So the New Kids are having a reunion tour, huh? On a scale of one to boner, how excited is Donnie Wahlberg to get back into the world of underage girls at concerts? Expect to hear a lot of this phrase backstage: “My parents aren’t picking me up till later. I told them I was spending the night at Susie’s house.” “Nice, let me just get the pump I use to get erections and I’ll meet you in the limo.”
Really though, as I’ve said before, why is this news? Yesterday I went back to Jack In The Box after not going there for a year because I found a band aid in my Ultimate Cheeseburger. Did they announce that on the Today Show? No. Is it less important than New Kids getting back together? You be the judge.
Let’s face it…”hangin tough” remains one of the worst songs of all time.
Reasons why after the jump…
http://www.blender.com/guide/articles.aspx?id=786
I guess the residuals for the Sixth Sense are running out for Donnie and Marky Mark is cutting him off.
mike – that was not funny…at all
oh oh oh ooooh, oh oh oh oh
New Kids on the block suck!! And the gay one needs to hurry up and come out already because we all know that he likes/does men!! Pathetic!!