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Elisha Cuthbert Frolics In Bikini

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Photo courtesy of egotastic

This is Elisha Cuthbert at the beach.  She was hanging out with her boyfriend Dion Phaneuf who is apparently a hockey player.  I’m assuming that he’s not pictured because he’s laying on his stomach trying to hide the fact that he has an erection.  I’m not saying that Elisha is soooo unbelievably hot that he would have obviously have an erection, I’m more saying that swim trunks have a silky smooth lining that your penis just assumes is a vagina.

I was really confused when I saw this above picture, as to why Elisha is running but then I found this picture.

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12 Responses to "Elisha Cuthbert Frolics In Bikini"

  1. Flat chested indeed, not saying i wouldn’t lay her down… But Denise Milani is more my style…

    http://www.bannedinhollywood.com

  2. Buddy Ice says:

    She’s a real good looking broad, but definitely not super hot. She’s in the lower echelons of hotness for sure. I bet her vagina tastes great though.

  3. admins says:

    WOW… nice baby :)
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  4. tallboy7 says:

    Nice shark

  5. clitwizard says:

    told you a womans period attracts sharks.

  6. Former Elisha Fan says:

    Kinda flat chested. I’m disappointed, frankly.

  7. Groovy says:

    I am just waiting for someone to make their “this is totally photoshoped” remarke and give a thousand and one reasons as to why this picture could not possibly be real. Aside from that, good job as usual.

  8. Chaosman says:

    Photoshopped? No Fukkin Way! We have all seen what passes for photoshopping on this webpage. That has to be real. LMAO

  9. Willie Wanka says:

    Gorgeous!

  10. brice says:

    god she is hot. how can you be disappointed in that Former? id cut off my left arm for that.

  11. Bob says:

    Hot? Thick waist – beached hair – thick thighs – not a great bust.

    Hot is hardly the description!

  12. sean says:

    bob, don’t forget she’s wearing what appears to be a watch out of a box of frosted flakes