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Everyone Should Have a Penis Tree

This is a news story from Arizona about a guy who carved a tree in the shape of a dick, and somehow the local news has managed to make it incredibly boring. I learned how to describe a tree shaped like a dick without being too graphic for the news, though. You just say, "a tree shaped like a male body part that rhymes with the city of Silenus."
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18 Responses to "Everyone Should Have a Penis Tree"

  1. Ron Burgandy says:

    That’s right DonkeyXote, I got me a new account and a name to go with it with a mean fucking password that you can’t crack you geeky fucking retard. I’m gonna make you pay for what you did with “Olala” and “The Souless Ginger”.


  2. Ron Burgandy says:

    This has to be in front of DonkeyXote’s House.

  3. Djouf says:

    Why does the anchorman call himself SEEN Mah-CLOFF-Lynn?!?!?!

    Bring back Ron Burgundy…..

  4. Ron Burgundy says:

    Mr. Burgundy, I believe you just stole my tag. You whale’s vagina. Perhaps I will go with Tits Magee. Suck on my Jazz Flute

  5. julio says:


  6. *insert witty name* says:

    The person who left a comment under mine (I’m looking at YOU, Julio) enjoys being molested by his extended family on the second Tuesday of every month.

  7. Julios Hirsute Uncle says:

    sometimes on the third Tuesday tambien

  8. Once you go black you don't go back says:

    Fucking spic, shouldn’t you be pulling weeds out my garden???

    Don’t make me deport your ass back to Ecuador!

  9. julio says:

    every1 under me are fake and gay

  10. DonkeyXote. says:

    Yup, I’m fake and gay. I just love big throbbing cocks up my ass, especially if it’s my moms massive schlong.

  11. DonkeyXote's Sister says:

    I think you’ll find that was uncle marv in a dress.
    Mom doesn’t have any genitals, dad jacked off in her armpits and because we’re rednecks and don’t wash, and out popped you and I like puss from a zit.

  12. Tree Hugger says:

    The double entendre is exquisite.

    Also digging the bobble-headed anchorwoman.

  13. Tree Hugger says:

    Not to mention the news title “Live Leak”. Does it get any more innuendo laden than this?

  14. Tree Hugger says:

    BTW- its Salinas

  15. Jim Woods says:

    ROTFL, no way dude, thats just too funny.


  16. Dick Tree Man says:

    I was unable to focus on this whole entire segment because at the beginning, Mr. Mclaughlin pronounces his name SCENE. Even tho everybody always makes fun of the kid who calls himself shawn when his name is spelled sean, its just sounds silly when they actually say that. I couldnt ever watch this news channel, it’d just make me too angry everyday.

  17. Olala says:

    Specially me!

  18. DonkeyXote's Butthole says:

    I’ll take two!