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Eva Longoria

Age: 33

Where you’ve seen her: Eva Longoria, along with her husband Tony Parker, have somehow appeared in every magazine, TV show and commercial ever made. Or at least that’s what it feels like.

Helpful hint: She’s not the Tampa Bay Rays third baseman Evan Longoria.

Pointless quote: “The best sex I have ever had was with my vibrator.

10 Responses to "Eva Longoria"

  1. </a></cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/eva-longoria/#comment-58988">May 13, 2009 at 11:50 am</a></div> <p>Badly need your help. They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad to realize that I’m going to miss mine by just a few days.<br /> I am from Cuba and also now’m speaking English, give please true I wrote the following sentence: “Togliatti, russia based avtovaz expects to start selling the new model in two.Rzb group mandated lead arranger for syndicated loan to russia leading vehicle manufacturer.”</p> <p>Best regards <img src='http://cdn2.holytaco.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> , Mason.</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-16319"> <div id="comment-16319" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">Dom</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/eva-longoria/#comment-16319">August 5, 2008 at 12:12 pm</a></div> <p>Can i ask how you mistakenly put Janice Dickenson’s whore ass in an Eva Longoria gallery? Pic #2 if you’re wondering.</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="li-comment-16320"> <div id="comment-16320" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">john</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/eva-longoria/#comment-16320">August 5, 2008 at 12:25 pm</a></div> <p>Yea that’s pisspoor.. Bush league guys…</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-16321"> <div id="comment-16321" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">gourry</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/eva-longoria/#comment-16321">August 5, 2008 at 12:44 pm</a></div> <p>Thank you for showing the only side of Eva worth looking at.</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="li-comment-16322"> <div id="comment-16322" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">Buddy Ice</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/eva-longoria/#comment-16322">August 5, 2008 at 2:27 pm</a></div> <p>I would take her bikini bottom and wring the sweat out of the bunched up material, that’s squeezed into her crotch, into my mouth for a nice refreshing drink. Yes I would.</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-16323"> <div id="comment-16323" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">bruce</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/eva-longoria/#comment-16323">August 5, 2008 at 2:46 pm</a></div> <p>whatever u’re saying, the sexy looking are always in the focus!! know what, she really should be famous on the tall dating site __Tall mingle.c o m__ for dating~ ,seems it’s such a waste being here!!lol…..</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="li-comment-16324"> <div id="comment-16324" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn"><a href='http://spammers_suck.com' rel='external nofollow' class='url'>bruce sucks</a></cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/eva-longoria/#comment-16324">August 5, 2008 at 4:09 pm</a></div> <p>shut up, spammer</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-16325"> <div id="comment-16325" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">Stopitalready</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/eva-longoria/#comment-16325">August 5, 2008 at 6:35 pm</a></div> <p>“Eva Longoria, along with her husband Tony Parker, have somehow appeared in every magazine, TV show and commercial ever made. Or at least that’s what it feels like.”</p> <p>Yet, you still had to post pics of her. BTW, she’s not that hot.</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="li-comment-16326"> <div id="comment-16326" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">Bosco</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/eva-longoria/#comment-16326">August 7, 2008 at 9:59 am</a></div> <p>You are right, she really isn’t all that hot. However, she has (and I never realized this until these pictures) a beautiful pooper.</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-16327"> <div id="comment-16327" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">cunty cuntall</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/eva-longoria/#comment-16327">August 21, 2008 at 8:38 am</a></div> <p>I love to fuck her where her poo comes from !!</p> </div> </li> </ol> </div> <div class="post-181 post type-post status-publish format-standard hentry teaser blog-teaser category-another" id="post-181"> <h1 class="article-title"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/eva-longoria/" rel="bookmark">eva-longoria</a></h1> <!--<div class="date"> | </div>--> <iframe src="http://www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.holytaco.com%2Feva-longoria%2F&layout=standard&show_faces=false&width=190&action=like&colorscheme=light&height=30" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; 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