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Eliot Spitzer Pays For Sex

New York Governor Eliot Spitzer (pictured here directly after a member of the press corp asked him how large his penis was) has been caught in a illegal prostitution ring. The New York Times reports:

Gov. Eliot Spitzer has been caught on a federal wiretap arranging to meet with a high-priced prostitute at a Washington hotel last month, according to a person briefed on the federal investigation.”

The governor learned that he had been implicated in the prostitution probe when a federal official contacted his staff last Friday, according to the person briefed on the case.

That was most likely an awkward phone call. “Hey, um, can I speak to Governor Spitzer?” “What’s this regarding?” “Oh, um, the hooker he purchased a few nights ago?”

First of all, at least he’s paying for high priced prostitutes. That stimulates the economy. It’s trickle down, people. Pay the whores, the whores use the money to buy whatever it is that whores buy, the dollar grows strong again, and the savings goes to your pocket. The man’s just doing his job. Anyway, here’s a clip from his press conference today when he apologized for banging a whore.


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8 Responses to "Eliot Spitzer Pays For Sex"

  1. jawpain58 says:

    what is wrong with you elliott, i think i know small tally wacker doesnt get much useyour wife is cute, buy the time shes through with you, you are going to be spending $4300.00 hundred dollars of john q. publics dime so you can get that uncircumsized pee pee of yours off. im sure the daughters are thrilled with every thing i know the hose bags are. george w. bush

  2. Dliteful says:

    Dude, take a look at the guys wife, can you really blame him? I bet his wife is a crusty boring prude and she DROVE him to get some professional hottie to put a smile on his face. He should go home and tell her that if she dont improve her poonanny skills he’s gonna leave her ass and bang hookers full time! She deserves the blame. ANd yes, I agree with the trickle down economics of banging hookers, definitely! :)

  3. Buddy Ice says:

    Yea man, that wife looks a little haggish there. But I think if she doll’ed up a little bit she’d be a hot little cougar. After a couple of bottles of wine I think that New York’s first lady could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch. This is a polititan’s wife here; you know she was gang banging, coke blowing, sorority whore back in the day.

  4. Matty D says:

    The camera agle is poor but at 17 seconds you catch a glimpse of Mrs. Spitzer holding Mr. Spitzer’s detached scrotum in her left hand.

  5. NUDE_FRYDAY says:

    OH ME SO HORNY me love you long time. How is he any different from the rest of this country. Girls just don’t give it up anymore unless they get p to the ayment.

  6. adrienne says:

    i dont think his wife is bad looking at all ,he probley just wants some crazy shit like a fist up his hairy ass ,can you blame her for not wanting to do it . he should of just payed for a hair piece and a dick enlarger and i bet his wife would look much happier and be a little more willing to do nastey things ,gross hubey wants to do .

  7. Rex kwan do says:

    FUCKING HALARIOUS!

  8. motodoc says:

    if he’s showing us his dick size then maybe he should be paying her