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Finally, The Porn Menu Has a Vegan Option

Everyone’s favorite group of animal-loving psychos is gearing up to perform their newest trick to get you to stop eating so many puppies. This time, they’re going full monty and taking advantage of the new “.xxx” domain name that will be available at the end of this year by starting up a pornographic website featuring models and graphic scenes of animal mistreatment.

We’re not sure on the full details of the site, because we didn’t feel like talking to any vegans. We’re just assuming it’s like real porn, but then before the porn gets porny, you’re subjected to scenes of severe beagle abuse.

PETA seems to think it’s totally ok to use naked women to promote their cause. We at Holy Taco completely understand the value of a naked woman, we used to make galleries full of them, but times are changing. If you really think you’re going to grab the attention of meat-eaters through porn and turn them around, you’re absolutely wrong! You’re talk about people who look at porn, and if they’ve stumbled onto your site, they’re probably searching deep and dark. They’ve probably entered the terms “porn” and “animals” into the same text box.

According to Lindsay Rajt, PETA’s associate director of campaigns, “When people first visit the site, it will be very enticing and once they go just a little bit deeper, that’s when they’ll be confronted with images that we hope will make them stop and think and get them talking and hopefully encourage them to make a lifestyle change to a plant-based diet.”

Imagine their anger and dismay when the stumble upon a bunch of half-naked hippies with a calcium deficiency telling them to put down the beef jerky. This plan may backfire completely and you may upset one of these people so much, that they eat seven pounds of rabbit meat and throw the bones on a bearskin rug just to spite you!

You’re going to have to work a little harder and be a little more clever if you want to get normal people on your side, P.E.T.A.

For further info, check out Reuters.com

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