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England Used To Have Some Awesome TV

How far has our television programming really come? Are you really trying to tell me that you would rather watch "Rock of Love" or "Dr. Phil" over an old man trying to jump on eggs without breaking them? Look at him. He’s an old man in shortpants repeatedly trying to "jump" on eggs ("I skimmed them, there."). The old man also claims he can jump on "human noses" without breaking them as well. Holy shit. I’m going to watch this video until I die.
Other crap to look at:
Miranda Kerr and her friends in white bikinis (drunkenstepfather)
Angry drunks attack bartender (nothingtoxic)
It’s The Week In Women (fhm)
Amanda Bynes wants to show you something (liquidgeneration)
Holly Weber is attractive (askmen)
100 topless movie babes (nuts)
Olga Kurylenko doesn’t like clothes (filmdrunk)
This girl is kind of clumsy (ejb)
Scare prank from the sky (doubleviking)
Beyonce looking sexy in the German GQ (cameltap)
Dana Hamm is very very attractive (gorillamask)
The fire extuongisher to the face is effective (nextround)
It’s the Itty Bitty Titty Committee (youarehated)
The world’s hottest twins (thedailylowdown)
Lisa Dergan in some lingerie (hornyoyster)

7 Responses to "England Used To Have Some Awesome TV"

  1. Buddy Ice says:

    That was a smashing good show kind-sir, now if you’ll scoot back over to your nurse, you’ll find that she has your medication ready for you. Toodles.

    Oh, and be a good bloke will’ya and ever-so-kindly tuck your testicles back into your knickers, you’re frightening the other patients.

  2. Pratik says:

    What’s the next skit, some dude who has crumpets without any tea and finding the whole experience “jolly good fun!”?

  3. Tyler says:

    Hmph…….like one could expect that “Colonials” such as Buddy Ice and Pratik could comprehend the precision and care needed to accomplish a feat such as this.

  4. Ben May says:

    ha ha ha awesome

    Much better than normal TV

  5. FromTheUK says:

    Lol, but still its better than Ricky Lake and US standup comedians pronouncing Twat wrong.

  6. Cunty Cuntall says:

    I rather screw my Granny than watch this shit again….In fact I think I might just go and do that. I do hope she takes her teeth out.