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This Is The First Time I’ve Ever Felt Sorry For A Pillow

 
Why do so many young kids make videos of themselves getting their fake freak on? Does this actually work? If I make a video of myself humping my kitchen counter in an extremely graphic fashion and post it on the Internet, will millions of women see how good my freaky humping skills are and want to hump me? The reason I ask is because there are a lot of these videos on the Internet. (The mother of all furniture-humping videos can be seen here.) So I assumine they worked, otherwise, no one would’ve made anymore. Which is really bad news for my kitchen counter.
 
 
 

15 Responses to "This Is The First Time I’ve Ever Felt Sorry For A Pillow"

  1. holycow says:

    that bed must me made out of adamantium.

  2. holycow says:

    that bed must be made out of adamantium

  3. Ali says:

    The soothing music really takes away the freaky-ness of humping a pillow.

  4. Ross M says:

    From 1:38 to 1:45 did he pick his belly button then lick his fingers.

  5. olga says:

    why does he lick his belly button content, whats thats supposed to be?

  6. Rina says:

    I have a bad habit of pillow humping.
    While watching this, I just realized it looked like an aggressive animal from this point.

  7. michael says:

    WTF………………..i don’t think i can ever look at a pillow the same again, but one thing i did see that i can relate with…..i always stop and pick in my belly button and then lick my finger to see what it taste like.

  8. JW says:

    What the hell? @ 1:45?!?!

  9. Edwordrules says:

    LMAO…If he does that to his pillow, in honor of sunflower seeds, i would HATE to see what he does for a burrito that keeps his fat ass full!!

  10. I says:

    Anyone notice the photo lying next to the pillow!?

  11. Pratik says:

    This is the web’s version of the classic “if you brag a lot, then pretty much the opposite is true.”

  12. Bobby says:

    He should be humping that pillow more if all that work only has him eating sunflower seeds.

  13. Joker says:

    Congrats, you just cemented the fact you will be humping a pillow for life…well done. Better not let the sofa cushion see you doing that. I smell a threesome.

  14. Anonymous says:

    Redefines the term “pillow talk”

  15. Atticus Winston says:

    It’s good to see that during all that passionate love-making he at least took a moment to display his prowess by turning it on it’s side and slapping that pillowy ass. Is this the new “down”-low?


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