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Even Monkeys Like Christina Ricci’s Boobs

Finally, some irrefutable evidence of evolution. According to celebritysmackblog.com an amorous ape had a little too much fun with one of Christina Ricci‘s funbags:

Christina Ricci says she was already afraid of monkeys before being attacked by one on the set of her latest movie, Penelope.

The chimpanzee, Chim Chim, grabbed hold of the actresses boob and refused to let go.

She explains, “I’m afraid of monkeys but I had decided not to be afraid of this monkey because no one else is. “Everyone else thinks he’s awesome so just be cool.’

“It’s the first day of shooting and I have this kitchen scene where I’m sitting down and the monkey is sitting right next to me. Of course it freaks out during the take and grabs my left breast and will not let go, and he’s so strong. I’m thinking, “This thing is gonna rip it’s hand away and I will no longer have a boob there!’

“I’m so freaked out and the whole rest of the actors are turned around so no one sees that this has happened to me and I’m like, “Help, help‘ as quietly and calmly as possible so this thing does not freak out any further.

“Finally they got him off me but my fear is completely validated and I did not go near him for the rest of the shoot Monkeys are crazy and you never what they’ll grab onto; I don’t like unpredictable animals.”

I’m sorry Christina, but grabbing one of your boobs does not make that monkey crazy. It makes him a man.

3 Responses to "Even Monkeys Like Christina Ricci’s Boobs"

  1. JMAN says:

    didn’t this chick date Marilyn Manson for a long time??? and she’s scared of monkeys?????????

  2. Jones says:

    No. Rose McGowan dated Marilyn Manson.

  3. weenisface says:

    Chimpanzee’s are apes, not monkeys