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Fatass Monkeys Look A Lot Like Fatass Humans

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These monkeys in a Japanese zoo have been so overfed by treat-bearing tourists, that these monkeys have become as fat as the treat-bearing tourists who made them this way. According to dailymail.co.uk:

About 50 Macaca mulatta monkeys at Ohama park in Sakai, Osaka Prefecture have been so overfed by tourists they are now massively overweight.

A local report in April said that about 30 per cent of the animals are so huge they struggle to get around their 420-square-meter enclosure.

A healthy Macaca mulatta monkey weighs about 20lbs, but one of these chunkies is over 60 pounds.

Good job, tourists. This is just how I like my monkeys. Waaaaay too obese to heave their feces at me.

See if you can tell the fatass monkeys from the fatass fatasses after the jump.

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7 Responses to "Fatass Monkeys Look A Lot Like Fatass Humans"

  1. Jacob says:

    Holy shit @ the fatass fatass in the pink dress! is that her stomach coming down from her dress? Ew?

  2. It would take a whole roll of duct tape to get to that cooter. that or rig some kind of belly pully.

  3. Johnny says:

    This is so sad …. the poor monkeys have monkey man boobs

  4. KeeblerKahn says:

    Poor monkey, he probably gets winded when he throws his poop now.

  5. chad2bert says:

    i think i saw this monkey at the all you can eat buffet last night.

  6. Anonymous says:

    even if you rolled her in flour you still wouldnt find the wet spot or you would find alot from all the sweat.

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