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Elf Ears: Just What Your Head is Missing

Body modification is pretty awesome. Well, not really, but I’m going to pretend it is for this post. Using this form of…uhh, expression(?), people have turned themselves into cats, cyborgs and just plain ugly people.

But now, with a little thread and a whole lotta hatred for your parents, you can turn your boring old regular ears into magical elfin ears! While this new set of ears won’t actually turn you into a 5th level cleric with the an invisibility cloak and a magical scimitar, it will turn you into a person who has even less friends than before you turned your ears all pointy.


via instructables.com

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Penny Mathis is worth every herself (gorillamask)
The ol’ pantyhose on head prank (doubleviking)
Lucy Pinder and pals get naked (hornyoyster)
Paris Hilton responds to McCain (comedy.com)

16 Responses to "Elf Ears: Just What Your Head is Missing"

  1. Tora says:

    You laugh but those pointy elf ears are going to look a hell of a lot better than that butterfly tattoo on her hipbone after 20 years and 2 kids.

  2. John says:

    You know… for her it kind of works, I think its kind of cool in some situations this being one of them.

  3. I’m a fairly conservative guy, I can’t stand facial piercings (unless you are from South Aisa and it’s your culture), tramp stamps or other tattoos.

    For some reason this kind of works for me.

    When she gets older, as long as she has her hair long the ears will be really easy to hide, and would probably be easier to reverse than getting a tattoo removed.

  4. Steven in Dallas says:

    Redheads are so hot, and this girl looks great with elf ears.

  5. Anonymous says:

    I think I would have bought some PROACTIVE before I started worring about my ears. The nose ring is a total turn off. I bet she has one in her tounge too. Gross as hell.

  6. pootie says:

    “But now, with a little thread and a whole lotta hatred for your parents, you can turn your boring old regular ears into magical elfin ears! While this new set of ears won’t actually turn you into a 5th level cleric with the an invisibility cloak and a magical scimitar, it will turn you into a person who has even less friends than before you turned your ears all pointy.”

    Actually for knowing all that you win!!! Or are teh loser. Heheh, I loves me teh intarwebas…

  7. Anonymous says:

    I think there kinda cute,
    For those who think there ugly, well i would rather a girl with elf ears than fake boobs.

  8. Bosco says:

    Oh she is gonna be really happy with those when she is in her 40′s and married with children. Way to go idiot…

  9. Cronins Disease says:

    this c*nt aint gonna get married, who you kiddin?

  10. kikinik says:

    To be honest, its kind of sexy, in a Elvish Liv Tyler sort of way.
    Just not the ginger chick in the pics.

  11. Pratik says:

    Hey, hey… let’s not be too dismal about her marriage prospects. She could always dye her skin purple and get married to this dude:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFMAE5mJNOI

  12. DrScroats says:

    shit I’d fuck her

  13. Kristian says:

    I was born with pointy ears. They look just like these except mine are a little less noticeable.

  14. Ukion says:

    I wonder does she like to be elf, or some alien from star trek serials, maybe Sub-Commander T-Pol :-)

  15. Anonymous says:

    I also was born with pointy elf ears.

  16. Marty Rosenthal says:

    I was born with a pointy penis. I discovered it was pointy after looking at her ears. I would make love to those pointy ears all night long. Hey Kristian, give me a ring. I would love to see your ears too.