Cereal is really expensive, considering what you get for your money. It has to be expensive, though, because making cereal is an expensive process, and the business is ripe with rejected ideas. Breakfast Cereals are like Predator movies: for every one that’s successful and awesome, there are a handful of them that are completely miserable failures. Here are some of those Rejected Breakfast Cereals:
Bleedies. That shit is nasty.
parabled Space/Time
yeah. gross. gross. *throws up in mouth*
Dude. Bleedies crossed the line. That shit is nasty.