For many people,
Valentine’s Day is the most confusing day of the year. We stress about what gifts to buy and how much
money to spend, because we know that if we screw anything up, there’s a chance that we might not have sex that night. Luckily,
flowcharts are an excellent way to work through a bewildering situation, like determining how your Valentine’s Day will end:
No one could have forseen this guy’s Valentine’s FAIL:
http://blog.digitalfuntown.com/dft-blog/2010/2/11/a-true-valentines-day-massacre-of-the-heart.html
DonkeyXote will be jerking off to Girls Gone Wild Again.
I wish I could see him masturbate though, I love seeing hairy Mexicans masturbate so much I will lick whatever drop of semen I can find off the floor.
DonkeyXote, will you blow your wad on the concrete for me? I’ll like it right up!!!!
At least I don’t jerk off to the family photo albums like someone else here…
SICK FUCK!
Yes you dol, I caught you doing that last month, then you preceded to ask me for some mexican hand lotion to eat.
Oh Yeah, First
There should be a “have you been married for more than 20 years” option, which has an arrow leading straight to jerking to GGW.
LOL, so true
ROTFL, wow, nicely done. Aint it the truth!
Jess
http://www.online-anonymity.cz.tc
Sometimes it still surprises me the way men think.