First Date Bingo

posted 01/29/2010
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First dates can be as awkward as seeing your grandma in a mini skirt taking a huge sloppy dump. Fortunately, we’ve created this First Date Bingo Card to help you pass the time:

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7 Responses to "First Date Bingo"

first says:

January 29, 2010 at 11:33 am

first.
AnnBoner says:

January 29, 2010 at 11:36 am

Holy shit! “Terrible gas” happened to me on a first date. I swear to god, I had to go lay down in the bathroom to pass the motherfucker.
Eatadick says:

January 29, 2010 at 12:02 pm

Now, is that ‘ATM’ taking cash out of the machine, or Ass To Mouth?
The Souless Ginger says:

January 29, 2010 at 12:48 pm

Just came back from a date last night and I’m still tasting my own poop. So definitelly ass-to-mouth!
office jerk says:

January 29, 2010 at 9:46 pm

you guys pretty much described Along Came Polly, try be a little bit more creative next time.
assburgers disease says:

January 31, 2010 at 2:02 pm

Try to watch less gay movies next time
peter_north says:

January 31, 2010 at 6:41 pm

what? no dp? or creampie??