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Fans Hate New Kids On The Block

So the New Kids are having a reunion tour, huh? On a scale of one to boner, how excited is Donnie Wahlberg to get back into the world of underage girls at concerts? Expect to hear a lot of this phrase backstage: “My parents aren’t picking me up till later. I told them I was spending the night at Susie’s house.” “Nice, let me just get the pump I use to get erections and I’ll meet you in the limo.”

Really though, as I’ve said before, why is this news? Yesterday I went back to Jack In The Box after not going there for a year because I found a band aid in my Ultimate Cheeseburger. Did they announce that on the Today Show? No. Is it less important than New Kids getting back together? You be the judge.

5 Responses to "Fans Hate New Kids On The Block"

  1. pico says:

    Let’s face it…”hangin tough” remains one of the worst songs of all time.

    Reasons why after the jump…

    http://www.blender.com/guide/articles.aspx?id=786

  2. mike says:

    I guess the residuals for the Sixth Sense are running out for Donnie and Marky Mark is cutting him off.

  3. notmike says:

    mike – that was not funny…at all

  4. notmikeeither says:

    oh oh oh ooooh, oh oh oh oh

  5. Susie says:

    New Kids on the block suck!! And the gay one needs to hurry up and come out already because we all know that he likes/does men!! Pathetic!!


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