New York Governor Eliot Spitzer (pictured here directly after a member of the press corp asked him how large his penis was) has been caught in a illegal prostitution ring. The New York Times reports:
Gov. Eliot Spitzer has been caught on a federal wiretap arranging to meet with a high-priced prostitute at a Washington hotel last month, according to a person briefed on the federal investigation.”
The governor learned that he had been implicated in the prostitution probe when a federal official contacted his staff last Friday, according to the person briefed on the case.
That was most likely an awkward phone call. “Hey, um, can I speak to Governor Spitzer?” “What’s this regarding?” “Oh, um, the hooker he purchased a few nights ago?”
First of all, at least he’s paying for high priced prostitutes. That stimulates the economy. It’s trickle down, people. Pay the whores, the whores use the money to buy whatever it is that whores buy, the dollar grows strong again, and the savings goes to your pocket. The man’s just doing his job. Anyway, here’s a clip from his press conference today when he apologized for banging a whore.