Well at least you amateurs are lucky. I have never seen mine hard. It takes so much blood for me to get an erection, I pass out first from lack of blood to my brain.
Did you notice that a Doctor AND a Reverend wrote this? WTF is a Reverend going to have to say about this topic? "When the altar boy begins to complain..."
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April 1st, 2009 at 07:08 am
Finally, a book made just for me.
Damn my mother for fucking that donkey.
April 1st, 2009 at 12:44 pm
Is that why your friends call you Jackass?
April 2nd, 2009 at 09:33 am
i think i saw your mom in mexico once.. she had her own show
April 3rd, 2009 at 03:27 pm
Dont call me a donkey, your the jackass
April 3rd, 2009 at 04:37 pm
it's "you're"
April 3rd, 2009 at 06:48 pm
It's "It's you're".
April 3rd, 2009 at 08:45 pm
You said the same thing lol pwned lol
April 3rd, 2009 at 10:41 pm
You're the samefag anyway...
April 4th, 2009 at 02:46 am
Actually, the punctuation goes inside the quotes so, technically, it's, "It's 'you're.'"
April 5th, 2009 at 08:31 am
Actually, It's "It's", not "it's".
April 7th, 2009 at 04:41 pm
It's just tits, you're all gay!
April 1st, 2009 at 11:56 am
bestiality ftw?
April 1st, 2009 at 11:57 am
written by one Dr. Richard
April 1st, 2009 at 12:23 pm
Do they have this book in a shorter version?
April 10th, 2009 at 12:11 pm
The Peter's Digest version
April 1st, 2009 at 02:47 pm
I can vouch for this; I was a consultant on it. They thank me in the acknowledgments.
If you don't believe me, go here for the link -- wait, naaaaah, you guys don't need it.
April 1st, 2009 at 02:50 pm
Do they have one for people who are just horny all the time?
April 2nd, 2009 at 12:44 pm
This is cool just to leave out lying around he house when people come over...
April 3rd, 2009 at 10:42 am
is this book exclusive for men?
April 3rd, 2009 at 03:17 pm
So, you're saying you are a woman who would really LIKE to live with a Huge Penis...and wants to find out How?
You can live with mine... he's a passionate kisser, loves to snuggle and watch movies. : P
April 3rd, 2009 at 06:49 pm
You're creepy.
April 22nd, 2009 at 06:44 pm
Of course not. Women with huge penises can buy it too.
April 3rd, 2009 at 01:49 pm
No no..Chyna has it too
April 3rd, 2009 at 01:54 pm
its a serious problem. sucks when your cock gets dunked in the toilet every time you take a shit.
April 3rd, 2009 at 04:19 pm
i usually just sling it over my shoulder. i also have a bathroom with a platform that lets me sit 3 feet above the shitter. that works too.
April 3rd, 2009 at 01:57 pm
NO NOT FTW!
April 3rd, 2009 at 03:39 pm
penis dunked in the toilet sucks!
April 3rd, 2009 at 05:23 pm
I've seen this one before. It's an actual book.
If you want just the shock value, you can find dust jackets that you can slip over another book.
There were a lot of them floating around when the last Harry Potter came out.
http://www.cracked.com/article_15661_harry-potter-book-disguises.html
April 3rd, 2009 at 05:44 pm
"Damn my mother for fucking that donkey."
That makes you half ass, which would be a great excuse when you do everything half-assed.
April 3rd, 2009 at 05:59 pm
My knob is so big that when i take a piss, after i'm finished i don't shake it i back heel it
April 3rd, 2009 at 06:42 pm
Whale..... if ya think its that big, go suck a horses dick !!!
April 3rd, 2009 at 10:13 pm
... wait, what was the article about? I couldn't stop staring at the massive tower of ASS on the right long enough to read it.
April 3rd, 2009 at 10:17 pm
maybe amazon has it. would be great to know how other people live with their large members. i'm sure i'll pick it up.
April 4th, 2009 at 03:39 pm
Well at least you amateurs are lucky. I have never seen mine hard. It takes so much blood for me to get an erection, I pass out first from lack of blood to my brain.
It is truly an embarrassing condition.
April 4th, 2009 at 08:31 pm
lol i enjoy reading this book, and though i wouldn't say its true it does portray the truth to some extent. I'm an professional actor, Billy Glide.
April 6th, 2009 at 01:48 pm
Did you notice that a Doctor AND a Reverend wrote this? WTF is a Reverend going to have to say about this topic? "When the altar boy begins to complain..."
June 11th, 2009 at 02:42 pm
AHH MY PRETTY LIZARD FRIEND , I WILL TICKLE YOUR BELLYBUTTON FROM THE INSIDE OUT......
June 11th, 2009 at 02:47 pm
That's a good place to start,what happens next ? Huh ? Tell me ?? lol
June 11th, 2009 at 03:15 pm
I guess we'll have to wait and see how long it's going to take before your eyes stop spinning and you can walk again.
June 11th, 2009 at 03:20 pm
And smoke will come out of my ears too,you will ruin me for all others.I shall compare them all to you,hehe
June 11th, 2009 at 03:23 pm
You are a MEMBER in good standing,lol
June 11th, 2009 at 03:30 pm
Spoil, yes. Ruin, no. And how can you compare me to others? Just how many people do you know that can lick there eyebrows?
June 11th, 2009 at 03:35 pm
I told you to send me a picture,prove it.btw,is that a cool bar trick you use to pick up women ? lol
June 12th, 2009 at 04:57 pm
I can tie a cherry stem with my tongue over and over,and over again,how does that grab ya swift ?
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