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An Exclusive Look at the Rush Limbaugh Wedding Program

Inexplicably, Rush Limbaugh was married this past weekend.  To a woman!  As card carrying members of the liberal media elite, we were of course banned from attending the ceremony.  But we did have a guy on the inside who managed to snag us a copy of the wedding program.  To say it was a less than conventional affair would be a major understatement.  Check it out below.
 

22 Responses to "An Exclusive Look at the Rush Limbaugh Wedding Program"

  1. getonmuhhorse says:

    Holy taco…typical democrats. why don’t you try writing an article without pushing your political beliefs?

  2. M.C.S.M. says:

    THIS IS COMIC SATIRE. PEOPLE WHO THINK THIS IS WORNG JUST LISTEN TO RUSH HIM SELF

  3. TG99 says:

    The hell is wrong with you all? Are the people who write for this site not allowed to have an opinion that differs from yours?? If you don’t like it, then don’t log on to this website. No one is forcing you to.

    Geez…I can see why they got rid of the comments for a while. You act like fucking babies. Funny stuff though HT.

  4. TBTB says:

    ha obiously a hardcore liberal or a holy taco columnist. you wouldn’t be saying the same thing if website authors pushed their conservative beliefs onto everyone.

  5. 00kla the M0k says:

    Isn’t bitching about people bitching hypocrisy? Its something.

    Anyhow, even though I like Rush, I can get a good laugh at his expense. But it has to be better than this. This is the kind of stuff that only liberals really find funny and even then its kinda just button-pushing jingoism. We all know you are a liberal leaning site (which is fine by me) but if you really have to make political jokes then please do more prep than watching 30 minutes of MSNBC.

    I give ya props on a few parts of it though. Just a few.

  6. TG99 says:

    No, just a person who understands that all of the articles/pictures/graphs on this website aren’t supposed to be taken seriously but instead are posted to be amusing.

    And if they were trying to push a conservative agenda, I would either A. Not care and keep reading as long as it was funny. Or B. Go somewhere else for a laugh. I know I wouldn’t get all butthurt that the writers posted something which disagreed with my politics and then proceed to post a nasty comment saying how the site was gay or the writers were assholes.

  7. ConcernedCitizen says:

    How much ad-space do I have to buy in order for you guys to shut down the comments section? I’ll pay some decent amount of money a month and in return Holy Taco makes it so that I don’t have to see these comments ever again.

  8. PorchMonkey says:

    Glad to see HT turned back on the comments just so everyone could bitch about Justin forcing his libtard ideals down our throats. Hey Justin, don’t blame us if our comments start fucking your business again.

  9. aPlateOfGrapes says:

    Hey… anyway, Elton John actually provided the musical stylings.

  10. holy taco is gay says:

    Instead of putting up bad jokes about a conservative why don’t you instead show pics of the hot chick he married.

    This is about as funny as the obama presidency.

  11. Jimmy Carter says:

    The Taco is getting to the levels of futility that my administation got to…

  12. DonkeyXote says:

    Don’t you fuck with Jimmy Carter, you unfunny motherfucker.

    EVER!

  13. Bill Clinton says:

    It’s true Jimmy, you shouldn’t make fun of Jimmy Carter, he does a good enough job of making himself look like an idiot!

  14. Anonymous says:

    Yeah because clearly the real Jimmy Carter is an avid fan of HolyTaco.com

    Douchebag!

  15. Al Gore says:

    This site is starting to have a very nasty liberal slant…and coming from me that’s sayin something…

  16. Mr. Sarcasm says:

    Yes…how dare the owners of a website have an opinion.

  17. aPlateOfGrapes says:

    True that… you’d think if they wanted to go the political slant, the party in power would provide more than enough ammunition.

  18. Ann Coulter says:

    I was going to make a few comments to Mr. Gore, but apparently you have to go to rehab if you use the word “faggot”…

    Leftists such as yourselves are always quick to defend civil liberties, so long as those “liberties” belong to criminals. Poke fun at Rush Limbaugh all you want, but we need people like him to physically intimidate the Democrats.

  19. Keith Olbermann says:

    I’m marrying Helen Thomas, and we plan to live a Jew-free lifestyle in Helen’s native country, Middle-earth.

    Will the leftist douchebags at Holy Taco cover our wedding, since no one else will?

    Please?

  20. pratik says:

    But I thought Dick Cheney was Satan.

  21. mcgriddler says:

    Yeah conservatives SUCK! us liberals are super awesome because we are so creative and cool and smart. I mean without us liberals shit would be fucked right now. we would probably be at war and in a recession…

    Oh we are?

    Well shit those goddamn republicans and conservatives and glenn beck and rush limbaugh and bush! yeah yeah BUSH! It’s all their fault we are in this recession and at war. If only hardcore liberals were the majority in government all our problems would be solved. The war would end immediately and we would be out of this recession in no time…

    Oh they are and we aren’t? Ah shit. egg on my face.

  22. Obama says:

    I am what you get when you encourage people who watch MTV to vote.


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