A Flowchart That Describes 90% of All Porno Movies

February 19th, 2009 | 02:47 pm
Every guy at some point has wished they were a pornstar.  So, if that dream ever comes true, we've decided to help you out by showing you how to maneuver your way through 90% of the porno movies made.
 

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86 Responses to "A Flowchart That Describes 90% of All Porno Movies"

  1. dick eater Says:

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  2. Anonymous Says:

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  4. Anonymous #5 Says:

    wow do you guys go out for coffee or out for comments?

  5. Anonymous Says:

    everyone should chill, its meant to be a joke, just shut up and enjoy the humour of it all.

  6. Anonymous Says:

    you people suck!

  7. Anonymous Says:

    and the chart is funny but everyone who is arguing like little baby's...you people suck!

  8. Anonymous Says:

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  9. Anonymous Says:

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  10. Anonymous Says:

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  12. Anonymous Says:

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  13. Sly Boogy Says:

    how did this go from porn to politics? The random spewing thoughts of idiots

  14. Anonymous Says:

    Morons!

  15. Anonymous Says:

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  18. Anonymous4 Says:

    Does that mean you've been teabagged?

  19. Poor girl Says:

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  20. Poor world Says:

    Lol people are searching about research on porno movies but do you actually search about What caused the world financial crisis

  21. Jay Vickers Says:

    @Poor world you're a fucking moron, how can you hate on people for finding humor in their everyday lives? Just because the economy is collapsing doesn't mean people should stop enjoying humor all together, ya fuckin' douche.

  22. Anonymous Says:

    The crisis has happened...and there's very little we can do except call for a pizza and get a blow job!

  23. Buddy Ice Says:

    Dude, if you order the pizza then YOU have to GIVE the blow job. The delivery man is the one who gets the blow job.

  24. Anonymous Says:

    69th response!

  25. WTFstunt Says:

    Good old Jimmy Carter makes Bush look like a genius! Obama will make Jimmy look good!

  26. Anonymous Says:

    Wow, you have to be the stupidest person I've noticed in a long time. Bush isn't even comparable to Carter in intelligence. Carter is a noble prize winner, and as for Obama, he's probably as smart as Carter, if not smarter. No comparison at all with Bush, who is obviously the stupidest president we've ever had, with the possible exception of Harding. If you don't know who that is, read a book sometime. Wait, you're a Bush supporter. You don't know how to read, my apologies.

  27. Anonymous Says:

    Oops, meant Nobel prize, sorry about that.

  28. Ah-nonny-moose Says:

    You really think that dolt, who oddly decided to disperse his back-water political idiocy on a porn post, knows the difference between Nobel and noble? I'd bet you two grand he doesn't.

  29. Tidson Says:

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  30. Anonymous Says:

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  31. stdg Says:

    Good morning to you too, sunshine.

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  33. tlw Says:

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