We all know that crazy women are crazy attractive, and it’s no surprise that occasionally they get away with murder. Sometimes, even the ones who get convicted clean up well. These five female killers probably could’ve lured you home. Even their criminal records wouldn’t have stopped you from following through.
1. Andrea Yates
She killed her five children in a bathtub! But it’d take much more than that for you not to go home with this vicious cougar.
2. Lizzie Borden
This rich lonely spinster killed her mother and stepfather with an axe, but look at those eyes! In her defense, she was 32 when she committed the crimes, and that’s way too old to be living with your parents. I’m sure she just got tired of them being around every time she wanted to have a foppish dandy over to the house for a peek up her hoop skirt.
3. Diane Downs
Dirty Diane shot her three kids, then tried to say it was a carjacker that did it. What a cold-blooded killer! I bet she’d be a real tiger in the sack!
4. Susan Smith
This saucy little brunette drowned her kids in a lake, blamed it on an imaginary black man, then confessed a week later! Talk about exciting! Who wouldn’t want to spend a night with this crazy catch?
5. Casey Anthony
Now, we know she was just acquitted, but we had to throw her in here since she’s probably actually guilty. She didn’t go to jail for murdering and covering up the murder of her own child, but if being sexy was a crime, there’s not a jury in the world who would’ve let this one go! Grrrrr!