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First Date Bingo

First dates can be as awkward as seeing your grandma in a mini skirt taking a huge sloppy dump.  Fortunately, we’ve created this First Date Bingo Card to help you pass the time:
 
 

7 Responses to "First Date Bingo"

  1. first says:

    first.

  2. AnnBoner says:

    Holy shit! “Terrible gas” happened to me on a first date. I swear to god, I had to go lay down in the bathroom to pass the motherfucker.

  3. Eatadick says:

    Now, is that ‘ATM’ taking cash out of the machine, or Ass To Mouth?

  4. The Souless Ginger says:

    Just came back from a date last night and I’m still tasting my own poop. So definitelly ass-to-mouth!

  5. office jerk says:

    you guys pretty much described Along Came Polly, try be a little bit more creative next time.

  6. assburgers disease says:

    Try to watch less gay movies next time

  7. peter_north says:

    what? no dp? or creampie??