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Finally, Proof That Homosexuality Is Wrong

 
I know I’m sometimes prone to hyperbole. Every week I’ll say something like "This is the best video ever," or "This is the greatest person ever," or "I’m the drunkest man alive," but this time I really mean it when I say, "This is the greatest person ever." I’m serious. This is it. He wins. (If you get bored with the Bible reading, keep watching. It’s worth it.)
 

52 Responses to "Finally, Proof That Homosexuality Is Wrong"

  1. Vegabok says:

    you homos….”where was I?”

  2. Anonymous says:

    lol That was hilarious, such a pathetic man. See, he gave up on women, cuz ppl think he’s gay (which he probably is, what’s with the rainbow sweater?) so no one talks to him, so he bashes out on others. Right, that makes sense. *cough cough nerd cough* and is he living in a basement??? (Oh. My. God.)

    Anyways, who knows where he lives? I’ll go kill him myself, with my holy bible “how to kill a guy in two days” XD

  3. Boggsley says:

    Good Lord- sadly enough this looks like the guy I lost my man-cherry to.

  4. thejackyl says:

    Die faggots!

  5. Ratte says:

    Sad, dude.

    You take the most retarded book in the Bible to prove a point?

    That’s the equivalent of being a retard, yourself.

    I laugh at your fail.

  6. kiwrae says:

    “do not lie with a man as you would a woman”

    so…does this mean that girl on girl is still ok?

  7. Dingdong Longdong says:

    Using your own logic I shall deduce why you are a piece of shit:
    Your mamma vomited you out HER ass, that’s why you are a fat loser who thinks your opinion means shit…Cuz since you’re made of shit, all that you say is shit, and therefore everything you say and do is shit. To conclude…you are full of shit.

  8. Anonymous says:

    Giggle, oh, now I know, thanks for that. Is anyone else getting tired of this anti-gay thing, move on people, it’s getting old, find something else to complain about! And I thought people such as himself were supposed to be clever, how come he cannot read properly so, haha!

  9. Anonymous says:

    is he serious?? i mean really??? i feel bad for him ;.; such sad existence. oh and hey if he cant find a girl maybe he should try the other side =) you know increase the chances =D

  10. 33mhz says:

    Is he translating on the fly from the Klingon bible? I recall the wording of the quotes being different in the KJV.

  11. Anonymous says:

    dude check this out
    this guy’s going to prison!!!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JlvFfWkV6E

  12. Adam says:

    This guy is really sad.

  13. Al Frank says:

    This guy has the ass-burgers like nobody’s business!

  14. Mr Obvious says:

    Did anyone else notice his mannerism? That dude is gay, very very gay. The voice, the leg and hand movement, and the way he talks about women. He’s not hiding in the closet, he’s hiding in the basement because the closet is not big enough.

  15. Chief Sleeping Goat says:

    Spoiler!
    Jesus says forget the Old Testament and is the savior of mankind.

  16. Anonymous says:

    “so… that’s a false statement, Alec”

    He’s fucking 9! You can’t honestly expect a 9 year old to write a reliable book on how to talk to girls, dude – he hasn’t even hit puberty yet!

    Glad doing the video helps with his Aspergers, though.

  17. Jesus the Christ says:

    That… is awful. I’m so sorry.

  18. Elle says:

    Gay? I think he was literally mentally retarded.

  19. Tommy Tuggerdong says:
    yo, check out "A Fistful of Billy Ray Cyrus" its hilarious!
  20. rforest3 says:

    Was it just bad audio or was he saying “internets” ? I think that guy would lie with another man just to get some action.

  21. Anonymous says:

    …This guy can’t be serious. XD This HAS to be scripted. I mean, you can’t make yourself look that bad on accident. =D “I’m taking advice on women from a nine-year-old whilst I bash gay guys from my grandmother’s basement in my squeaky, prepubescent voice. Stay tuned for me chugging MountainDew and dropping macaroni and cheese on my disgusting man-tits.”

  22. Anonymous says:

    I’m wearing my ring which means I’m being most honest and upfront hahahaha

  23. Anonymous says:

    around 2:20 “..you homos!..” haha priceless

  24. KarmaRocketX says:

    Someone please kill this retard. For the good of all mankind.

  25. obs_girl says:

    I love the clip. but must agree(as a lesbian) the anti gay gig, so over. yawn…

  26. Anonymous says:

    This guy at least admits to having magnets for brains.

  27. Anonymous says:

    How can gay people bother someone this much? I doubt their existence has any significant impact on his life whatsoever. A gay dude could take 6 dicks at once, how the fuck would it effect him. Plus this guy got his info on females FROM A FUCKING 9-YEAR-OLD, wtf? Dude, if you didn’t spend all your time eating junk food and watching Star Trek, maybe you could get a little pussy.

  28. Captain Kumquat says:

    Pricless.

    Yes, Girl on girl is okay according to the Bible. So is grl on grl on guy or grl on gy on grl or gy on grl on grl.

    Please don’t kill this guy. You can hurt or mame, but do not kill. Too entertaining. Too valuble to science. We must observe him in his natural setting for we can learn much.

  29. Anonymous says:

    Hahahaha, nice.

  30. Anonymous says:

    The bible doesn’t say girl on girl is ok fool!

  31. Anonymous says:

    I love when stupid Christians quote Leviticus. You can read just one chapter before where he started and read some of the goofiest rules and regulations a divine narrative has ever offered.

    …ya homo’s!

  32. Spank Frank says:

    How do you know he’s a Christian…ya homo? If you had something other than sh*t for brains, you’d know he was reading from one of the five books of Moses! Ya home!

  33. charles b man says:

    Fags are gay lololololololol! Nothing worse than black fag porn that spells aids

  34. kdoggydog says:

    Where did you find this guy? And why is he holding a Playstation controller the whole time?

  35. Edwordrules says:

    Everyone knows you can’t lay with a man as you would a woman, men don’t have vaginas….. unless the come from Brasil. O.o and judging from his collection of crappy science fition books….YOU WILL DIE ALONE!!
    That episode of FG was f’n funny!!

  36. Anonymous says:

    HOLY FUCK I’M FIR….

    Nah, fuck that.

  37. Bob says:

    It’s so clear to me now.

  38. Pratik says:

    He busted out that book written by the little kid on how to talk to girls? I really want to strangle him with his sunshine stripe sweater.

  39. Anonymous says:

    If you want to see more of this goofball (no pun intended), here’s a boatload of shit about him. E-Drama at it’s finest.

    http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-chan

  40. Elisa says:

    Socks= $5.99
    Playstation controller= $42.99
    Bluetooth= $21.96
    Sermon from a geek with a lisp= Priceless

  41. Sickpigs.com says:

    Holy Shit. I feel so much better about myself right now. Thanks Holy Taco!

    Sickpigs

    PS I want to get one of those medallions.

  42. Anonymous says:

    When it popped up I totally thought this was a video from 1992 and then he starts talking about Family Guy and I noticed the Playstation controller, he must be a time traveler!

  43. Anonymous says:

    “yah homos”

    rofl QFT

  44. Anonymous says:

    Wow. He started out the vlog with “Star date”!! I mean HOLY CRAP! “WHEN I WEAR MY RING I’M MOST HONEST AND FORTHCOMING”??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

  45. Anonymous says:

    wow…What a twat. O well, just by that clip you know he’ll never infiltrate the gene pool.

  46. Anonymous says:

    SO in the closet.

  47. Anonymous says:

    does this guy really have enough people call him that he needs a bluetooth headseat.

  48. VespaViper says:

    you know NIH conducted a study on men who admitted to being homophobic and found they were turned on by man on man pron.
    How’s that for some proof.

  49. Queer hater says:

    Right message, wrong messenger; he is quoting the Bible and is correct but looks in this country Really count!!; look at all the comments who commented on what he looks like and how he presents himself then the issue.

    Look folks, the fact is being a homosexual is wrong and the Bible says so in the old and new testaments; I can’t stand queers and I am straight as a arrow and love women; guys with guys make me want to throw up!!!; all homosexuality is wrong even lesbianism.

    You Sodomites may as well forget loyalty to the Bible because you CANNOT change the word of God and that is final; so go and form your own churches if you want; just leave the Bible home pure and simple as it is clear you don’t believe one single word of it; you can’t believe some of the Bible and not the rest you idiots!!!; you are drowning in LUST; sorry but you may spend eternity in the lake of fire if you don’t repent; born that way???; I don’t think so, I don’t buy what your selling.

  50. ForkInSocket says:

    There’s a lot more wrong with Chris-Chan/Christian Weston Chandler than just his looks and the way he presents himself.

    Just take some time to read the CWCki, an entire wiki which chronicles his misadventures, as well as how much of a bumbling fuck-up he is.

  51. Jesus=Homeboy says:

    Sorry, homos! You heard it here first! Homosexuality is wrong. When you choose to become gay, you are saying no to God. The books of Romans, Corinthians, Pygmalion, and Leviticus all say it!