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Eva Longoria

Age: 33

Where you’ve seen her: Eva Longoria, along with her husband Tony Parker, have somehow appeared in every magazine, TV show and commercial ever made. Or at least that’s what it feels like.

Helpful hint: She’s not the Tampa Bay Rays third baseman Evan Longoria.

Pointless quote: “The best sex I have ever had was with my vibrator.

10 Responses to "Eva Longoria"

  1. </a></cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/eva-longoria/#comment-58988">May 13, 2009 at 11:50 am</a></div> <p>Badly need your help. They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad to realize that I’m going to miss mine by just a few days.<br /> I am from Cuba and also now’m speaking English, give please true I wrote the following sentence: “Togliatti, russia based avtovaz expects to start selling the new model in two.Rzb group mandated lead arranger for syndicated loan to russia leading vehicle manufacturer.”</p> <p>Best regards <img src='http://cdn2.holytaco.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> , Mason.</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-16319"> <div id="comment-16319" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">Dom</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/eva-longoria/#comment-16319">August 5, 2008 at 12:12 pm</a></div> <p>Can i ask how you mistakenly put Janice Dickenson’s whore ass in an Eva Longoria gallery? Pic #2 if you’re wondering.</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="li-comment-16320"> <div id="comment-16320" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">john</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/eva-longoria/#comment-16320">August 5, 2008 at 12:25 pm</a></div> <p>Yea that’s pisspoor.. Bush league guys…</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-16321"> <div id="comment-16321" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">gourry</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/eva-longoria/#comment-16321">August 5, 2008 at 12:44 pm</a></div> <p>Thank you for showing the only side of Eva worth looking at.</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="li-comment-16322"> <div id="comment-16322" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">Buddy Ice</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/eva-longoria/#comment-16322">August 5, 2008 at 2:27 pm</a></div> <p>I would take her bikini bottom and wring the sweat out of the bunched up material, that’s squeezed into her crotch, into my mouth for a nice refreshing drink. Yes I would.</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-16323"> <div id="comment-16323" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">bruce</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/eva-longoria/#comment-16323">August 5, 2008 at 2:46 pm</a></div> <p>whatever u’re saying, the sexy looking are always in the focus!! know what, she really should be famous on the tall dating site __Tall mingle.c o m__ for dating~ ,seems it’s such a waste being here!!lol…..</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="li-comment-16324"> <div id="comment-16324" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn"><a href='http://spammers_suck.com' rel='external nofollow' class='url'>bruce sucks</a></cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/eva-longoria/#comment-16324">August 5, 2008 at 4:09 pm</a></div> <p>shut up, spammer</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-16325"> <div id="comment-16325" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">Stopitalready</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/eva-longoria/#comment-16325">August 5, 2008 at 6:35 pm</a></div> <p>“Eva Longoria, along with her husband Tony Parker, have somehow appeared in every magazine, TV show and commercial ever made. Or at least that’s what it feels like.”</p> <p>Yet, you still had to post pics of her. BTW, she’s not that hot.</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="li-comment-16326"> <div id="comment-16326" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">Bosco</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/eva-longoria/#comment-16326">August 7, 2008 at 9:59 am</a></div> <p>You are right, she really isn’t all that hot. However, she has (and I never realized this until these pictures) a beautiful pooper.</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-16327"> <div id="comment-16327" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">cunty cuntall</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/eva-longoria/#comment-16327">August 21, 2008 at 8:38 am</a></div> <p>I love to fuck her where her poo comes from !!</p> </div> </li> </ol> </div> <div class="post-181 post type-post status-publish format-standard hentry teaser blog-teaser category-another" id="post-181"> <h1 class="article-title"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/eva-longoria/" rel="bookmark">eva-longoria</a></h1> <!--<div class="date"> | </div>--> <iframe src="http://www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.holytaco.com%2Feva-longoria%2F&layout=standard&show_faces=false&width=190&action=like&colorscheme=light&height=30" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; vertical-align: middle; width:260px; height:30px; margin-top:2px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe> <span class="google-1"><script type="text/javascript" src="https://apis.google.com/js/plusone.js"></script><g:plusone size="small"></g:plusone></span> <div class="article_info"> <div class="author_photo"></div> <div class="posted_date">posted 12/21/2007 <br /><span class="author_name">by <a href="http://www.holytaco.com/author/"></a></span> </div> </div> <div class="blog_content"></div> <!-- Taboola --> <div id='taboola-below-article'></div> <script type="text/javascript"> window._taboola = window._taboola || []; _taboola.push({article:'auto'}); _taboola.push({mode:'thumbs-2r', container:'taboola-below-article', placement:'below-article'}); _taboola.push({flush:'true'}); </script> <!-- Taboola END --> <div class="social"> <div class="item digg"><a rel="nofollow" target="_new" href="http://digg.com/submit?url=http://www.holytaco.com/eva-longoria/">Digg</a></div> <div class="item reddit"><a rel="nofollow" target="_new" href="http://reddit.com/submit?url=http://www.holytaco.com/eva-longoria/">Reddit</a></div> <div class="item stumbleupon"><a rel="nofollow" target="_new" href="http://www.stumbleupon.com/submit?url=http://www.holytaco.com/eva-longoria/">Stumble</a></div> <div class="item yahoo"><a rel="nofollow" target="_new" href="http://myweb2.search.yahoo.com/myresults/bookmarklet?u=http://www.holytaco.com/eva-longoria/">Yahoo</a></div> <div class="item facebook"><a rel="nofollow" target="_new" href="http://www.facebook.com/sharer.php?u=http://www.holytaco.com/eva-longoria/">Facebook</a></div> <div class="item twitter"><a title="Tweet This" rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://twitter.com/home?status=http://www.holytaco.com/eva-longoria/">Twitter</a></div> <div class="google-1"><script type="text/javascript" src="https://apis.google.com/js/plusone.js"></script><g:plusone size="small"></g:plusone></div> </div> <div class="relatedPosts"><ul class="related_post"><li>No Related Post</li></ul></div> <div class="tags tagsItemList"></div> </div> <!-- Facebook Comments for WordPress v3.1.3 by we8u (http://we8u.com/facebook-comments/) --> <a name='facebook-comments'></a> <div id='fb-root'></div> <script type='text/javascript'> window.fbAsyncInit = function() { FB.init({ appId: '317379531758692', status: true, cookie: true, xfbml: true }); }; (function() { var e = document.createElement('script'); e.async = true; e.src = document.location.protocol + '//connect.facebook.net/en_US/all.js'; document.getElementById('fb-root').appendChild(e); }()); </script> <script type='text/javascript'> var addedComment = function(response) { //console.log('fbComments: Caught added comment'); //console.log('fbComments: Making AJAX call to update Facebook comment count'); $.post('http://www.holytaco.com/wp-content/plugins/facebook-comments-for-wordpress/facebook-comments-ajax.php', { fn: 'addComment', xid: '_post181' }, function(resp) { if (resp === 'true') { //console.log('fbComments: Updated and cached Facebook comment count for post with xid=_post181'); } else { //console.log('fbComments: FAILED to update Facebook comment count for post with xid=_post181'); } }); }; FB.Event.subscribe('comments.add', addedComment); </script> <div id='fbComments' style=''> <!-- facebook comments v2 only --> <fb:comments xid='_post181' href='http://www.holytaco.com/eva-longoria/' numposts='10' width='540' publish_feed='false' migrated='1'></fb:comments></div> <!-- Performance optimized by W3 Total Cache. 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