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FAKE! They Couldn’t Fit Their Shells Through That Manhole

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16 Responses to "FAKE! They Couldn’t Fit Their Shells Through That Manhole"

  1. your name says:

    dumb, dumb, dumb

  2. fourteenlines says:

    TMNT were before your time.

  3. your name says:

    No… They weren’t! It was MY time when they were known as “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” and not TMNT! Quit jerking off to drawings of April and get a job!

  4. Anonymous-12345 says:

    That’s effing brilliant!

  5. MrKillson says:

    I want another movie with Cory Feldman doing Donatello’s voice.

  6. The Cow says:

    Holy SHIT, Holy Taco. HA HA HA HA HA! This picture is from when, 1986? That’s fucking BRILLIANT! Who else but Holy Taco could regurgitate crap like this!?

  7. Bigjim13 says:

    Not 86 man. The turtles weren’t on until 87.

  8. Frank Grimes says:

    You get bitter over HT for their reference to something relevant in 1986 yet you reference Howard the Duck, also from 1986.

    Who’s the bigger dumbass here?

  9. the true philosopher says:

    this is like an out-of-body experience

  10. Turtles4Life says:

    Hey “The Cow”…Fuck off. The Turtles were awesome!

  11. The Cow says:

    I do not recall at any point writing anything that even remotely implied that the Turtles were anything short of awesome. I was merely expressing my displeasure with Holy Taco for displaying a weak witticism that is not relevant to this decade.

    And, fuck you, too.

  12. The Cow says:

    I will, however, say so now. The Turtles sucked ass. They still suck. It was then, and remains now, one of the worst pieces of garbage put on television. The bigger travesty lies in the hideous attempt to make several movies from what was already a weak television show. I would bet that you dress up like Wolverine and jerk off to the sex scene in Howard the Duck.

    And, again, fuck you, too.

  13. the cynical gentleman says:

    actually the pic is real, though there’s probably not an actual pizza party, in the sewer

  14. Neon says:

    I would have figured that government anti-terrorism groups had hunted them down

  15. comedyicondotcom says:

    it’s 10:37…I missed it. Icarumba!

  16. Kiko says:

    hahahahaha nice one


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