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Elin Nordegren

 
Where You’ve Seen Her: Elin Nordegren is someone we used to know as Tiger’s hot wife…now she’s Tiger’s hot wife who he cheated on with Rachel Uchitel.  And not surprisingly, everyone’s asking the obvious "Tiger, what were you thinking?", not realizing the obvious "I’m Tiger Woods" rebuttal is more than sufficient.
 
Pointless Quote: "I married Tiger Woods."
 

         
    
 

28 Responses to "Elin Nordegren"

  1. Kives Harri says:

    Yritin rnkata, mutta tuo pelle tuolla oikealla häiritsi.

  2. jed clampett says:

    looks matronly already..

  3. Mudhen says:

    Wow–Elin is going to get much richer just becaise some other bimbos were playing with Tiger’s putter….life is not fair.

  4. HB says:

    Good job bringing this one out HT, well played

  5. Fore says:

    Now if it was Joanna Krupa – I could understand…

  6. Sparrow says:

    I hit that. No wait, that’s what see said.

  7. Blooble says:

    hmmm… see said? nicely done.

  8. John Mastodon says:

    Sparrow,
    Would you use a Nine-Iron or a sand wedge? !?!

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  10. Homeland Security says:

    Two days late; should have been Milf Monday.

  11. Haywood Jablowmi says:

    Tiger, wtf WERE you thinking dude?

  12. muttervecker says:

    she ain’t all that nothing wrong with tiger-do you always get the same candy bar when you go to the store?

  13. pratik says:

    Ahh yee-uh playa. I’s be knowin wut u tokkin bout! An if u get cawwt, just say “it wuddnt me.”

  14. The Incredible Hagen says:

    Behind every porn star is some dude who is sick to death of fucking her.

  15. I C U P says:

    I wonder if Tiger told the cops they were having a “drunken argument”, or just a “stupid argument”?

    huh?

    huh holy taco??

    what do you think??????

  16. justin says:
    I think the cops would get the f*ck over it already.
  17. DaveLovesBacon says:

    Thank F*cking god you put that * in fuck…Otherwise I would have known you were writing the word fuck and would have been fucking offended!!!

  18. justin says:
    Please don’t write "fuck" in the comments. Thank you.
  19. Shitfuck says:

    fuck that!

  20. poop floats says:

    dude he said dont write fuck, not cool

  21. dongus prime says:

    Please don’t write “stupid argument” in the titles.

  22. Fist of Rage says:

    I heard it’s because she didn’t take facials. No matter how hot a chick is she needs to take facials.

  23. fubar says:

    this is true

  24. Shitfuck says:

    I heard he didn’t take facials

  25. Dude says:

    Wives won’t do what girlfriends do. Plain and simple.

  26. TEAMJUBAL.COM says:

    Dude, Rachel is hotter than Elin. Both are hot… don’t get me wrong, but I’d choose Rachel. That new chick though, Jaimee Grubbs just looks like a skank.

  27. dickweed says:

    skanks do things girlfriends wont

  28. DaveLovesBacon says:

    Dickweed has a very valid point!


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