while snorting cocaine.

  12. Dwight K. Schrute says:

    LOL, sounds like DonkeyPwnte’s parents to me!

  13. Phil Jones says:

    (yawn) Wow, another bleach blonde that looks like a retarded barbie doll. Bring on the colored whores HT! Wtf!

  14. Anonmoto says:

    That is one fuckin hot girl. have sex with me.

  15. jeggs says:

    Yes,you are a real hot in bed,i wanna try you too!!!!!!!!


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