Why do so many young kids make videos of themselves getting their fake freak on? Does this actually work? If I make a video of myself humping my kitchen counter in an extremely graphic fashion and post it on the Internet, will millions of women see how good my freaky humping skills are and want to hump me? The reason I ask is because there are a lot of these videos on the Internet. (The mother of all furniture-humping videos can be seen here.) So I assumine they worked, otherwise, no one would've made anymore. Which is really bad news for my kitchen counter.
WTF....................i don't think i can ever look at a pillow the same again, but one thing i did see that i can relate with.....i always stop and pick in my belly button and then lick my finger to see what it taste like.
Congrats, you just cemented the fact you will be humping a pillow for life...well done. Better not let the sofa cushion see you doing that. I smell a threesome.
It's good to see that during all that passionate love-making he at least took a moment to display his prowess by turning it on it's side and slapping that pillowy ass. Is this the new "down"-low?
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December 9th, 2008 at 11:11 am
WTF....................i don't think i can ever look at a pillow the same again, but one thing i did see that i can relate with.....i always stop and pick in my belly button and then lick my finger to see what it taste like.
December 9th, 2008 at 11:36 am
What the hell? @ 1:45?!?!
December 9th, 2008 at 11:35 am
LMAO...If he does that to his pillow, in honor of sunflower seeds, i would HATE to see what he does for a burrito that keeps his fat ass full!!
December 9th, 2008 at 11:43 am
Anyone notice the photo lying next to the pillow!?
December 9th, 2008 at 11:50 am
This is the web's version of the classic "if you brag a lot, then pretty much the opposite is true."
December 9th, 2008 at 02:26 pm
He should be humping that pillow more if all that work only has him eating sunflower seeds.
December 9th, 2008 at 04:38 pm
Congrats, you just cemented the fact you will be humping a pillow for life...well done. Better not let the sofa cushion see you doing that. I smell a threesome.
December 9th, 2008 at 04:51 pm
Redefines the term "pillow talk"
December 9th, 2008 at 05:11 pm
It's good to see that during all that passionate love-making he at least took a moment to display his prowess by turning it on it's side and slapping that pillowy ass. Is this the new "down"-low?
December 9th, 2008 at 08:12 pm
that bed must me made out of adamantium.
December 9th, 2008 at 08:12 pm
that bed must be made out of adamantium
December 10th, 2008 at 02:16 pm
The soothing music really takes away the freaky-ness of humping a pillow.
December 10th, 2008 at 05:30 pm
From 1:38 to 1:45 did he pick his belly button then lick his fingers.
December 10th, 2008 at 09:22 pm
why does he lick his belly button content, whats thats supposed to be?
April 17th, 2009 at 12:31 pm
I have a bad habit of pillow humping.
While watching this, I just realized it looked like an aggressive animal from this point.
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