Star Magazine reports Elizabeth Berkley, who played Jesse Spano on the critically acclaimed crime-drama Saved By the Bell, and the lead in Showgirls, (the Citizen Kane of movies you hid underneath your mattress) will be hosting Bravo’s new series Step it Up and Dance!” Let’s hear the damage.
“The reality competition will feature contestants attempting to master a range of dance styles – from ballroom to Broadway.”
By green-lighting this show, Bravo is basically saying “If you have a penis, please stay away from our channel.” Bravo has really upped the anti-male programming. The only way the Oxygen Network can out-do this is to scrap their current lineup and broadcast 24 hours of Bea Arthur defecating.
But, I must say, if there’s anyone qualified to host a talent competition, it’s a woman capable of this:
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