I know I'm sometimes prone to hyperbole. Every week I'll say something like "This is the best video ever," or "This is the greatest person ever," or "I'm the drunkest man alive," but this time I really mean it when I say, "This is the greatest person ever." I'm serious. This is it. He wins. (If you get bored with the Bible reading, keep watching. It's worth it.)
Everyone knows you can't lay with a man as you would a woman, men don't have vaginas..... unless the come from Brasil. O.o and judging from his collection of crappy science fition books....YOU WILL DIE ALONE!!
That episode of FG was f'n funny!!
When it popped up I totally thought this was a video from 1992 and then he starts talking about Family Guy and I noticed the Playstation controller, he must be a time traveler!
Did anyone else notice his mannerism? That dude is gay, very very gay. The voice, the leg and hand movement, and the way he talks about women. He's not hiding in the closet, he's hiding in the basement because the closet is not big enough.
is he serious?? i mean really??? i feel bad for him ;.; such sad existence. oh and hey if he cant find a girl maybe he should try the other side =) you know increase the chances =D
lol That was hilarious, such a pathetic man. See, he gave up on women, cuz ppl think he's gay (which he probably is, what's with the rainbow sweater?) so no one talks to him, so he bashes out on others. Right, that makes sense. *cough cough nerd cough* and is he living in a basement??? (Oh. My. God.)
Anyways, who knows where he lives? I'll go kill him myself, with my holy bible "how to kill a guy in two days" XD
Using your own logic I shall deduce why you are a piece of shit:
Your mamma vomited you out HER ass, that's why you are a fat loser who thinks your opinion means shit...Cuz since you're made of shit, all that you say is shit, and therefore everything you say and do is shit. To conclude...you are full of shit.
Giggle, oh, now I know, thanks for that. Is anyone else getting tired of this anti-gay thing, move on people, it's getting old, find something else to complain about! And I thought people such as himself were supposed to be clever, how come he cannot read properly so, haha!
...This guy can't be serious. XD This HAS to be scripted. I mean, you can't make yourself look that bad on accident. =D "I'm taking advice on women from a nine-year-old whilst I bash gay guys from my grandmother's basement in my squeaky, prepubescent voice. Stay tuned for me chugging MountainDew and dropping macaroni and cheese on my disgusting man-tits."
Yes, Girl on girl is okay according to the Bible. So is grl on grl on guy or grl on gy on grl or gy on grl on grl.
Please don't kill this guy. You can hurt or mame, but do not kill. Too entertaining. Too valuble to science. We must observe him in his natural setting for we can learn much.
How can gay people bother someone this much? I doubt their existence has any significant impact on his life whatsoever. A gay dude could take 6 dicks at once, how the fuck would it effect him. Plus this guy got his info on females FROM A FUCKING 9-YEAR-OLD, wtf? Dude, if you didn't spend all your time eating junk food and watching Star Trek, maybe you could get a little pussy.
I love when stupid Christians quote Leviticus. You can read just one chapter before where he started and read some of the goofiest rules and regulations a divine narrative has ever offered.
How do you know he's a Christian...ya homo? If you had something other than sh*t for brains, you'd know he was reading from one of the five books of Moses! Ya home!
Wow. He started out the vlog with "Star date"!! I mean HOLY CRAP! "WHEN I WEAR MY RING I'M MOST HONEST AND FORTHCOMING"??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Right message, wrong messenger; he is quoting the Bible and is correct but looks in this country Really count!!; look at all the comments who commented on what he looks like and how he presents himself then the issue.
Look folks, the fact is being a homosexual is wrong and the Bible says so in the old and new testaments; I can't stand queers and I am straight as a arrow and love women; guys with guys make me want to throw up!!!; all homosexuality is wrong even lesbianism.
You Sodomites may as well forget loyalty to the Bible because you CANNOT change the word of God and that is final; so go and form your own churches if you want; just leave the Bible home pure and simple as it is clear you don't believe one single word of it; you can't believe some of the Bible and not the rest you idiots!!!; you are drowning in LUST; sorry but you may spend eternity in the lake of fire if you don't repent; born that way???; I don't think so, I don't buy what your selling.
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March 13th, 2009 at 12:04 pm
HOLY FUCK I'M FIR....
Nah, fuck that.
March 13th, 2009 at 12:05 pm
Where did you find this guy? And why is he holding a Playstation controller the whole time?
March 13th, 2009 at 12:05 pm
Everyone knows you can't lay with a man as you would a woman, men don't have vaginas..... unless the come from Brasil. O.o and judging from his collection of crappy science fition books....YOU WILL DIE ALONE!!
That episode of FG was f'n funny!!
March 13th, 2009 at 12:30 pm
Socks= $5.99
Playstation controller= $42.99
Bluetooth= $21.96
Sermon from a geek with a lisp= Priceless
March 13th, 2009 at 12:33 pm
Holy Shit. I feel so much better about myself right now. Thanks Holy Taco!
Sickpigs
PS I want to get one of those medallions.
March 13th, 2009 at 12:43 pm
When it popped up I totally thought this was a video from 1992 and then he starts talking about Family Guy and I noticed the Playstation controller, he must be a time traveler!
March 13th, 2009 at 01:11 pm
He busted out that book written by the little kid on how to talk to girls? I really want to strangle him with his sunshine stripe sweater.
March 13th, 2009 at 01:13 pm
If you want to see more of this goofball (no pun intended), here's a boatload of shit about him. E-Drama at it's finest.
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-chan
March 13th, 2009 at 01:14 pm
It's so clear to me now.
March 13th, 2009 at 02:27 pm
This guy is really sad.
March 13th, 2009 at 03:22 pm
Is he translating on the fly from the Klingon bible? I recall the wording of the quotes being different in the KJV.
March 13th, 2009 at 03:29 pm
Did anyone else notice his mannerism? That dude is gay, very very gay. The voice, the leg and hand movement, and the way he talks about women. He's not hiding in the closet, he's hiding in the basement because the closet is not big enough.
March 22nd, 2009 at 02:19 am
Gay? I think he was literally mentally retarded.
March 13th, 2009 at 04:17 pm
yo, check out "A Fistful of Billy Ray Cyrus" its hilarious!
March 13th, 2009 at 04:27 pm
around 2:20 "..you homos!.." haha priceless
March 15th, 2009 at 11:48 pm
you homos...."where was I?"
March 13th, 2009 at 04:43 pm
Sad, dude.
You take the most retarded book in the Bible to prove a point?
That's the equivalent of being a retard, yourself.
I laugh at your fail.
March 13th, 2009 at 05:36 pm
This guy has the ass-burgers like nobody's business!
March 14th, 2009 at 12:39 pm
Die faggots!
March 14th, 2009 at 06:24 pm
is he serious?? i mean really??? i feel bad for him ;.; such sad existence. oh and hey if he cant find a girl maybe he should try the other side =) you know increase the chances =D
March 14th, 2009 at 08:20 pm
Someone please kill this retard. For the good of all mankind.
March 15th, 2009 at 12:41 am
dude check this out
this guy's going to prison!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JlvFfWkV6E
March 15th, 2009 at 03:24 am
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March 16th, 2009 at 05:26 pm
lol That was hilarious, such a pathetic man. See, he gave up on women, cuz ppl think he's gay (which he probably is, what's with the rainbow sweater?) so no one talks to him, so he bashes out on others. Right, that makes sense. *cough cough nerd cough* and is he living in a basement??? (Oh. My. God.)
Anyways, who knows where he lives? I'll go kill him myself, with my holy bible "how to kill a guy in two days" XD
March 16th, 2009 at 06:28 pm
Spoiler!
Jesus says forget the Old Testament and is the savior of mankind.
April 17th, 2009 at 08:51 pm
Hahahaha, nice.
March 17th, 2009 at 06:13 pm
"do not lie with a man as you would a woman"
so...does this mean that girl on girl is still ok?
March 17th, 2009 at 09:06 pm
Using your own logic I shall deduce why you are a piece of shit:
Your mamma vomited you out HER ass, that's why you are a fat loser who thinks your opinion means shit...Cuz since you're made of shit, all that you say is shit, and therefore everything you say and do is shit. To conclude...you are full of shit.
March 24th, 2009 at 05:29 pm
I'm wearing my ring which means I'm being most honest and upfront hahahaha
April 2nd, 2009 at 01:25 pm
Good Lord- sadly enough this looks like the guy I lost my man-cherry to.
April 3rd, 2009 at 02:34 pm
That... is awful. I'm so sorry.
April 3rd, 2009 at 03:57 pm
"so... that's a false statement, Alec"
He's fucking 9! You can't honestly expect a 9 year old to write a reliable book on how to talk to girls, dude - he hasn't even hit puberty yet!
Glad doing the video helps with his Aspergers, though.
April 4th, 2009 at 04:20 am
Giggle, oh, now I know, thanks for that. Is anyone else getting tired of this anti-gay thing, move on people, it's getting old, find something else to complain about! And I thought people such as himself were supposed to be clever, how come he cannot read properly so, haha!
April 5th, 2009 at 06:13 pm
...This guy can't be serious. XD This HAS to be scripted. I mean, you can't make yourself look that bad on accident. =D "I'm taking advice on women from a nine-year-old whilst I bash gay guys from my grandmother's basement in my squeaky, prepubescent voice. Stay tuned for me chugging MountainDew and dropping macaroni and cheese on my disgusting man-tits."
April 15th, 2009 at 05:43 pm
Was it just bad audio or was he saying "internets" ? I think that guy would lie with another man just to get some action.
April 16th, 2009 at 05:52 am
Pricless.
Yes, Girl on girl is okay according to the Bible. So is grl on grl on guy or grl on gy on grl or gy on grl on grl.
Please don't kill this guy. You can hurt or mame, but do not kill. Too entertaining. Too valuble to science. We must observe him in his natural setting for we can learn much.
June 13th, 2009 at 09:16 pm
The bible doesn't say girl on girl is ok fool!
April 16th, 2009 at 07:11 pm
This guy at least admits to having magnets for brains.
April 16th, 2009 at 11:59 pm
How can gay people bother someone this much? I doubt their existence has any significant impact on his life whatsoever. A gay dude could take 6 dicks at once, how the fuck would it effect him. Plus this guy got his info on females FROM A FUCKING 9-YEAR-OLD, wtf? Dude, if you didn't spend all your time eating junk food and watching Star Trek, maybe you could get a little pussy.
April 17th, 2009 at 06:23 am
I love the clip. but must agree(as a lesbian) the anti gay gig, so over. yawn...
April 17th, 2009 at 11:04 am
you know NIH conducted a study on men who admitted to being homophobic and found they were turned on by man on man pron.
How's that for some proof.
April 17th, 2009 at 07:20 pm
I love when stupid Christians quote Leviticus. You can read just one chapter before where he started and read some of the goofiest rules and regulations a divine narrative has ever offered.
...ya homo's!
April 17th, 2009 at 07:53 pm
How do you know he's a Christian...ya homo? If you had something other than sh*t for brains, you'd know he was reading from one of the five books of Moses! Ya home!
April 17th, 2009 at 09:21 pm
SO in the closet.
April 17th, 2009 at 10:22 pm
wow...What a twat. O well, just by that clip you know he'll never infiltrate the gene pool.
April 20th, 2009 at 12:15 pm
does this guy really have enough people call him that he needs a bluetooth headseat.
April 20th, 2009 at 02:51 pm
Fags are gay lololololololol! Nothing worse than black fag porn that spells aids
April 21st, 2009 at 08:31 am
Wow. He started out the vlog with "Star date"!! I mean HOLY CRAP! "WHEN I WEAR MY RING I'M MOST HONEST AND FORTHCOMING"??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
April 22nd, 2009 at 04:08 pm
"yah homos"
rofl QFT
October 14th, 2009 at 04:33 pm
Right message, wrong messenger; he is quoting the Bible and is correct but looks in this country Really count!!; look at all the comments who commented on what he looks like and how he presents himself then the issue.
Look folks, the fact is being a homosexual is wrong and the Bible says so in the old and new testaments; I can't stand queers and I am straight as a arrow and love women; guys with guys make me want to throw up!!!; all homosexuality is wrong even lesbianism.
You Sodomites may as well forget loyalty to the Bible because you CANNOT change the word of God and that is final; so go and form your own churches if you want; just leave the Bible home pure and simple as it is clear you don't believe one single word of it; you can't believe some of the Bible and not the rest you idiots!!!; you are drowning in LUST; sorry but you may spend eternity in the lake of fire if you don't repent; born that way???; I don't think so, I don't buy what your selling.
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