About a month or so ago we did a story about these big fat monkeys at a zoo in Japan. Apparently the tourists were hurling food at the monkeys and the zoo keepers want that to stop, so they put up signs telling the tourists not to do that.
First of all, the sign shows a person throwing a banana to the monkey. From studying humans I can tell you that I’ve never in my life heard somebody say “Dammit, I’ve put on a bunch of weight because I’m eating all these god damned bananas.”
Secondly, I’ve seen my fat relatives go on diets; they turn in to complete nightmares. Really irritable and angry all the time. So I’m pretty sure that if I added in the element of “socially okay with throwing poo” pretty much every family function I’d be covered in my Uncles shit before we sat down for dinner.