Flexibility

July 20th, 2009 | 07:37 pm
Flexibility

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88 Responses to "Flexibility "

  1. I think Im going to be sick Says:

    So that's why the fish smell like that.

  2. katya elise Says:

    lmfao!
    thats fucking funny!

  3. Dspayre Says:

    FYI She is releasing rehabilitated crabs back into the wild!

  4. Inbreed! Says:

    LOL!

  5. A. Nell Fisher Says:

    You're an unoriginal, echoing fuckstick, dspayre.

  6. philosopher Says:

    she's hot

    now lets see if people have the decency, to not be pricks, and to not randomly insult this for no real reason

  7. Dspayre Says:

    what a whore!

  8. philosopher Says:

    most likely

  9. filucifer Says:

    shes a total bitch too.

  10. Ducatis4 Says:

    Shes a whore I'll bet she gets fucked a thousand times a day. And fuck you philosopher I wasn't gonna say shit until you opened your dumb cock sucking mouth.

  11. philosopher Says:

    I put out a literary bear trap, and what do you know? A retarded weasel stepped into it, hoping to grow his balls back.

  12. fred flintstone Says:

    *snort* so true.

  13. Steve Says:

    She's just trying to put the crabs back in the water.

  14. Rob Grave Says:

    I want crabs for my aquarium

  15. philosophopher Says:

    Ok enoughs enough I have decided to poo myself in protest. And yes, I get scatalogical with my mummy and hamster. Can we start off with a new roll of toilet paper now?

  16. philosopher Says:

    it is just sad that you are so desperate, you are more pathetic than I first imagined

    by the way, you misspelled it, you goddamn mother fucking dumb ass.

  17. Anonymous Says:

    Wow, want some cheese to go with that whine? Sounds like somebody's Huggies are getting full.

    BTW, since you registered "philosopher" as your sn, he CAN'T spell it that way, Mr. "goddamn motherfucking dumbass."

  18. JOhnny SaYs Says:

    He had a space between dumb *space* ass. But his huggies continue full none the less.

    Id still totally do her

  19. philosopher Says:

    is it really so hard for you to see a comment of mine, and just keep your opinions to yourself? why can't you just let this feud die?

  20. Anonymous Says:

    How many fucking times do I have to say it? You keep getting your ass handed to you because it's too much fun to watch you get all butt-hurt and cry like a little bitch. You want to end it? Man up, grow a fucking set, and just post and move on without worrying what anyone else says. You've been told this over and over and over and over and over and fucking OVER, but you're too fucking stupid to get the message. So ... you're pretty much fair game there, Bambi.

  21. philosopher Says:

    this is exactly what I'm talking about. you keep on saying that I need to let stuff go, when you just can't let this die. back the fuck off. I should be allowed to give my opinion, without you hounding me for your own messed up entertainment

    I just want peace, and my rights as a human

  22. teh interwebz Says:

    733|-|33

  23. Anonymous Says:

    No, actually, this is exactly what I'M talking about. Time and fucking time again we tell you, just SHUT THE FUCK UP AND MOVE ON, and you'll probably left alone. But EVERY...FUCKING...TIME, you come back with your whiny-ass "boo hoo, nobody loves me, leave me alone, waah waah sob sob, peace love flowers" pig shit. The longer you fucking do that, the more shit you're going to eat.

    Jesus FUCK. How much fucking antifreeze did your parents drink?!?

  24. Mr Spelling Says:

    mum⋅my
    2  /ˈmʌmi/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [muhm-ee] Show IPA
    –noun, plural -mies. Chiefly British.
    mother.

    Hail to the Philosophopher! He has experienced life outside of the Gimp box.

  25. philosopher Says:

    I tip my hat to you, Mr. Spelling

  26. Mr Spelling Says:

    Well I dont reciprocate, you're a fucking philistine

  27. ring ting Says:

    pathetic.

  28. gargamel Says:

    Shopped

  29. whynot Says:

    I'd like to be swimming underneath her.

  30. ;km/llkkjkk Says:

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    not his kid lolz

  31. International Insemenator Says:

    You deserved it, pillow biter.

  32. phiIosopher Says:

    Fuck you all I'm going to slit my wrists because of you all, kthxbi

  33. The Grim Reaper Says:

    Cutting wrists is too messy, slow and painful.

    Instead, why don't you go to Mexico and buy some Nembutal over the counter at a Vet Store. Drink it and you'll be put down peacefully within 10 seconds.

    Alternatively you can just stop feeding the fire, change your username and get on with life.

  34. The Grim Reaper Says:

    Cutting wrists is too messy, slow and painful.

    Instead, why don't you go to Mexico and buy some N****al over the counter at a Vet Store. Drink it and you'll be put down peacefully within 10 seconds.

    Alternatively you can just stop feeding the fire, change your username and get on with life.

  35. philosopher Says:

    seriously, I can't even tell you how pathetic it is, that you are trying to pass off as me. if I were to kill myself, it would be in a suicide bombing to drag you down with me.

    To the people reading these arguments:
    I am the real philosopher, it shouldn't be very hard to find out who the obnoxious little cunt is, who picked the same name in some juvenile attempt to insult me.

  36. Philosophopher Says:

    So if any of you want to fuck with my philosophophies yer not gonna understand. Cause only I have no idea about philosophophy not you, cause fuck you, you are better at philosophophy than me, ok you stupid asshole thats smarter than me. Got it? Who else would fucking name themselves the Philosophopher without knowing fuck all about Philosophophy, fucking want me to repeat it again? Before I never pick up a book by Parmenides of Elea | Protagoras | Herodotus | Thucydides | Socrates | Xenophon | Plato | Diogenes of Sinope | Aristotle | Stilpo | Epicurus | Pyrrho | Chrysippus | Marcus Tullius Cicero | Strabo | Titus Livius | Tacitus | Plutarch | Epictetus | Marcus Aurelius Antonius | Plotinus | Augustine of Hippo | Proclus Diadochus Jacques Maritain | Martin Heidegger | Herbert Marshall McLuhan | Ayn Rand | Michel Foucault | Ernest Nagel | Richard Bevan Braithwaite | Justus Buchler | Karl Reimund Popper | Paul Feyerabend | Ernest Gellner | Isaiah Berlin | Richard B. Brandt | Roderick Chisholm | Willard Van Orman Quine | Stuart Newton Hampshire | Donald Herbert Davidson | Richard Mervyn Hare | David W. Hamlyn | Nicholas Rescher | Richard Rorty | Alastair Hannay | Kirti Narayan Chaudhuri | Thomas Nagel | Gilbert Harman | Malcolm Budd | Jonathan Glover | Paul Churchland | Daniel C. Dennett | Nancy Cartwright | Patricia Smith Churchland | Tyler Burge | Peter Dain Suber

    So go fucking look at the definition of Philosophopher you assholes - a wise person who is calm and rational;
    someone who lives a life of reason with equanimity. That's fucking MEEEEEEEE!

    Fucking retarded gooses. I'm warning you all before I blow up my sex doll with a hole, because that's how futile my existence is. Fuck it, I'm going to Mexico

  37. philosopher Says:

    I didn't bother reading this, I could feel my brain cells dying from the aura of stupidity, radiating from you comment.

    -The Original Philosopher

  38. Philosophopher Says:

    P.S - Anyone who thinks I dont have a penis. Its true

    - the real philosophopher

  39. philosopher Says:

    once again, it isn't very hard to see the third 'O' in your name. you know, its the 'O' that completely makes this futile

    -the original philosopher

  40. Philosophopher Says:

    You wish I had an extra O . How about you stop making extra 'O's in my Sexdoll. That's more of a pertinent issue.

  41. Pheelosopher Says:

    All of you out there, I am the real philosopher. Some imposter has stolen my username. If you want I can show you a picture of my bald vacant crotch to prove I am me.

  42. Phillosopher Says:

    Fuck this, you're all imposters. When are you going to leave me and my mummy and pony to play games with our faeces. I like to make brown face masks in the sun.

    -the real penis-less, shit tossing Phillosopher

  43. Phi1osopher Says:

    Ok I have slit my wrists.

    What's the point in Living if its totally impossible to have a sense of humour.

    No point claiming I'm the real philosopher now because I will be DEAD soon.

    P.S. - Mommy I think it's your fault. I mean how many children get shit-slinged instead of being hugged at night. Something's not right, your poo smells funny.

    Bye Bye everyone

    the humorless one

  44. philosopher Says:

    phi1osopher: go kill yourself, if you haven't done it already
    philosophopher: go kill yourself, everyone knows your not me
    philosopher (the one who is pretending to be me): if you have nothing better to do, than pretend to be someone else so that you can sabotage them, you need to kill yourself the most

    -the original philosopher

  45. Commoner Says:

    Why would any genuine philosopher kill themselves? Does that mean, if indeed, they have a greater understanding in life, then that means we all should die?

    You guys have really confused me. What hope is there in this world?

  46. philosopher Says:

    they aren't philosophers, they are just pretending to be me to make me look bad

    -the original philosopher

  47. Commoner Says:

    philosopher, shouldn't you love your enemy?

  48. philosopher Says:

    no... actually I hate my enemies with every fiber of my being... and I want to kill them and dance on their graves

    -the original philosopher who is fighting for his right to free speech without persecution

  49. Commoner Says:

    A yes, the head banging on wall philosophy. Mostly reserved for persons of barely registerable IQ. Thank fuck you're not in my neighbourhood, I hope.

  50. philosopher Says:

    its not 'head banging against the wall' philosophy
    its 'I'm trying to bring cultural progress to the internet, people should be trying to move forward' philosophy

    -the original philosopher who is fighting for his right to free speech without persecution

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