Your rather lame refusal to acknowledge your pwnage amuses me. Please continue.
PS - the word is "pwned," not "pawned."
PPS - virginity is not exactly something that can be physically ripped from another person's body. This one surprised me, as we all know you have more familiarity with virginity than that.
thats true. but I have plenty of time to bang every hot girl in your family. however, I can already tell that your time is running short. let me guess, you are over thirty, you live in a shit-hole apartment, and the cockroaches in your kitchen have actually accepted you into their midst, because they think your life is pathetic as theirs and they think you are one of them. these are the vibes I'm getting from your comments. either I'm wrong now or I will be right in the future. like how the odor of a three week old skunk corpse remains on the road where it died after it was removed; your odor of worthlessness clings to every word you type, almost infecting the alphabet and making me sick typing this, because I know that you use the same letters
God, he burned the hell out of me, didn't he? Fuck. I guess it was pretty much the funniest, most carefully crafted insult of all time. I think I better take your advice and just not say anything this time. (Oops. Damn.)
Maybe she is blind and fails to realize that she is looking like a complete tramp. I feel sorry for her friends that hang around her just so that they can look hotter than her.
Philosopher - You seriously need to get a life!! 3 things:
1) You couldn't fuck anyone in the ass because your cock is too small!
2) All the time in the world to fuck ain't gonna help ya, ya still never gonna have your virginity "Ripped" (as you put it)from you, because the only girlfriend your ever gonna have will end with Jpeg.
3) You couldn't "Bang" your way out of a paper bag, you wouldn't know what to do. Do you even know what a pussy is? (apart from yourself)
Also, where the fuck did you come up with this?
"your odor of worthlessness clings to every word you type, almost infecting the alphabet and making me sick typing this, because I know that you use the same letters" LMAO!!Trying to sound intelligent? Thats some of the funnyist shit i've heard, in a pathetic "OMG, *cringe* somebody actually written that?" kind of way.
Ohh, but this one is the best:
"its so weird, this conversation is like a sea of stupidity, and my comments are islands of intelligence"
LMAO! that is the stupidist most unintelligent comment i've ever seen!! Your mother should be repeatedly slapped for giving birth to you (abortion failed)I knew people could be pathetic but not THAT pathetic, whats worse is that you were probably proud that you made yourself sound like a dick...lol, infact you were so proud that you got ya mom to suck ya dick again, while finger fucking ya sisters fat, sweaty, crusty, disease ridden minge
Now, let me take a guess at YOU, as you did to "Anonymous"
Your between 17 - 20 (can't be older judging by the way you talk), you live in your parents basement, have no real friends, no life, the loser in school who everyone made fun of, fat, spot ridden, spends 24/7 infront of your PC being the big "hard man behind the monitor", plays D&D and WarCraft, haves a patheticly large amount of porn, chronic masterbater, busts a nut in his mothers "shit stained" pantys, wishes he was popular, has a bad sense of humor, dosn't know how to approach a girl or talk to one, never kissed a girl.
I didn't even bother reading this, because your aura of stupidity clings to every word like the smell of shit to a corpse that has been dunked in a septic tank
and if you are so obsessed with hating me, that your profile actually says that you hate me... its obvious that you really are Nature's Retard
Absofuckinglutey H.O.T. and before someone goes on about why shes not so hot, the fact that shes not perfect makes her even hotter, more real than some airbrushed glossy mag pic,more attainable
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July 2nd, 2009 at 08:11 pm
she is absolutely gorgeous
even I couldn't see her from the neck down, I would ask her to marry me
July 3rd, 2009 at 07:26 am
....and after laughing at you for 20 minutes, she would tell you to go fuck yourself.
July 3rd, 2009 at 01:49 pm
pwned, and pwned HARD
July 3rd, 2009 at 02:50 pm
yeah, then after she turns me down, I'll cheer myself up by having your mom suck my cock, then fucking her in the ass
July 4th, 2009 at 11:46 am
yeah, still pwned
July 5th, 2009 at 02:52 pm
as pawned as your sister's virginity after I ripped it right out of her
July 5th, 2009 at 03:12 pm
Your rather lame refusal to acknowledge your pwnage amuses me. Please continue.
PS - the word is "pwned," not "pawned."
PPS - virginity is not exactly something that can be physically ripped from another person's body. This one surprised me, as we all know you have more familiarity with virginity than that.
July 8th, 2009 at 12:39 pm
GOD dude you fail so hard.
July 9th, 2009 at 11:05 am
its so weird, this conversation is like a sea of stupidity, and my comments are islands of intelligence
and about ripping out your sister's virginity, I was speaking figuratively, dumbass
July 9th, 2009 at 03:56 pm
Actually, this conversation is like your underwear, and your comments are like the huge ol' crusty skidmarks.
And you know better than we do that you're still waiting for someone to rip YOUR virginity, Mr. Speaking Figuratively.
July 9th, 2009 at 08:20 pm
thats true. but I have plenty of time to bang every hot girl in your family. however, I can already tell that your time is running short. let me guess, you are over thirty, you live in a shit-hole apartment, and the cockroaches in your kitchen have actually accepted you into their midst, because they think your life is pathetic as theirs and they think you are one of them. these are the vibes I'm getting from your comments. either I'm wrong now or I will be right in the future. like how the odor of a three week old skunk corpse remains on the road where it died after it was removed; your odor of worthlessness clings to every word you type, almost infecting the alphabet and making me sick typing this, because I know that you use the same letters
July 11th, 2009 at 07:30 am
LMAO!
Dude, you're proving my point better than I ever could. This is fucking hilarious, keep it up!
July 11th, 2009 at 11:30 am
*shaking my head*
Anomymous, you just got smoked. saying nothing at all would have been a better way to die than the LMAO remark...embarrassing.
July 12th, 2009 at 08:30 am
God, he burned the hell out of me, didn't he? Fuck. I guess it was pretty much the funniest, most carefully crafted insult of all time. I think I better take your advice and just not say anything this time. (Oops. Damn.)
July 13th, 2009 at 10:19 pm
Oh my, i think that is one of the funniest conversations i have ever read in my life! X]
July 5th, 2009 at 06:22 am
I'm sure I've had an Adult Video Chat with her!
July 5th, 2009 at 08:35 am
I'm fairly sure no one has.
July 15th, 2009 at 07:26 am
Maybe she is blind and fails to realize that she is looking like a complete tramp. I feel sorry for her friends that hang around her just so that they can look hotter than her.
I would pay $3.50 to give her a white dragon.
July 17th, 2009 at 03:38 am
Philosopher - You seriously need to get a life!! 3 things:
1) You couldn't fuck anyone in the ass because your cock is too small!
2) All the time in the world to fuck ain't gonna help ya, ya still never gonna have your virginity "Ripped" (as you put it)from you, because the only girlfriend your ever gonna have will end with Jpeg.
3) You couldn't "Bang" your way out of a paper bag, you wouldn't know what to do. Do you even know what a pussy is? (apart from yourself)
Also, where the fuck did you come up with this?
"your odor of worthlessness clings to every word you type, almost infecting the alphabet and making me sick typing this, because I know that you use the same letters" LMAO!!Trying to sound intelligent? Thats some of the funnyist shit i've heard, in a pathetic "OMG, *cringe* somebody actually written that?" kind of way.
Ohh, but this one is the best:
"its so weird, this conversation is like a sea of stupidity, and my comments are islands of intelligence"
LMAO! that is the stupidist most unintelligent comment i've ever seen!! Your mother should be repeatedly slapped for giving birth to you (abortion failed)I knew people could be pathetic but not THAT pathetic, whats worse is that you were probably proud that you made yourself sound like a dick...lol, infact you were so proud that you got ya mom to suck ya dick again, while finger fucking ya sisters fat, sweaty, crusty, disease ridden minge
Now, let me take a guess at YOU, as you did to "Anonymous"
Your between 17 - 20 (can't be older judging by the way you talk), you live in your parents basement, have no real friends, no life, the loser in school who everyone made fun of, fat, spot ridden, spends 24/7 infront of your PC being the big "hard man behind the monitor", plays D&D and WarCraft, haves a patheticly large amount of porn, chronic masterbater, busts a nut in his mothers "shit stained" pantys, wishes he was popular, has a bad sense of humor, dosn't know how to approach a girl or talk to one, never kissed a girl.
July 20th, 2009 at 10:06 am
I didn't even bother reading this, because your aura of stupidity clings to every word like the smell of shit to a corpse that has been dunked in a septic tank
and if you are so obsessed with hating me, that your profile actually says that you hate me... its obvious that you really are Nature's Retard
July 29th, 2009 at 07:36 am
Are you high?
July 18th, 2009 at 11:16 am
I'd give her a hug, she could use a hug
July 20th, 2009 at 10:23 am
finally, a non-lewd comment
July 30th, 2009 at 02:47 pm
I was on your side in the shitty insult banter philosopher, but here I think you're wrong. Cuz that'd be a lewd hug. A very very lewd hug...:p
July 20th, 2009 at 07:45 pm
she more apears to be a bit angery that the singer on stage has ether not shown up yet or isnt paying attention to her.
July 24th, 2009 at 04:39 am
I think somebody needs some lovin'
July 27th, 2009 at 12:31 pm
it looks like she is leaning over to rip a fart!!!
September 1st, 2009 at 05:48 pm
here we have a nice pair of tits, and two douchebags are still fighting for no fucking reason in the comments.
STFU.
November 8th, 2009 at 11:49 pm
Absofuckinglutey H.O.T. and before someone goes on about why shes not so hot, the fact that shes not perfect makes her even hotter, more real than some airbrushed glossy mag pic,more attainable
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