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Eva Mendes Topless

So, once again, somebody talked a really hot chick into being topless under the guise of “it’s art.”  This time it was Eva Mendes and the smooth talking editor was from Italian Vogue.   Except this time, they went so arty, that to be honest, I’m not really that excited by these pictures.  It looks kind of like the photos that my dad took of some ex-girlfriend he had in 1955 that I found in a shoe box labeled “Wrenches” underneath a bunch of crap in our shed.  I guess the hotter and more famous the chick, the more artsy you have to tell them the photos will be, which means we’ll see Miley Cyrus naked only if she’s covered in the blood of dead nazis and the photos are being taken by Jesus Christ.  Anyway, click the little pics below to get rid of Eli Manning’s face.

7 Responses to "Eva Mendes Topless"

  1. Bone Krushin Nigga says:

    Hootttt i think she took the Nuttcups’ Tour of Chicago http://digitalfuntown.squarespace.com/dft-blog/2008/5/8/the-nuttcups-the-nuttcups-tours.html

  2. Buddy Ice says:

    She really is a hot little tramp, but she gets naked in Training Day (w/Denzel Washington). I think you see a little fur too (not sure though).

  3. Keeblerkahn says:

    Sweet baby Jesus!!!

    I’ll be in my bunk.

  4. Jacob says:

    Not hot at all. But on a different note – you find the blood of dead nazis and I’ll call Jesus. 1-800-777 right?

  5. g0/fuk/urself says:

    get da dude’s heads outta da way people!!! damnit i wanna c her jugs

  6. kody says:

    this is why i pay 35 grand a year to go to art school

  7. Bryan says:

    Oops, my boob just fell out, that is very good for us.

    Bryan
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