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Elisabetta Canalis

 
Where You’ve Seen Her: Elisabetta Canalis is an Italian model/actress who is best know for her outstanding role in the phenomenal film Deuce Bigalow: European Gigalow.  Now she’s dating George Clooney, which just makes me want to steal his identity and do naughty, naughty things to her.
 
Pointless Quote: "I’m really keen on horses."
 

         
         
 

11 Responses to "Elisabetta Canalis"

  1. Mr. Squishypants says:

    The word “ANAL” appears in her name. How awesome is that?

  2. rudeboi says:

    she can sprinkle some that on my cereal.

  3. Fenix says:

    Perfection!

  4. bobarebob says:

    Oh she’s got a face, didn’t notice

  5. Ty says:

    You have insulted me hypocrite.

  6. philosopher says:

    you are gay, her face is beautiful as a sunset in bora bora

  7. The Sultan of Labia says:

    Rotate this picture 90 degrees to the left, she will then look like a horse.

  8. I f$$$ed a dead squirrel says:

    “I’m really keen on horses.”?! When can we expect the videos?

  9. srks3mpr says:

    sorry didnt notice the face till u had to mention it. id still..

  10. Ty says:

    What a funky face though

  11. srks3mpr says:

    jesus almighty!


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