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An Email Exchange Between Pirates

posted 08/13/2009
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If you’re a modern Somali Pirate, you can charge your victims for expenses incurred while holding a ship hostage in addition to the ransom that you’re demanding.  That’s like someone crapping on your face, and then making you buy baby wipes and forcing you to clean their ass for them.  Clearly the world of modern piracy is becoming more corporatized.  In fact, we recently intercepted an email exchange from some Pirates that pretty clearly illustrates this point:
 
 

 
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4 Responses to "An Email Exchange Between Pirates"

  1. Moose says:
    August 13, 2009 at 2:00 pm

    YARRRRRGH! (LOL)
    Awesome.

  2. Body Massage says:
    August 13, 2009 at 10:01 am

    Ha!

  3. Philanderer says:
    August 13, 2009 at 10:47 am

    I liked it. Though the ending reminded me very much of an old “Least I Could Do” comic.

  4. philosopher. says:
    August 13, 2009 at 10:10 am

    Meh


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