This is a news story from Arizona about a guy who carved a tree in the shape of a dick, and somehow the local news has managed to make it incredibly boring. I learned how to describe a tree shaped like a dick without being too graphic for the news, though. You just say, "a tree shaped like a male body part that rhymes with the city of Silenus."
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This has to be in front of DonkeyXote’s House.
Why does the anchorman call himself SEEN Mah-CLOFF-Lynn?!?!?!
Bring back Ron Burgundy…..
That’s right DonkeyXote, I got me a new account and a name to go with it with a mean fucking password that you can’t crack you geeky fucking retard. I’m gonna make you pay for what you did with “Olala” and “The Souless Ginger”.
DON’T EVERRRRRR FUCK WITH A GINGER YOU PIECE OF SHIT!
Mr. Burgundy, I believe you just stole my tag. You whale’s vagina. Perhaps I will go with Tits Magee. Suck on my Jazz Flute
I think you’ll find that was uncle marv in a dress.
Mom doesn’t have any genitals, dad jacked off in her armpits and because we’re rednecks and don’t wash, and out popped you and I like puss from a zit.
every1 under me are fake and gay
Yup, I’m fake and gay. I just love big throbbing cocks up my ass, especially if it’s my moms massive schlong.
FIRST
The person who left a comment under mine (I’m looking at YOU, Julio) enjoys being molested by his extended family on the second Tuesday of every month.
sometimes on the third Tuesday tambien
Fucking spic, shouldn’t you be pulling weeds out my garden???
Don’t make me deport your ass back to Ecuador!
The double entendre is exquisite.
Also digging the bobble-headed anchorwoman.
Not to mention the news title “Live Leak”. Does it get any more innuendo laden than this?
BTW- its Salinas
ROTFL, no way dude, thats just too funny.
Jess
http://www.isp-logging.net.tc
I was unable to focus on this whole entire segment because at the beginning, Mr. Mclaughlin pronounces his name SCENE. Even tho everybody always makes fun of the kid who calls himself shawn when his name is spelled sean, its just sounds silly when they actually say that. I couldnt ever watch this news channel, it’d just make me too angry everyday.
Specially me!
I’ll take two!