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While simultaneously George W. Bush gives you repeated cream pies for two consecutive terms, not figuratively speaking with America as a whole, but you personally.
Who?.... oh yeah, the ex president,
Is that still current then?
No, I didn't think so douche.
Get over it, he's gone and now we have
a new asshat that will make Bush look
like an economic genius after he gets
done screwing us. At least we'll only
have 4 years to deal with this clown.
Yeah white power girl, you're both ignorant and fucking foolish. I'm sure you'll win a ton of arguments by defending the Bush presidency, bravo. Go learn how to read you racist hick bitch, then pick up a newspaper and educate yourself. You're the reason racism still lives and presidents like George W. Bush get two terms.
I've watched hundreds of pornography movies and none of them have any females in them. More to the point, gay sex is superior cause heteros can't even fuck each other without a lump of plastic or cucumber-like vegetable.
The sexual dynamic of one submissive and one dominating is inferior to one in which roles can reserved at will. Also because the gender is the same the feelings are mutual and the sexuality is more reciprocal, more understanding and just better. In short it is at least twice as good.
These comments are great. Everyone getting their panties in a bunch over dick in a pizza box and load blowing on the facial regions. Chill the fuck out. The Taco is getting blown up by asshats.
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February 19th, 2009 at 03:18 pm
awesome. love the definitive "you are in a dream/fantasy sequence", because really what else is there by way of set-up when it comes to porno?
February 19th, 2009 at 07:50 pm
Grats, fucktard. You pointed out how the joke was a joke.
February 19th, 2009 at 09:01 pm
calm the fuck down you shit rubber
February 23rd, 2009 at 10:26 am
LOL DONGS
June 1st, 2009 at 10:23 pm
lol
February 20th, 2009 at 11:35 am
eat a dick, you fucking piece of shit loser faggot
February 19th, 2009 at 04:18 pm
I digged it for the Japan part.
February 19th, 2009 at 07:00 pm
Dugg. You dugg it. Fucking diggers are fucking retarded. The god damn website even uses Dugg and burried, but you idiots say digged and digged down.
February 19th, 2009 at 07:46 pm
What's sadder? Him getting "dugg" wrong, or you getting "burried" wrong? LOL
February 20th, 2009 at 04:18 pm
My vote goes to both for wasting their time arguing over made-up internet words.
February 20th, 2009 at 11:36 am
It's buried you fucking cum guzzler
February 19th, 2009 at 04:19 pm
There should be an arrow that goes to you watching Obama fuck the country with his stimulus plan.
Pump,pump,pump......squirt, all over U.S. taxpayers.
February 19th, 2009 at 05:34 pm
Lame.
February 19th, 2009 at 05:35 pm
true.
February 19th, 2009 at 06:13 pm
While simultaneously George W. Bush gives you repeated cream pies for two consecutive terms, not figuratively speaking with America as a whole, but you personally.
February 19th, 2009 at 08:51 pm
Who?.... oh yeah, the ex president,
Is that still current then?
No, I didn't think so douche.
Get over it, he's gone and now we have
a new asshat that will make Bush look
like an economic genius after he gets
done screwing us. At least we'll only
have 4 years to deal with this clown.
February 19th, 2009 at 09:09 pm
A republican, posting red-state kool-aid, on a porn website? I'm very glad no stereotypical hypocrisies have been harmed in the making of this post.
February 20th, 2009 at 06:50 am
HA!... gah... ehhh ahahahhaaha
Nice one
February 20th, 2009 at 03:02 pm
NOTHING could make Bush look like a genius. NOTHING.
February 22nd, 2009 at 02:30 pm
Oh yeah, wise guy, how about a box of rocks? Just so long as the box isn't a very big one.
February 26th, 2009 at 06:11 pm
I'll cum in your box of rocks and nunchuck your ass you damn liberal zombie.
February 21st, 2009 at 01:31 am
Yeah white power girl, you're both ignorant and fucking foolish. I'm sure you'll win a ton of arguments by defending the Bush presidency, bravo. Go learn how to read you racist hick bitch, then pick up a newspaper and educate yourself. You're the reason racism still lives and presidents like George W. Bush get two terms.
February 21st, 2009 at 11:25 pm
...
...
...trickle down economics?
/Flees!
January 8th, 2010 at 11:27 am
Attention all of you arguing over Obama in the beginning of his presidency, I Am from 2010 and everything continues to get considerably worse.
February 19th, 2009 at 05:46 pm
hey look it's like my thumb is my cock
February 19th, 2009 at 06:59 pm
Don't get too butt-hurt Couch just because someone insulted your god.
February 19th, 2009 at 07:00 pm
Wow, priceless dude. Love it!
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February 19th, 2009 at 07:45 pm
did you rub spit on your penis > yes > have anal sex
haha hilarious.
February 19th, 2009 at 07:45 pm
What are you think about??
February 19th, 2009 at 08:26 pm
works for me :)
February 19th, 2009 at 09:40 pm
this will make directing my pornos much easier
February 19th, 2009 at 11:07 pm
can't you just feel the love?
BTW, The Japan part was hilarious.
February 20th, 2009 at 12:14 am
Nice joke where´s a little bit truth also! Congrats on your hard work!
February 20th, 2009 at 12:52 am
wow what a bunch of cunt fuck bastards on this comment board. why'd i read it?
February 20th, 2009 at 04:23 pm
You say "cunt fuck bastards on this comment board" like it's some new revelation for you.
WELCOME TO THE INTERNET!
February 20th, 2009 at 01:29 am
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February 20th, 2009 at 03:04 am
To all the hostile Anonymous people out there, switch to decaf.
To everyone else, calm down. Have some dip.
March 1st, 2009 at 01:21 am
yes everyone dip! the world will be a much better place
February 20th, 2009 at 03:50 am
I've watched hundreds of pornography movies and none of them have any females in them. More to the point, gay sex is superior cause heteros can't even fuck each other without a lump of plastic or cucumber-like vegetable.
The sexual dynamic of one submissive and one dominating is inferior to one in which roles can reserved at will. Also because the gender is the same the feelings are mutual and the sexuality is more reciprocal, more understanding and just better. In short it is at least twice as good.
February 25th, 2009 at 03:48 pm
Touche
March 3rd, 2009 at 03:34 am
how many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, one to do the lightbulb and one to SUCK MY COCK.
February 20th, 2009 at 06:21 am
These comments are great. Everyone getting their panties in a bunch over dick in a pizza box and load blowing on the facial regions. Chill the fuck out. The Taco is getting blown up by asshats.
February 20th, 2009 at 08:03 am
Ahhhh yeah!
February 20th, 2009 at 09:44 am
man, the comments are awesome, this is great.
truly a buncha complete fucktards.
lol, I love this site.
have a good one, keep up the fun comments.
February 20th, 2009 at 10:45 am
We provide a service that lets the average guy star and direct his own porn movie.. check it out!!
February 20th, 2009 at 04:19 pm
There's a VERY important step missing from this flowchart!
"Cut a hole in the bottom of the pizza box > *WAIT FOR THE SCALDING PIZZA GREASE TO COOL YOU IDIOT* > put your penis through the hole in the box"
Now it's perfect. :D
February 25th, 2009 at 01:59 pm
Aw man, NOW you tell me.
\\Not at the burn unit.
February 20th, 2009 at 04:45 pm
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February 20th, 2009 at 08:36 pm
I'd stick a cherry popsicle up my ass if I could hug Obama and get a picture of it to hang on my cell wall.
February 20th, 2009 at 08:38 pm
How do we get our screen names to highlight in blue so people can click into our porn sites?
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