Ahh, if only Chris Farley were here to sing about a fat guy in a little moat. But since he’s not, we’ll just have to watch this video of a fat, naked man swimming around in the moat around the Japanese Imperial Palace and eluding Tokyo police with by throwing rocks at them and by being naked.
This guy is probably totally crazy, but whenever I see someone do something like this I wonder if sometimes they’re just regular guys with regular jobs who are at the end of a totally awesome bender. Could you imagine coming to in a jail cell wondering where your clothes are and why your fat ass is on the news splashing cops and trying to climb high rock walls in front of 500 tourists. Man, that is going to make Monday morning around the water cooler a tiny bit awkward.
See Some Fantastic Stills Of This After The Jump. They’re Somehow Better Than The Video.
Other crap to look at:
Jennifer Love Hewitt’s see through pics (drunkenstepfather)
Jessica Barton hates clothes (gorillamask)
Elsa Pataky is what we like to call “attractive” (FListed)
Pee Wee Footbal coach fired for shoving a kid (NothingToxic)
Dirty Words: The Letter C (atom)
Trish Stratus in a WWE lingerie special (cameltap)
Don’t pass out unless you want your legs on fire (tastybooze)
Please shut up, Pink (theblemish)
All songs should be odes to Sarah Palin (bestweekever)
Mr. T teaches you how to rap (afrojacks)
How product placement ruined TV (thedailylowdown)
Courtney Love & Muppet Sexual Assault
Playboy’s Big Dance March Madness Bracket Challenge
There is a considerable amount of reposting links I am noticing. ADD?
You make a good point. The problem is, there’s two of us doing the links, one at night and one in the morning. And I’m too stupid and lazy to make sure I’m not putting up dupes in the morning. Thanks for pointing it out, I’ll be more vigilant in the future. I’m also pretty stupid, so take it for what it’s worth.
This is your husband.