If you're a modern Somali Pirate, you can charge your victims for expenses incurred while holding a ship hostagein addition to the ransom that you're demanding. That's like someone crapping on your face, and then making you buy baby wipes and forcing you to clean their ass for them. Clearly the world of modern piracy is becoming more corporatized. In fact, we recently intercepted an email exchange from some Pirates that pretty clearly illustrates this point:
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
August 13th, 2009 at 10:01 am
Ha!
August 13th, 2009 at 10:10 am
Meh
August 13th, 2009 at 10:47 am
I liked it. Though the ending reminded me very much of an old "Least I Could Do" comic.
August 13th, 2009 at 02:00 pm
YARRRRRGH! (LOL)
Awesome.
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