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Fat Giants Fan Gives Fat Giants Fans A Bad Name

 
 
As a football fan, I can relate to some of this guy’s points. You waste 17 weeks of your life watching a piece of shit team that only lets you down. If you’re lucky, your team wins once, maybe twice in your lifetime (screw you Pats, Steelers, Broncos, 49ers, Redskins and Cowboys fans.)
 
But that’s what makes this fat ball of lard’s blubbering so infuriating. His goddamn team pulled off the biggest upset in Super Bowl history last year. From a fan’s perspective, last year was an unexpected Super Bowl win, which never ever ever happens (unless you were a Rams fan in 2000, or a Patriots fan in 2002. And please don’t bring up Joe Namath. Let’s keep this somewhat current.) Last year’s win should ride out any Giants fan for a long, long time. The G-Men should be able to shut down football operations and just hang out at bars during the next five seasons without a peep from anyone who owns an Eli Manning or David Tyree jersey. And yet, this sweaty, crying asshat now thinks he deserves to win every year, much the same way he thinks he deserves a fourth helping of buttered pie. He is sorely mistaken on both counts.
 
via gawker
 
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19 Responses to "Fat Giants Fan Gives Fat Giants Fans A Bad Name"

  1. Anonymous says:

    wow! I’m a Giants fan and this makes me feel ashamed.

  2. :shifty says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Damn straight you lost to the fucking Eagles!!! Haha! Now stfu like your friend told you to. Better yet, maybe you should dead yourself since “the Giants are your life” and “you live for the Giants”…. pathetic!

    BFcOT FTMFW!!!!!!!!!

  3. BradLidgeOwns says:

    I thought McNabb only made Philly fans cry :P

  4. Mad as Hell says:

    I’m a Bills fan, STFU Blubber Boy.

  5. Anonymous says:

    It must be nice to have a stupid game be the most important thing in your life.

  6. Anonymous says:

    I want to jack this chub off with my lips

  7. Anonymous says:

    What a fucking pussy… even 49er fans are less queer than you

  8. Dave Towers, Southend-on-Sea says:

    On the plus side it’s good to see he’s over his anorexia.

  9. General Chicken says:

    I’d eat licorice twists out of his ass.

  10. Brown Trout says:

    holy jesus someone get this fat bastard a tampon

  11. Edwordrules says:

    I think he was refering to who makes a better cheese steak sandwich. Poor bastard, thats why its called a Philly Cheese Steak. Oh, and to really put salt on the wound, its NOT butter, you fat tard!!

  12. General Chicken says:

    Hahaa.

    He is lucky that he isn’t a Raiders fan. 2002 still haunts me to this day. Oh well, drunken sports ignorance is still great for a laugh.

  13. flamingjesus says:

    what a fag.

  14. Dr. says:

    Boston/New England fans are the worst. Fucking think that because the team that plays out of where they live it makes you better than other people. Guess what, you WATCHED all that shit happen. YOU DIDN’T DO SHIT. You had nothing to do with the record of “your” team. Yeah, buying some tickets puts revenue into the team and allows for acquisitions that impact on the field… Blah Blah Blah.

    You aren’t on the field so you didn’t contribute shit to a team. Only time fans can help is by disrupting the other teams’ offensive line in the red zone to go offside. Great purpose there but only at home games. Yelling at your TV won’t make your favorite team win ANYTHING.

  15. Brown Trout says:

    I think this video was a giants fan (new york)

  16. Redrum says:

    C’mon now, no reason to hate on the tradtionally better football teams (well, maybe Dallas). Ths isn’t baseball where $200 million can buy you a championship at least once every 3 years. Even the stinking-cheating Pats have to be respected for building a quality program that keeps them in the SB hunt year after year. Just stick to hating smart people and guys with huge d!cks. I hate those people too.

    I agree with you about this fat tool though. Giants fans are simply like most other NY sports fans, they think the rest of the country should bow to them because they have a larger collection of smelly a-holes in their obnoxiously huge city than anyone else in the US. I guess they should get an automatic inclusion to the playoffs every season just based on that.

  17. capt awesome says:

    Asshat? You guy’s Don and Mike fans?
    Oh and your right that guy is a crying tool bag. I almost wish he wasn’t fat so then we could just focus on the fact that he’s crying like someone stepped on his newborn puppies head in front of him. but instead he is a fat sloppy chesseburger eating tard who needs to grow a pair.

  18. gregtorious says:

    bitch im from cleveland

  19. IndianaMike says:

    sucks worse to be a Cubs fan.


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