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Emmitt Smith Has A Knack For Word Talking

Dear ESPN,

I don’t understand anything that Emmitt Smith has ever said.

Sincerely,

Holy Taco

4 Responses to "Emmitt Smith Has A Knack For Word Talking"

  1. Brendon says:

    same here, no clue.

  2. Robert Patrick, Actor says:

    I once had the privilege of working on a 10-10-220 commercial with Emmitt and sitcom star Gordon Shumway (a.k.a. ALF). Emmitt kept referring to ALF as “Ehff,” so I think his speech troubles date back some time.

  3. tommy says:

    THANK YOU!!!! I thought I was the only one for a while who noticed this guy can’t speak ENGLISH!!! How does he have a job on tv????????

  4. lethal says:

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