So, I know most of you, including myself, can’t sit through a clip from “The Ellen Degeneres Show,” so in order for me to post it on this site, I’ve taken the liberty of inserting a distraction in the clip that should allow you to get through it while retaining enough information to make the stuff I’m going to write about it make sense. You can thank me later for braving through this sans elephant shit eating.
So Ellen is off the market. I’m not sure if this really disappointing for Lesbians or if Lesbians are grossed out by Ellen too. I’m not very familiar with Lesbian culture. In fact, most of what I know about it came from this porno my brother thought he had sufficiently hid from me when I was in 7th grade. If I go by that, all I can really say about Lesbians is that they will do ANYTHING to seal the deal in a job interview. Anything. So, if you’re lesbian and you’re reading this, please let me know your thoughts on Ellen.
Anyway, I can never really understand why people get so worked up about letting gay people get married. There’s nothing anyone has ever really wanted to do, that they couldn’t still do if gay people were married. People say that it cheapens the sanctity of marriage, but those people have never been to Christmas at my Aunt and Uncle’s apartment when she gets drunk and tells him she “can’t wait till their kids are old enough to fend for their f*&king selves so I can get out of this shithole.” I’m not positive, but I’m pretty sure they cheapen the sanctity of marriage.
dotch- Marriage in America confers over 1,100 legal and financial benefits on the people involved. I’m a taxpaying American, I want to be able to have those same benefits. It’s not about your god, your bible, or whatever theology you want to thump.
If marriage is about producing kids- should we stop old people from getting married? What about couples that can’t have children, or just don’t want them?
Ya know why gays should be given tax breaks and other money saving options is they are not gonna bring in tard into this world. Your worried about not thinking its fair that they get tax breaks? Are u retarded…do u realize how much money goes into a heterosexual couple having an unwanted kid and that kid growing up in a public school(we pay), Medicare ( we pay), community school (we pay) or perhaps steals cars or shoots people and have to pay lawyers to put them away…hmmm seems like alot more money doesn’t it you dumbass. U know someone should chop off ur nuts b4 u creats a tard army just like ur parents did. Go kill yourself please.
Seriously, why the F-K is this news? I couldnt care less. US soldiers getting killed fighting assholes in iraq and asscrackistan and Im supposed to give a shit that some lesbian is gonna get “married.” This is what is wrong with this country: we care more about some lesbians twat than we do about men and women who are dying for us.
i’m a lesbian and she turns me off. im living proof that not all lesbians like ellen. and for the gay marriage passing in cali..good for them..im personally not for marriage…its overrated. i just hope they marry each other for the right reasons. you hear me my fellow queers? don’t abuse it!
Dear Dear Portia and Ellen,
Congrates……….BIGGGGGGGG TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My life partner and I have lived together for five wonderful years! Together we have two dogs, one cat, one son (17 year old!!!!), and ex wife who is both our most wonderful sister………and ……drum roll…………………………………………WE HAD A CIVIL UNION IN VERMONT ON MAY 22, 2008!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was married before and at the time while im sure I was gay was not out to my self or wife, we have a wonderful son and live in houses that are back to back.
Brian and I wish and hold for you both in our hearts, only the joy that you and all couples deserve.
Love and kisses…..
Frank Erdman and Brian Mangan….. and if you run our names together its erdMANgan…….isnt that the queerest thing……we love it!!!!
We are having a small get together in Cleveland, Ohio in the fall and will have to invite you both…….love love love all you both are and do!!! and you are both sexy…………and I mean that, ……..as a gay man who have great taste in many things!!!
Very well put, who cares if they get married? As long as they don’t make more Crosby kids. It’ll be scary seeing a bunch of little Crosbys running around in LL Beans.
I used to live in Georgia and when Ellen came out on her TV show, everyone got a humongous dick up their asshole about it since that’s knee-deep in the Bible Belt. I was like… wow don’t you people have a job or something else to take up your time?
People, calm the fuck down and mind your own business. Pay more attention to your own kids so they don’t go apeshit and shoot up their school or get knocked up at the ripe old age of 14, instead of getting all red-faced over some faceless celebrity in New York who wants to be happy.
The reasom we dont want GAY PEOPLE ( not that there is anything wrong with that ) to get married is this;
There are significant tax breaks for married couples as well as insurance and other types of money saving options.
These tax breaks are because male and female relationships create families. Families create the future of the human race. Last I looked…. rubbing to twats or to boners together doesnt create a family!!!! ( yeah yeah go on and on about adoption you liberal schmucks. You be raised to gay dads you schmucks ) Oh and by the way… domestic violence is much higher between gay couples than male female couples per capita.
So… to sum up. They are fucking gay! ( not that there is yada yada ) That doesnt mean I want to pay more taxes when Im not married. Or my single son daughter has to support these GAY PEOPLE ( not…blah blah ) who want to prance around ( they do ya know ) talking about how gay and how married they are.
From one English major to another–nobody gives a shit.
And now that I read your post, you might want to take another crack at that Rhetoric and Grammar class.
dotch- Marriage in America confers over 1,100 legal and financial benefits on the people involved. I’m a taxpaying American, I want to be able to have those same benefits. It’s not about your god, your bible, or whatever theology you want to thump.
If marriage is about producing kids- should we stop old people from getting married? What about couples that can’t have children, or just don’t want them?
scissor kicking gets you nowhere
Ya know why gays should be given tax breaks and other money saving options is they are not gonna bring in tard into this world. Your worried about not thinking its fair that they get tax breaks? Are u retarded…do u realize how much money goes into a heterosexual couple having an unwanted kid and that kid growing up in a public school(we pay), Medicare ( we pay), community school (we pay) or perhaps steals cars or shoots people and have to pay lawyers to put them away…hmmm seems like alot more money doesn’t it you dumbass. U know someone should chop off ur nuts b4 u creats a tard army just like ur parents did. Go kill yourself please.
Seriously, why the F-K is this news? I couldnt care less. US soldiers getting killed fighting assholes in iraq and asscrackistan and Im supposed to give a shit that some lesbian is gonna get “married.” This is what is wrong with this country: we care more about some lesbians twat than we do about men and women who are dying for us.
i’m a lesbian and she turns me off. im living proof that not all lesbians like ellen. and for the gay marriage passing in cali..good for them..im personally not for marriage…its overrated. i just hope they marry each other for the right reasons. you hear me my fellow queers? don’t abuse it!
Dear Dear Portia and Ellen,
Congrates……….BIGGGGGGGG TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My life partner and I have lived together for five wonderful years! Together we have two dogs, one cat, one son (17 year old!!!!), and ex wife who is both our most wonderful sister………and ……drum roll…………………………………………WE HAD A CIVIL UNION IN VERMONT ON MAY 22, 2008!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was married before and at the time while im sure I was gay was not out to my self or wife, we have a wonderful son and live in houses that are back to back.
Brian and I wish and hold for you both in our hearts, only the joy that you and all couples deserve.
Love and kisses…..
Frank Erdman and Brian Mangan….. and if you run our names together its erdMANgan…….isnt that the queerest thing……we love it!!!!
We are having a small get together in Cleveland, Ohio in the fall and will have to invite you both…….love love love all you both are and do!!! and you are both sexy…………and I mean that, ……..as a gay man who have great taste in many things!!!
I would watch the Ellen Degeners every single day if it included moar brown nosing elephants at least once a week.
Very well put, who cares if they get married? As long as they don’t make more Crosby kids. It’ll be scary seeing a bunch of little Crosbys running around in LL Beans.
100% agree…. i wish this hot russian chick was a lesbian though http://digitalfuntown.squarespace.com/dft-blog/2008/5/16/dft-news-episode-4.html
EWWW… WTF… Why, just why…Why would Ellen stick her hand up an elephants ass to eat it’s feces? Who was that lady talking about gay marriage?
I used to live in Georgia and when Ellen came out on her TV show, everyone got a humongous dick up their asshole about it since that’s knee-deep in the Bible Belt. I was like… wow don’t you people have a job or something else to take up your time?
People, calm the fuck down and mind your own business. Pay more attention to your own kids so they don’t go apeshit and shoot up their school or get knocked up at the ripe old age of 14, instead of getting all red-faced over some faceless celebrity in New York who wants to be happy.
P.S. I wonder where you register for a wedding like this… Ace Hardware? I’m not sure.
I’m so happy for her. I feel like a little girl.
The reasom we dont want GAY PEOPLE ( not that there is anything wrong with that ) to get married is this;
There are significant tax breaks for married couples as well as insurance and other types of money saving options.
These tax breaks are because male and female relationships create families. Families create the future of the human race. Last I looked…. rubbing to twats or to boners together doesnt create a family!!!! ( yeah yeah go on and on about adoption you liberal schmucks. You be raised to gay dads you schmucks ) Oh and by the way… domestic violence is much higher between gay couples than male female couples per capita.
So… to sum up. They are fucking gay! ( not that there is yada yada ) That doesnt mean I want to pay more taxes when Im not married. Or my single son daughter has to support these GAY PEOPLE ( not…blah blah ) who want to prance around ( they do ya know ) talking about how gay and how married they are.
Im an english literature major by the way,,,,,