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Finally, A Book To Help With One Of Life’s Real Problems

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44 Responses to "Finally, A Book To Help With One Of Life’s Real Problems"

  1. McCow says:

    Whale….. if ya think its that big, go suck a horses dick !!!

  2. Anonymous says:

    maybe amazon has it. would be great to know how other people live with their large members. i’m sure i’ll pick it up.

  3. Jobbyjabber says:

    My knob is so big that when i take a piss, after i’m finished i don’t shake it i back heel it

  4. Glorious and all that. says:

    “Damn my mother for fucking that donkey.”

    That makes you half ass, which would be a great excuse when you do everything half-assed.

  5. Anonymous says:

    … wait, what was the article about? I couldn’t stop staring at the massive tower of ASS on the right long enough to read it.

  6. Anonymous says:

    I’ve seen this one before. It’s an actual book.

    If you want just the shock value, you can find dust jackets that you can slip over another book.

    There were a lot of them floating around when the last Harry Potter came out.

    http://www.cracked.com/article_15661_harry-potter-book-disguises.html

  7. FarSide says:

    Well at least you amateurs are lucky. I have never seen mine hard. It takes so much blood for me to get an erection, I pass out first from lack of blood to my brain.

    It is truly an embarrassing condition.

  8. Anonymous says:

    NO NOT FTW!

  9. Anonymous says:

    its a serious problem. sucks when your cock gets dunked in the toilet every time you take a shit.

  10. shartfelch says:

    i usually just sling it over my shoulder. i also have a bathroom with a platform that lets me sit 3 feet above the shitter. that works too.

  11. Anonymous says:

    Did you notice that a Doctor AND a Reverend wrote this? WTF is a Reverend going to have to say about this topic? “When the altar boy begins to complain…”

  12. Anonymous says:

    lol i enjoy reading this book, and though i wouldn’t say its true it does portray the truth to some extent. I’m an professional actor, Billy Glide.

  13. horse cock says:

    penis dunked in the toilet sucks!

  14. lIZZY says:

    That’s a good place to start,what happens next ? Huh ? Tell me ?? lol

  15. Lizzy says:

    I told you to send me a picture,prove it.btw,is that a cool bar trick you use to pick up women ? lol

  16. LIZZY says:

    I can tie a cherry stem with my tongue over and over,and over again,how does that grab ya swift ?

  17. swift says:

    AHH MY PRETTY LIZARD FRIEND , I WILL TICKLE YOUR BELLYBUTTON FROM THE INSIDE OUT……

  18. swift says:

    I guess we’ll have to wait and see how long it’s going to take before your eyes stop spinning and you can walk again.

  19. lIZZY says:

    And smoke will come out of my ears too,you will ruin me for all others.I shall compare them all to you,hehe

  20. Lizzy says:

    You are a MEMBER in good standing,lol

  21. swift says:

    Spoil, yes. Ruin, no. And how can you compare me to others? Just how many people do you know that can lick there eyebrows?

  22. Anonymous says:

    it’s “you’re”

  23. Anonymous says:

    It’s “It’s you’re”.

  24. Anonymous says:

    You said the same thing lol pwned lol

  25. namefag says:

    You’re the samefag anyway…

  26. Anonymous says:

    It’s just tits, you’re all gay!

  27. Anonymous says:

    Actually, It’s “It’s”, not “it’s”.

  28. Anonymous says:

    Actually, the punctuation goes inside the quotes so, technically, it’s, “It’s ‘you’re.’”

  29. Anonymous says:

    You’re creepy.

  30. Anonymous says:

    i think i saw your mom in mexico once.. she had her own show

  31. GutZ says:

    Finally, a book made just for me.
    Damn my mother for fucking that donkey.

  32. AfterFart says:

    Is that why your friends call you Jackass?

  33. Anonymous says:

    Dont call me a donkey, your the jackass

  34. Anonymous says:

    The Peter’s Digest version

  35. RoboPanda says:

    Do they have this book in a shorter version?

  36. CAT says:

    is this book exclusive for men?

  37. TurboSwami says:

    So, you’re saying you are a woman who would really LIKE to live with a Huge Penis…and wants to find out How?

    You can live with mine… he’s a passionate kisser, loves to snuggle and watch movies. : P

  38. Anonymous says:

    Of course not. Women with huge penises can buy it too.

  39. Peter says:

    I can vouch for this; I was a consultant on it. They thank me in the acknowledgments.

    If you don’t believe me, go here for the link — wait, naaaaah, you guys don’t need it.

  40. Reality says:

    No no..Chyna has it too

  41. youraqueerbag says:

    bestiality ftw?

  42. MrTRocks says:

    written by one Dr. Richard

  43. Anonymous says:

    This is cool just to leave out lying around he house when people come over…

  44. Anonymous says:

    Do they have one for people who are just horny all the time?


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