and you're obviously a a pillow biting chocolate starfish poker if you don't remember watching the sandlot as a kid and thinking about how hot the blonde lifeguard chick was.
That's right honey, you be sure to let them know that young woman was not just another piece of meat for them to gawk over. She was an actual person who had feeling and most importantly.....a name. Even though she was a fictional character played by an actress who was more shallow than the only pool tater there is able to swim in now because Megan's law won't allow him to come more than 50 feet withing a public swimming pool. You tell em!!!
And diner will be ready in 20 mins, so wash your filthy ass before you come downstairs bitch.
damn, i never knew this kind of hostility would stem from pointing out a character in a movie's name. lay of the juice sweetheart. it has a tendency to make what pathetic excuse for genitalia you already lay claims to shrivel up into complete nothingness, rather than the 3 inch stiffie you'd otherwise be sporting.
Sorry, I was out selling your sister for sexual favors while you were sucking your thumb watching that bullshit and wishing that the lifeguard at the pool you swam in wasn't a 6 foot tall ex-con named Nasty Nate. He used to pound your asshole like he had a sledgehammer didn't he? Did he tell you how pretty you were after he was through? I didn't think so.
I want to fuck her in the mouth, pussy and ass. When I do it, I want to put oil in her pussy and fuck that slimy thing until I split her pussy a new asshole.
Anyone else want to take out their sexual frustrations in a comment regarding a hot girl's photo?
"TROLLY TACO" - this is the new site name based on the high volume of fucking TROLLS that have been posting here this week. Begone, shoo, away to the Twilight boards with you !!!
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June 15th, 2009 at 08:37 pm
sweet camel toe. god do i love slutty chicks who show their shit.
July 5th, 2009 at 09:20 am
You have no knowledge of her sexual conduct.
June 15th, 2009 at 08:37 pm
Fortunately, camel toe appears to be acceptable as well.
June 15th, 2009 at 09:00 pm
You know... something about that classic halter bikini look never gets old. Remember the Sandlot anyone? yeah you do.
Boobs.
June 16th, 2009 at 06:00 pm
Sandlot??? Are you fuckin serious? Your a fuckin fruity ass bith!!!!
June 17th, 2009 at 06:21 am
and you're obviously a a pillow biting chocolate starfish poker if you don't remember watching the sandlot as a kid and thinking about how hot the blonde lifeguard chick was.
June 17th, 2009 at 09:35 am
wendy peppercorn. that was the lifeguard's name.
June 17th, 2009 at 02:21 pm
That's right honey, you be sure to let them know that young woman was not just another piece of meat for them to gawk over. She was an actual person who had feeling and most importantly.....a name. Even though she was a fictional character played by an actress who was more shallow than the only pool tater there is able to swim in now because Megan's law won't allow him to come more than 50 feet withing a public swimming pool. You tell em!!!
And diner will be ready in 20 mins, so wash your filthy ass before you come downstairs bitch.
June 18th, 2009 at 09:38 pm
damn, i never knew this kind of hostility would stem from pointing out a character in a movie's name. lay of the juice sweetheart. it has a tendency to make what pathetic excuse for genitalia you already lay claims to shrivel up into complete nothingness, rather than the 3 inch stiffie you'd otherwise be sporting.
June 19th, 2009 at 06:42 am
hey dont be ragging on 3 inchers...i happen to have one that i do very well with...
June 17th, 2009 at 02:17 pm
Sorry, I was out selling your sister for sexual favors while you were sucking your thumb watching that bullshit and wishing that the lifeguard at the pool you swam in wasn't a 6 foot tall ex-con named Nasty Nate. He used to pound your asshole like he had a sledgehammer didn't he? Did he tell you how pretty you were after he was through? I didn't think so.
June 17th, 2009 at 06:46 am
What's a "bith"?
June 17th, 2009 at 02:23 pm
A "bith" is a bitch that can't "c". Generally from multiple cumshots to the face, you should know that firsthand cockbreath!
June 15th, 2009 at 09:12 pm
SWEET!!!!!! NICE CAMEL TOE!
I want to fuck her in the mouth, pussy and ass. When I do it, I want to put oil in her pussy and fuck that slimy thing until I split her pussy a new asshole.
Anyone else want to take out their sexual frustrations in a comment regarding a hot girl's photo?
June 16th, 2009 at 09:28 am
are you the anonymous that wants to shit on every girl holy taco puts up here?
June 16th, 2009 at 05:01 pm
whats wrong with shitting on girls?
June 16th, 2009 at 06:02 pm
you have baby nuts
June 17th, 2009 at 06:47 am
No, that's me...I'd like to pee in her mouth.
June 15th, 2009 at 09:41 pm
isn't any one going to post... first?
June 15th, 2009 at 09:42 pm
i guess not. so fuck you.
also, boobs.
June 16th, 2009 at 06:06 pm
FIRST.......to cum in your face more than 40 times while your mother licks my asshole and your sister begs for her turn.
June 17th, 2009 at 06:48 am
...while I t-bag your grandma.
June 17th, 2009 at 02:24 pm
WE HAVE THE SAME GRANDMA TIMMY!!!!!!!
June 15th, 2009 at 09:44 pm
When are boobs not in?
June 16th, 2009 at 05:27 am
When they get em out!
June 16th, 2009 at 06:08 pm
good question! when ARE boobs not in, a better question is: why are they not in my mouth?
June 16th, 2009 at 09:42 pm
you haven't had boobs in your mouth since you were about one.
June 17th, 2009 at 02:26 pm
but then again I haven't had anything but dick in my mouth since I was about one anyway, so fuck it
June 15th, 2009 at 10:09 pm
i love how the second thing people notice is the camel toe
June 15th, 2009 at 10:15 pm
Third thing...first two were boob number one and boob number two
June 17th, 2009 at 07:01 am
what the hell can we notice in a picture...her personality
October 18th, 2009 at 11:09 am
Global Warming... in my pants.
- Al G. mothafucka!
June 15th, 2009 at 10:42 pm
her hips are too narrow for those tits. It just doesn't look right.
June 15th, 2009 at 10:48 pm
*Laugh*
With them narrow hips. she'll only be able to have about six kids.
June 15th, 2009 at 11:30 pm
ah, there's always one! if you assholes will excuse me i have some pressing matters to attend to. (fap , fappity, fap, fap,fap!)
June 16th, 2009 at 01:18 am
When you see a Great Pair of Tits like that, I just brightens up your world!
June 16th, 2009 at 01:22 am
hey Horny Chick, that's one hot place to be ;) It brightened my world alright
June 16th, 2009 at 04:45 am
What, no "it's my dick that's going to be in" jokes yet?
June 16th, 2009 at 05:27 am
Internal thought process of boner eye...
Damn check out those boobies.
DAMN, camel toe... sweet.
damn, what's up with the no hips.
OH DAMN, see some side ass under the camel toe... sweet.
Boi-oi-oing.
June 16th, 2009 at 07:38 am
"TROLLY TACO" - this is the new site name based on the high volume of fucking TROLLS that have been posting here this week. Begone, shoo, away to the Twilight boards with you !!!
June 16th, 2009 at 09:38 am
For some reason I'm craving milk and a taco!!!
June 16th, 2009 at 10:30 am
whoa and i thought i had tig ol bitties! i love her camel toe tho it adds that finishing touch just like my jumping adds the finishing touch! hahaha!!
http://tinyurl.com/588taz
June 16th, 2009 at 11:00 am
im a girl and i want somw of that
June 16th, 2009 at 05:03 pm
and i want some of you
June 17th, 2009 at 07:03 am
just because they snipped it off and created u a flap doesnt make u a girl
June 16th, 2009 at 12:08 pm
got to love the toe, I was just at Lake Havasu and thats all that was around it was amazing, check out some pictures from it
http://www.precioustimeny.com/blog/?p=549
June 16th, 2009 at 12:36 pm
SHE IS JUST SWEET..
June 16th, 2009 at 05:02 pm
god i wanna bury my face in that sweet moose knuckle...
June 17th, 2009 at 07:57 am
Either you are gay! or you don't know that a moose knuckle is a guys junk in tight pants. That is Clearly a Camel Toe.
June 17th, 2009 at 03:25 pm
Thank you Mr. Gay Person! I learned something today.
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