A Flowchart to Determine How You’re Going to Die

12 Responses to "A Flowchart to Determine How You’re Going to Die"

1. Chicoson says:

   January 16, 2010 at 11:54 am

   But if you don’t get wasted, what’s the point of immortality?

2. nigeria says:

   January 15, 2010 at 3:37 am

   Well, I don’t get wasted… so what? Immortality?

3. Marko Butala says:

   January 15, 2010 at 1:21 am

   hahaha u got cancer and gonna die.

4. Hell says:

   January 14, 2010 at 9:54 am

   I am dying soon. but not soon enough for you.

5. Mike's Mom says:

   January 15, 2010 at 4:26 am

   Sorry …my son doesn’t get it. He has been in the basement sniffing my soiled painties instead of attending school.

6. Chicoson says:

   January 14, 2010 at 6:27 pm

   To the OP,

   Yes, the Tiajuna points to four deaths. This means one of a few things: you will die four times, you will die in one of four ways and it is indeterminable, or you will die in all four ways simultaneously. Of these, the last two seems plausible.

   I’m not sure I understood your words you wrote after the Tiajuna. Yes, if you are reading HT, you will be drinking on a TYPICAL Friday night. If you are drinking alone on a Friday night, you will certainly be watching porn. That’s how the world works.

7. Hand Banana says:

   January 14, 2010 at 12:37 pm

   What he is saying is that if you say ‘yes’ to ‘bar in tijauana’ then you can follow the flow chart arrows to all 4 different deaths….

8. mikes says:

   January 14, 2010 at 10:50 am

   Another flowchart fail- if that bar is in Tijuana you get four separate deaths? Follow the arrows, it doesn’t work, and I can see this even when I’ve been drinking long before dusk. Also, it’s not friday night, but if it were and I was not watching porn as I got wasted, what then? How will I die tomorrow night? This seems like a valid question that you make tepid light of. Is it somehow a cool thing to jerk off on a Friday night while getting drunk, and are we to assume Holy Taco readers are the target audience here, which you say “of course”, this is how you will die? Lame.

9. justin says:

   January 14, 2010 at 11:14 am

   …what?
10. Bart Sawyer says:

    January 14, 2010 at 1:44 pm

    powerful weak

11. DonkeyXote says:

    January 14, 2010 at 11:36 am

    Sauce so weak, it makes weak sauce look weak.

12. your name says:

    January 14, 2010 at 10:33 am

    wow i remember when this site was good. and when justin lied to me about emailing me THE FUCKING CAT AVATAR!