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Failed Presidential Campaign Slogans

Campaign slogans are very important and hard to come up with.  And just like anything, it’s a process.  We were able to obtain some of the candidates failed slogans, and well, we think some of them are better than the ones they have.

13 Responses to "Failed Presidential Campaign Slogans"

  1. YOUNGFED says:

    Ehm,……Tyler…….if you want to nitpick semanticsYou should read the re-post before being rather dickish lame.

  2. Roc says:

    Once you go Barack, you never go back.

  3. h4x02 says:

    What about McCains “Don’t trust a guy that can walk”? Or are Holytaco against negative ads?

  4. stan says:

    close… but there is no second ‘g’ in Rekonize…

  5. Bill says:

    Ehm, if you want to nitpick semantics… there is no FIRST ‘g’ in Rekonize…

  6. jacob says:

    Ya’ll better rekodnize is a great slogan

  7. Roc says:

    Hmm, I don’t know what all these retards are saying, but it’s spelled “Recognize”.

  8. YOUNGFED says:

    OK it’s official the readers of HolyTaco are retarded. It’s recognize. Damn how can 3 people all spell the same word wron. WTF.

  9. YOUNGFED says:

    OK it’s official the readers of HolyTaco are retarded. It’s recognize. Damn how can 3 people all spell the same word wrong. WTF.

  10. e46m3 says:

    i like how McCain’s rockin his “im allergic to bees” bracelet while calling people noobs. “get with the bracelet of get the fuck outta my face noobs…bees too.”

  11. Tyler says:

    Ehm,……….YOUNGFED……. if you want to nitpick semantics there is a FIRST “g’ in wrong

  12. Tyler says:

    By the way, I saw Palin on SNL tonight……she was awesome (I really want to bone that chick…even though she is twice my age)

    McCain should be elected, just so we see more of her “drill, baby, drill” ass

  13. Anonymous says:

    i don’t think this country should have to suffer another 8 years of republican rule just so you can see Palin’s “drill, baby, drill” ass. I think she should just go into the porn industry. Hell, I’d definitely watch her. Especially if Obama was nailing her, haha.


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