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yum.
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These comments are great. Everyone getting their panties in a bunch over dick in a pizza box and load blowing on the facial regions. Chill the fuck out. The Taco is getting blown up by asshats.
I’ve watched hundreds of pornography movies and none of them have any females in them. More to the point, gay sex is superior cause heteros can’t even fuck each other without a lump of plastic or cucumber-like vegetable.
The sexual dynamic of one submissive and one dominating is inferior to one in which roles can reserved at will. Also because the gender is the same the feelings are mutual and the sexuality is more reciprocal, more understanding and just better. In short it is at least twice as good.
Wow, you have to be the stupidest person I’ve noticed in a long time. Bush isn’t even comparable to Carter in intelligence. Carter is a noble prize winner, and as for Obama, he’s probably as smart as Carter, if not smarter. No comparison at all with Bush, who is obviously the stupidest president we’ve ever had, with the possible exception of Harding. If you don’t know who that is, read a book sometime. Wait, you’re a Bush supporter. You don’t know how to read, my apologies.
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@Poor world you’re a fucking moron, how can you hate on people for finding humor in their everyday lives? Just because the economy is collapsing doesn’t mean people should stop enjoying humor all together, ya fuckin’ douche.
You really think that dolt, who oddly decided to disperse his back-water political idiocy on a porn post, knows the difference between Nobel and noble? I’d bet you two grand he doesn’t.
While simultaneously George W. Bush gives you repeated cream pies for two consecutive terms, not figuratively speaking with America as a whole, but you personally.
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Who?…. oh yeah, the ex president,
Is that still current then?
No, I didn’t think so douche.
Get over it, he’s gone and now we have
a new asshat that will make Bush look
like an economic genius after he gets
done screwing us. At least we’ll only
have 4 years to deal with this clown.
Yeah white power girl, you’re both ignorant and fucking foolish. I’m sure you’ll win a ton of arguments by defending the Bush presidency, bravo. Go learn how to read you racist hick bitch, then pick up a newspaper and educate yourself. You’re the reason racism still lives and presidents like George W. Bush get two terms.
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how many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, one to do the lightbulb and one to SUCK MY COCK.
Let’s bring this site back to the business it’s set up for….I’m looking for 100 cute late teens / early twenties girls for a massive BLOW JOB VIDEO…where (and here’s the twist)
THEY ALL TAKE TURNS BLOWING ME….POST HERE TO GET ON THE LIST OF LUCKY BABES
Touche
you people suck!
and the chart is funny but everyone who is arguing like little baby’s…you people suck!
I’m sorry, I didn’t this one…
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wow what a bunch of cunt fuck bastards on this comment board. why’d i read it?
You say “cunt fuck bastards on this comment board” like it’s some new revelation for you.
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To all the hostile Anonymous people out there, switch to decaf.
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Aw man, NOW you tell me.
\\Not at the burn unit.
There’s a VERY important step missing from this flowchart!
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Now it’s perfect.
did someone say there was dick on the menu?
yum.
go have cry-wank you little bitches.
oh yeah, your mom shit in my bed last night too, owes me some sheet money. trick.
wow do you guys go out for coffee or out for comments?
How do we get our screen names to highlight in blue so people can click into our porn sites?
“Oh look, the neighbours pony just walked in”
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These comments are great. Everyone getting their panties in a bunch over dick in a pizza box and load blowing on the facial regions. Chill the fuck out. The Taco is getting blown up by asshats.
can’t you just feel the love?
BTW, The Japan part was hilarious.
I’d stick a cherry popsicle up my ass if I could hug Obama and get a picture of it to hang on my cell wall.
man, the comments are awesome, this is great.
truly a buncha complete fucktards.
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I’ve watched hundreds of pornography movies and none of them have any females in them. More to the point, gay sex is superior cause heteros can’t even fuck each other without a lump of plastic or cucumber-like vegetable.
The sexual dynamic of one submissive and one dominating is inferior to one in which roles can reserved at will. Also because the gender is the same the feelings are mutual and the sexuality is more reciprocal, more understanding and just better. In short it is at least twice as good.
Wow, you have to be the stupidest person I’ve noticed in a long time. Bush isn’t even comparable to Carter in intelligence. Carter is a noble prize winner, and as for Obama, he’s probably as smart as Carter, if not smarter. No comparison at all with Bush, who is obviously the stupidest president we’ve ever had, with the possible exception of Harding. If you don’t know who that is, read a book sometime. Wait, you’re a Bush supporter. You don’t know how to read, my apologies.
Hi guys. The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.
I am from San and learning to speak English, please tell me right I wrote the following sentence: “Seo effect webbased seo software helps you to attract more visitors.Outsourcingu brings you professional seo services at a fraction of the price that you would normally pay in the uk, us europe.”
Thank you so much for your future answers
. Kapri.
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Good old Jimmy Carter makes Bush look like a genius! Obama will make Jimmy look good!
@Poor world you’re a fucking moron, how can you hate on people for finding humor in their everyday lives? Just because the economy is collapsing doesn’t mean people should stop enjoying humor all together, ya fuckin’ douche.
69th response!
Dude, if you order the pizza then YOU have to GIVE the blow job. The delivery man is the one who gets the blow job.
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Lol people are searching about research on porno movies but do you actually search about What caused the world financial crisis
The crisis has happened…and there’s very little we can do except call for a pizza and get a blow job!
Oops, meant Nobel prize, sorry about that.
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You really think that dolt, who oddly decided to disperse his back-water political idiocy on a porn post, knows the difference between Nobel and noble? I’d bet you two grand he doesn’t.
I don’t so much see this as a guide to porn… but more of a guide to life.
I don’t so much see this as a guide to porn… but more of a guide to life.
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There should be an arrow that goes to you watching Obama fuck the country with his stimulus plan.
Pump,pump,pump……squirt, all over U.S. taxpayers.
While simultaneously George W. Bush gives you repeated cream pies for two consecutive terms, not figuratively speaking with America as a whole, but you personally.
Lame.
true.
…
…
…trickle down economics?
/Flees!
Attention all of you arguing over Obama in the beginning of his presidency, I Am from 2010 and everything continues to get considerably worse.
Morons!
Does that mean you’ve been teabagged?
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The only thing funnier than the pic are the fuckin’ comments.
Bring on the donkey!
how did this go from porn to politics? The random spewing thoughts of idiots
NOTHING could make Bush look like a genius. NOTHING.
Who?…. oh yeah, the ex president,
Is that still current then?
No, I didn’t think so douche.
Get over it, he’s gone and now we have
a new asshat that will make Bush look
like an economic genius after he gets
done screwing us. At least we’ll only
have 4 years to deal with this clown.
Yeah white power girl, you’re both ignorant and fucking foolish. I’m sure you’ll win a ton of arguments by defending the Bush presidency, bravo. Go learn how to read you racist hick bitch, then pick up a newspaper and educate yourself. You’re the reason racism still lives and presidents like George W. Bush get two terms.
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Nice one
I’ll cum in your box of rocks and nunchuck your ass you damn liberal zombie.
A republican, posting red-state kool-aid, on a porn website? I’m very glad no stereotypical hypocrisies have been harmed in the making of this post.
Oh yeah, wise guy, how about a box of rocks? Just so long as the box isn’t a very big one.
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What’s sadder? Him getting “dugg” wrong, or you getting “burried” wrong? LOL
It’s buried you fucking cum guzzler
My vote goes to both for wasting their time arguing over made-up internet words.
Wow, priceless dude. Love it!
RT
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LOL DONGS
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lol
Grats, fucktard. You pointed out how the joke was a joke.
awesome. love the definitive “you are in a dream/fantasy sequence”, because really what else is there by way of set-up when it comes to porno?
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I digged it for the Japan part.
Dugg. You dugg it. Fucking diggers are fucking retarded. The god damn website even uses Dugg and burried, but you idiots say digged and digged down.
did you rub spit on your penis > yes > have anal sex
haha hilarious.
What are you think about??
Don’t get too butt-hurt Couch just because someone insulted your god.
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