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Flowchart to Determine if Barack Obama is a U.S. Citizen

There’s been a flare up in the "Obama is Really a Secret Terrorist, Right Guys?" community lately, as some people are now claiming that Obama’s Social Security Number is fraudulent.  Unfortunately, nobody can provide hard evidence to support their claim, because it’s really hard to track down the President’s real Social Security Number. Go figure. Luckily, we’ve come up with a helpful flowchart to determine if Obama is, in fact, a U.S. Citizen.
 

141 Responses to "Flowchart to Determine if Barack Obama is a U.S. Citizen"

  1. NoBoma says:

    He’s the only pres to ever spend more than you will make in your life…yeah I said it! Millions of dollars to hide these documents and records. Look at the Google article on it yesterday. Why not end the debate and show it?? Obama is a puppet! We are all tax paying slaves and some who actually believe your vote counts and that we are free. While you argue…cameras are being installed everyday, on every corner! This country is run by the FED! You guys keep putting your faith in a man, I’ll stick with God! oh yeah… FTW bitches!

  2. bubble guts says:

    Flowchart to determine if Holy Taco loves getting facials from Obama:

    Holy Taco ——–> Loves getting Obama facials

  3. Anonymous-Truth says:

    Other then the fact that he paid off enough people to look like he is a citizen, yes…Why HT is putting this out there, since it will b taken down when the “internets” are controlled by the govn’t in the next few years…Enjoy ur freedom while you can.

  4. TG99 says:

    Oh yeah, and this is the best flow chart ever.

  5. Jesus H. Christ says:

    If you’re going to go right wing, at least go for Ron Paul. Palin is a fucking joke. You might think Paul is nuts, but at least he can read.

  6. holytaco says:

    Hahaha obama sucks so bad. All these lefty cumbuckets are so busy jacking off thinking about the election that they can’t even see he’s running the country into the ground with his retarded policies

  7. crampon says:

    america has been the joke of the world since way before obama. this isn’t a new development. anyone who spouts that “take our country back!” bullshit, just be glad you killed off most of the indians or else they would be the ones “taking their country back!”

  8. DonkeyXoteâ„¢ says:

    That was unexpectedly funny!

    Well done HT, well done!

  9. assnonymous says:

    Shut the fuck up you faggot flaming homosexual. When are you going to learn that no one wants you anywhere near this site, or that no one gives a shit what you have to say? Why don’t you have someone go shit on your face and then you can finish that by choking on some cock. Die you fucking faggot piece of shit!

  10. Thanks for clearing that up for me. Fox News had me very confused.

  11. Go Buffs says:

    Too much liberal in here

  12. Idiots... says:

    umm… The issue isn’t if he is a US citizen or not…its if he was BORN in the USA. That is the whole Birth thing.. sigh

  13. FU says:

    I refer you to the flowchart. Dumbass.

  14. office jerk, says:

    no i agree with the op. fucking holytaco messes it up again.

    DO OVER, DO IT RIGHT.

  15. republicanamerican says:

    poor kids, you guys have no idea what nobama will do to this country

    we want our country back!!!

  16. swisslady says:

    point is, america is now the joke of all nations, and your stupid americans come out and say “yea well we are a super power, we’ll just blow you up!!”
    you smart americans should be ashamed of these dumbass loser
    your “empire” will crumble unless you guys get your shit together

  17. SirMixNoMore says:

    STFU up already, move to arizona if you are so unhappy.

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  18. limptastic says:

    Too bad they do not in fact check. Congress held hearings to determine if McCain was eligible, but none were held for the Annointed One. Hell, even his social security # is a number issued out to Connecticut residents. Look it up.

    With that said, I have no idea if he was born here or not. All I do know is, it’s shady to not release any sort of records whatsoever, and to spend the kind of cash he has spent to keep them secret. Someone give me a legitimate reason why instead of the usual “oh your just a conspiracy theorist, nutjob”. Why the secrecy?

  19. Jo Dean says:

    LOL, now thats just too funny dude. Well done.

    Lou
    http://www.total-anonymity.se.tc

  20. Ralph the Wonder Llama says:

    Birthers are in the same category as people who believe the moon landing was faked, the CIA killed Kennedy, and 9/11 was a govt conspiracy. NUTS!!!! Get a life. Oh yeah, dont forget the ones who believe that the govt blew up the levess to flood New Orleans. (why would anyone want that shithole city? Maybe we can con the French into buying it back) NEWSFLASH—-THER ARE NO SUCH THING AS GIANT CONSPIRACIES!!!!! If two people know something, its no longer a secret. I spent a long time in the military and one thing i learned about Uncle Sam, he cant keep anything secret. Period. Give it up people, Obama was born in Hawaii, end of story. Do you believe that they planted a fake birth announcement all thoose years ago, knowing he would be president someday? Really? I dont like the guy and didnt vote for him, but cmon, we got bigger shit to deal with.

  21. Jim State says:

    You want your country back? How do you want it?

    1. A country with a President who can’t even talk like a 12th grader?
    2. A country that goes to war with every Tom, Dick and Harry? As if all the lying and scandals with the Iraq war was not enough
    3. A country that gives more tax cut for the rich while the middle class left hanging?
    4. A country with the highest health care cost with mediocre care?
    5. A country whose financial and mortgage industry are solely controlled by the banks and Wall Street?

    Yeah, Obama trying to reverse all these things….and…ohhhh. Obama is evil..Obama is running this country down the drain. Dude, go back to your farm and don’t ever come out. You should have finished your high school. That would have helped.

  22. JonnyIndica says:

    citizenship?….I think the issue should be BIRTHPLACE you dopes.

  23. Tots McGee says:

    All kinds of stupid in these comments.

    The Birth Certificate is available for anyone who really wants to see it.

    Those that continue to claim that it doesn’t exist only prove that they are too stupid to think for themselves and / or too lazy to do any fucking research.

  24. justin says:
    It’s not ONLY Obama. Any black guy will do.
  25. Jacked says:

    I’m not sure which side you’re arguing, because your bullet points describe the Obama administration pretty well!

  26. justin says:
    If you check out the links we provided, you’ll see that there’s a lot of people saying his SS# is from Connecticut, but nobody will provide the evidence for this. This is probably because it belongs to another person named Barack Obama who lives in CT.
  27. JSkog says:

    Aren’t the people complaining about Obama, the same people who implied that people who disagreed with Bush were traitors? I love dipshits who say they want their country back, like the people who elected Obama aren’t real Americans.

  28. SLIMEBUCKET says:

    I thought Obama was birthed on the mothership, on it’s way the earth.

  29. Your name says:

    United States? More like DIVIDED States amirite?

    But seriously, Politics reminds me a lot like a playground kids:

    My side of the playground vs. your side; my dad can beat up your dad; HE STARTED IT! This is one of the reasons I can’t take this country seriously and I want to move to either Canada or the United Kingdom, where they can act like adults about it.

    And to the people who may call me a “fag,” it’s time to move out of the South you bigots.

  30. 00kla the M0k says:

    >gives the Llama some hay and an apple<

    Totally agree. Obama is doing what Democrats usually do in the political fight: Give the Republicans enough rope to hang themselves with. By keeping some documents secret, it makes the rabid birthers make a spectacle of themselves. Similar tactic to what happened with the Lewinski debacle. Who cares. Its a red herring.

    There now. That being said, allow me to stab every one of you in the kidney for your political views. A wise person once said to never discuss religion or politics since absolutely no one agrees completely. Nothing makes one look more stupid and fills the air with a hot mist of wiz than political rage. Your gurus are dumb. Now everyone calm down while I kidney-stab in a wild stupid frenzy.

  31. Chambers says:

    Fuck Americans are dumb.

    He’s black, he’s the president, he’s American. Get over it. Now, back to my poutine.

  32. office jerk, says:

    OK Holytaco. read this and go back to Photoshop and redo it. because this is what the flowchart SHOULD look like.

    FLOWCHART TO DETERMINE IF BARACK OBAMA WAS BORN IN THE UNITED STATES

    [IS BARACK OBAMA THE US PRESIDENT?] — YES —> [DOES THE GOVERNMENT CHECK TO MAKE SURE THAT PEOPLE ARE BORN IN THE UNITED STATES BEFORE DECLARING THEM PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES?] — YES –> [BARACK OBAMA WAS BORN IN THE UNITED STATES]

  33. I'mafag says:

    First

  34. Androgynous says:

    Hahaha,

    Didn’t anyone tell you fucking losers yet? ALL politicians are scum-sucking Satan-worshipping evil bastards who are in it for their own gain. Repugs, Demoncraps, it doesn’t matter. But the 2 political parties put on a great show that keeps fucking morons like you at each others throats, while each party gets support from half the population.

    You’re too busy shitting on each other to actually torch and lynch the bastards who deserve it. Ah, I’m just wasting my time…continue fucking each other over and support your asshole Parties. I’m done here!

    Coneo Jingata Fangula!

  35. G2D2 says:

    What is the evidence for the second “Yes”?

  36. Peter says:

    Arnold is a US citizen but can not be president. Chart and logic flawed you clowns.

  37. mrbutts says:

    Too much dumb in you.

  38. Libertarian Nutjob says:

    Yeah, becuase if it’s on the internet, that means it’s true. What a fucking retard. He doen’t show it beacuse ‘tards like yourself are only making him look good. He just points and tells people “you can vote for me, or that CRAZY birther over there”

    Get with the program bitch. If he wasn’t a citizen, the Secret Service, the FBI, and the CIA would have already found out and he would have never become the President. Don’t you think Hillary would have outed him? Who do you think started the birther movement? Hillary Clinton’s campaing dumbass!

  39. Libertarian Nutjob says:

    Ralph the Wonder Llama FTFW!

  40. Jeremy says:

    What country? Do you want it back the way Regan would have had it. With amnesty and tax increases?

    I love it how Conservatives/Tea Baggers/Republicans all think they know best and that the country has been high-jacked. When the only reason this country is the way it is because of progressive action. They bitched about Medicare, but now LITERALLY couldn’t live without it. They bitch about President Obama letting the Bush tax cuts expire and how the worst thing to do is raise taxes during a recession. When their idol Reagan raised taxes in a recession. They talk about returning to Reaganomics. Well Reagan raised taxes in 82, 83, 84 and 86. And Ron Paul, he’s a Libertarian. Which I like to call a wolf in sheep’s clothing. They all say legalize weed and they’re pro gay marriage to the Liberals and turn around and tell Conservatives lower taxes and eliminate government. It’s not as if any of this mattered anyway. Politicians say what they have to so they can get elected. As soon as that happens they turn around and start pulling strings for the people who got them elected and not their constituents.

    Anyway I heard in the DSM V Birther will be a sub-classification of schizophrenia

  41. MassMan says:

    Cunt

  42. MassMan says:

    It’s out there. Hawaii actually had to pass a law stating that they can forgo providing proof of his birth in Honolulu when the requests look nearly identical.

    Maybe you’ve confused the the UK with the US. I know you Bible loving freaks get confused easily when it comes to facts.

  43. Mmhmm! says:

    Too many potatoes in the butt too!

  44. republicanamerican says:

    yes cut taxes for the wealthy im all for that, if my parents went to school, and made a good career for our family, why should we pay for your welfare??
    if obama can fix this country great, i dont care that hes black, i only care that he improves life for americans rich or poor, and im kidding about the taxes, i dont think we deserve taxes breaks for the rich, but also dont tax us more

    republicanamerican soon to become independentamerican

  45. TheGreatExperiment says:

    The truth is coming out. Eventually, nobody will admit voting for him.

    http://theobamafile.com/

  46. I'm not Anonymous says:

    I’ll show you Obama’s birth certificate when you show me Sarah Palin’s high school diploma.

  47. Obama is my homeboy. says:

    Damn incest. No wonder all you republican wankers are so fucked up in the brain. Obama was born in Haiwii and there is proof out there. STOP FUCKING YOUR COUSINS AND GOOGLE SOME SHIT. I can’t wait to move to England for college.

  48. BARRY SOTTERO says:

    STOP INSULTING BUSH AND CHENEY, THEY’RE MY COUSINS! THEY’RE MY BLOOD — BITCH!

    I’M NOT REPUBLICAN, I’M A DEMOCRAT AND I’M YOUR PRESIDENT! BOW TO ME OR SHUT THE FUCK UP!

  49. OIMH says:

    HEY, SMART PEOPLE,

    IF YOU WANT TO FIX THE TRAIN-EXPLOSION THAT IS NOW OUR BELOVED, STUPID CONTRY WITH IDIOTS THE BELIVE THAT CONSPIRESY IS EVERYWHERE AND TYPE IN ALL CAPS, VOTE ME AS YOUR PRESIDENT. I DONT KNOW IF ITS YOUR MIND ON DRUGS OR YOUR CRAPPY SCHOOLING, BUT I DONT SEE HOW ANYONE COULD RELATE ME TO MAO AND HITLER, BEING AS THAT I AM TRYING TO FIX THE SHIT HOLE BUSH CREATED WITH HIS DUMBASS PARTY OF BRAINWASHED IDIOTS AND CRACKED OUT KKK MEMBERS. SORRY IF YOU GUYS DONT LIKE TO HELP THIS SHITASTIC COUNTRY LIKE IM TRYING TO. WE HAD 8 YEARS OF A RETARTED IN OFFICE, WHY DONT WE TRY A SMART ONE FOR A CHANGE.

    THANKS FOR LISTENING, DUMBASSES,
    OBAMA!

  50. Ink says:

    Holy shit… I thought he was joking, but it turns out that Bush and Cheney really are Obama’s cousins. Google it!

  51. Ink says:

    The only KKK member I can think of is Robert Carlyle Byrd, a Democrat. Thanks for trying to play the race card, anyway, it just didn’t work.

  52. BARRY SOTTOROROROOO says:

    OIMH,

    YOU’RE AN IMPOSTER, LET ME SEE YOUR BIRTH CERTIFICATE!

    THE HITLER AND MAO COMPARISON IS LEGIT, AND I’M PROUD OF IT!

    PROOF:

    John Holdren, Obama’s Science Czar, says: “Forced abortions and mass sterilization needed to save the planet”

    http://www.zombietime.com/john_holdren/

  53. Ink says:

    It’s spelled Barry S-o-e-t-o-r-o.

  54. BARRY SOTTOROROROOO says:

    I’LL SPELL NAMES ON MY NEW BIRTH CERTIFICATES, ANY WAY I LIKE.

    I’M MORE POWERFUL THAN THE OLD KINGS OF ENGLAND.

    DON’T YOU FORGET IT.

  55. BARRY SOTTOROROROOO says:

    NO SHIT, INK BOY!

    BUSH AND DICK ARE MY COUSINS, THAT’S WHAT I SAID!

    DO YOU REALLY BELIEVE THE TRUE LEADERS OF THE WORLD WOULD LET THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT SLIP AWAY FROM THEIR FAMILY!?

    NO! WAKE THE FUCK UP!

  56. OIMH says:

    Seriously? Sorry if I cant name any republican KKK members off the top of my head, I was just giving an example. I feel that KKK members are most of the haters of the current president, after stupid republicans. Now, how many of those stupid republicans do you thing are KKK members? My bet is quite a few. Im not saying that no stupid KKK members are democrats. Thanks for trying to sound cool, anyway, it just didn’t work out for you.

  57. OIMH says:

    And all-caps guy, do you know how many babies are born that end up dying or having terrible lives on the street because thier mothers couldnt take care of them. Not that Im up for killing a baby every minute, but I feel like its the women’s choice and they deserve to make it if they want to. It would probably be better for the kid anyway. If you were raped at 14 and got pregnant and knew your baby was going to have a terrible life and most likely end up fucked up, wouldnt you want to make it easier for it? Probably not. Cause your an asshole. It wouldnt save all the shit bush fucked up for us, but it would probably make this planet or, at the least, America a way less loser and crazy messed up people filled place.

  58. obama is a libtard says:

    1. A country with a President who can’t even talk like a 12th grader?
    So a president who can’t talk to 12 graders w/o a teleprompter is better?

    2. A country that goes to war with every Tom, Dick and Harry? As if all the lying and scandals with the Iraq war was not enough
    Hey, guess what? We’re still in a war spending more than we spent in Iraq.

    3. A country that gives more tax cut for the rich while the middle class left hanging?
    Maybe if all 100% of americans paid taxes the middle class could get a break.

    4. A country with the highest health care cost with mediocre care?
    Tell me about that in 3 years when you have to pay fines to the government so you can wait 3 months for an appointment to get your std looked at.

    5. A country whose financial and mortgage industry are solely controlled by the banks and Wall Street?
    Who do you want controlling it? That guy in the alley who just pissed all over himself? Tell me about the last job you got from a poor person.

  59. Check this out! says:

    Here’s some facts:

    God doesn’t exist
    Christ was just some dude
    Christianity is ripped off from several different religions
    If you believe the bible is fact, you are crazy, just not as crazy as muslim terrorists
    Islamic fundamentalists are batshit insane
    Obama was born in the US
    He’s not a great president, but FAR better than Bush(alright this last one’s an opinion)

  60. It's Called Adoption says:

    Look it up baby killer!

  61. Just stopped by says:

    All of you fuckers, everyone of you, yeah YOU! and YOU!… ARE FUNNY AS HELL!

    It always seems there is something in each presidency that distracts people enough like a magician uses slight of hand. Bill with Oval blow jobs & water gate, Bush with was he a real vietnam pilot and why the fuck did he get into this war when in was clearly not what they told us.

    Most recent presents have had so much more bad rap than good like 80% – 20%, I mean people are harsh critics. But Obama, whether I like him or not, has continually had great press even in light of a few bumps. No president can please everyone but this guy is doing something right.

    The main argument that I see here and on YouTube and other forums where people vent there opinions is not how well or how bad he is doing it’s that he’s fuckin’ black? LMAO!
    He’s fucking president for corn sake and your still waiving the race flag. Waste of fucking time. Some of you have been talking this crap for decades and centuries and yet we still have a black president and several others in high political positions. When will you be satisfied…. wait hold on, I know the answer but then thing of what the world would be like without all other races but white.

    Remember history shows they were even to pompous to work so they “had” to have slaves so they’d all be lazy fucks. Get rid of Mexicans and our crops, botanical growth will run rampant and change most cities back to forest land most of the clothing and items made are NOT in the U.S. so you’d all be fucked there. Not enough imported goods means you’ve got to go back to doing shit all for yourself, but wait ya didn’t know how before, remember you learned from natives and other cultures how to live off the land before you fucked them over.

    I don’t dislike races. As a matter of fact I’ve traveled the world and tend to like different cultures and races so this message is not in hate but more of a… who gives a shit whether he’s natural born citizen, black or whatever. Enough people up in the political arena saw fit to work with him before he was president and felt he was up to par to become president. We should be supporting our leader for once instead of hating so fucking much. He hasn’t put us into any war and asked for billions to fund them over and over as the Bushes did. They knew “exactly” what they were doing. They did so much SHIT before Obama, to think he’s just going to clear it all up in 4 years like some fucking magician shows just how fucking stupid you are. WAKE UP!

  62. tehtarikdrinker says:

    haha there is no other way. he is an american.

    http://www.tehtarikmemoirs.com

  63. Mickey says:

    Marsha Blackburn Voted FOR:
    Omnibus Appropriations, Special Education, Global AIDS Initiative, Job Training, Unemployment Benefits, Labor-HHS-Education Appropriations, Agriculture Appropriations, U.S.-Singapore Trade, U.S.-Chile Trade, Supplemental Spending for Iraq & Afghanistan, Prescription Drug Benefit, Child Nutrition Programs, Surface Transportation, Job Training and Worker Services, Agriculture Appropriations, Foreign Aid, Vocational/Technical Training, Supplemental Appropriations, UN “Reforms. Patriot Act Reauthorization, CAFTA, Katrina Hurricane-relief Appropriations, Head Start Funding, Line-item Rescission, Oman Trade Agreement, Military Tribunals, Electronic Surveillance, Head Start Funding, COPS Funding, Funding the REAL ID Act (National ID), Foreign Intelligence Surveillance, Thought Crimes “Violent Radicalization and Homegrown Terrorism Prevention Act, Peru Free Trade Agreement, Economic Stimulus, Farm Bill (Veto Override), Warrantless Searches, Employee Verification Program, Body Imaging Screening.

    Marsha Blackburn Voted AGAINST:
    Ban on UN Contributions, eliminate Millennium Challenge Account, WTO Withdrawal, UN Dues Decrease, Defunding the NAIS, Iran Military Operations defunding Iraq Troop Withdrawal, congress authorization of Iran Military Operations.

    Marsha Blackburn is my Congressman.
    See her unconstitutional votes at :
    http://mickeywhite.blogspot.com/2009/09/tn-congressman-marsha-blackburn-votes.html
    Mickey

  64. BLACKESTPOWER says:

    Whether Obama is a natural or not it doesnt matter because he’s already setting Crackahs up for slave camps so go get your shackles sized because white folks are going to become footstools

  65. Salad Days says:

    Although it’s very understated and short but sweet, this is one of the funnier things I’ve seen on HT in a while. Kudos.

  66. PuckJew says:

    All I know is that all teabaggers and Sarah “The Retard” Palin are nothing but a bunch of stupid KKK hicks. Fuck you all. I wish you all day from anus cancer. Once again FUCK YOU!

  67. AAAAANDRE says:

    Oh yeah, NOW I’m convinced! ;-(

    Here’s MY flow Chart…

    Is Barry’s Dad a Kenyan/British Citizen?
    >YES
    Is Barry a Natural Born Citizen?
    >NO
    = Ineligible

  68. ThinkingPerson says:

    But then you’re placing your faith in “the government to do this.” What part of the government does this exactly? Who? What branch or department? And why did he put up 2 different copies of some sort of birth certificate on his website during the campaign, neither of which were certified copies, only to remove them both and the page entirely? And why has he spent, as of February, nearly 1.6 million dollars blocking his birth certificate from being viewed by judges, two of which have been federal, and has had his legal team play a game of saying that he doesn’t have to show his birth certificate because he’s already President? I mean why not just show it?

    I’m an Independent, not supporting either party. But these questions concern me. If it bothers you that these questions concern me, then you are really brainwashed into supporting a person or a party rather than simply thinking for yourself. All he has to do is produce the documents instead of making us rely on his word and someone in Hawaii who swears they saw a certified copy of his birth certificate right before sealing it from the public. Heck, Obama’s very first act as President was a Presidential order to seal his personal records (passport, birth certificate, college records, etc.). No U.S. President has ever done that. I just want to know why he is hiding. I liked the guy, but now whenever I see him I just can’t help but logically wonder what he’s hiding.

    So I don’t blindly believe him when he says that everything’s cool and I just need to trust him…is that what I need to do to be politically cool now? Cause I thought freedom of thought was still hip.

  69. eggman says:

    How about something simple like a document.
    Many here in this country call them “birth certificates”
    If he was born here……Why have we NOT seen it?

  70. Holy Taco.... says:

    HT Sucks and so does stupid ass Libs and Obama.

  71. reidh says:

    Who is the Government that checks that out, exactly who? You don’t and neither does anyone else.

  72. "native born" says:

    This chart is a joke. just like our president. he’s president because he was a democratic curve ball to get the popular vote! (The monkey vote). i’m sick of everyone talking up this asshole when the only reason he’s in office is because of his color! good job with the pity vote america. you fucked up and now we all have to suffer. you put a big brown skid mark in the underpants of american history.

  73. oklahomaredstate says:

    the republican party may be at fault but if ur going to go strictly by party lines lets do look over the facts then lets look at presidents that have run under the democratic ticket and have been impeached or had to resighn? lets talk about how the president has no military background and mccain does? how he just fired someone that was running the war for him in a country he still hasnt been to and knows nothing about im over here fighting for a fucking man who dosent even know wat the fuck he is fighting hes in ignorant slob when it comes to politics he has backpedaled on wat dreams he ran on and he has become a thorn in ending the war we are in now so libreals ur rebutal?….

  74. Why? says:

    Really?? I stumbled upon this content and now I realize that you mother fuckers are ignorant fools. I respectfully ask that you go back to where you belong, because you have no concept of America. You work in your silly restaurants and save up to drive in your dumb ass donks. Got it. I understand you, but you will never understand anything else. Take the dollars you made and get the fuck back to your grandmother and live like a rock star in mexico. Glad you enjoyed your stay.

  75. pratik says:

    Politics + HolyTaco = World War 3 in comments.

  76. justin says:
    FIRST BITCHES!!!!!
  77. Anime is for gays says:

    yes

  78. Anime is for gays says:

    Pratik i hope you get molested and/or raped you suck at life

  79. pratik says:

    An HT editor comments “FIRST!” and I’M the one who sucks at life?

  80. Lets make butt babies says:

    You both suck at life. And you both suck on the dicks.

    When it comes time to make butt babies, you guys do the catching.

  81. e cig says:

    LOL This is hysterical.

  82. X says:

    This thread it too political for me

  83. nonymous says:

    umm no one is denying he is a us citizen… it is whether he is a native born us citizen u dumbaz

  84. KKK says:

    Who cares he sucks as a pres and is going to run this country the way he wants just another stupid NIGGER

  85. Annymous says:

    john mccain isnt native born either, for all we no he is a foreign spy sent to infiltrate the US government.

  86. chiquita says:

    @nonymous: ok, insert “native born” before “u.s. citizen” every time it appears in the flowchart. there ya go. not too hard.

  87. Beardy says:

    Actually, no. The government tried to find out if he was native born, but he refused to produce a birth certificate. So, suck my 12 incher, chiquita.

  88. 2012 yet? says:

    Forget native/not native. He couldnt get a job at the CIA/FBI etc. for national security reasons. But he’s allowed to run the country???? What the fuck?!?!?

  89. GarryJ says:

    To tell you the truth, I have never thought that Obama could be not the US citizen. As far as I know, nobody can be chosen as the president if he is not a legal citizen. It’s really unfortunate that no hard evidence can be found. I would like to know the details about our president. It would be very interesting, I would say that it’s even more interesting for me than payday loan companies.
    http://ezinearticles.com/?Payday-Loan-Companies—Get-Fast-Cash-Advance-With-No-Fax&id=5324846

  90. H8er says:

    This could possibly be the greatest HT flow chart ever.

    Nice work!!

  91. Lets make butt babies says:

    I disagree. It featured no boobs. From now on, lets keep the politcal flow charts to objectifacations of women.

    Lets start with: “Are you going to Nail Pailin!”

    I can tell you my answer: “yes.”

    You know she is a freak when she is all jacked up on hypocritical self righteousness.

    I would cum in her butt anyday.

  92. Dwight K. Schrute says:

    Palin? Why?

    I’d rather take Michelle Bachman, Marsha Blackburn, Nancy Pelosi(Have you seen the tits on that women?! plus she looks way better in real life), Kirsten Gillibrand, or Mary Bono ( look her up. Damn!).

    Here are some picks from some of those ladies:

    http://www.holytaco.com/2008/10/01/8-hottest-members-of-congress

  93. Dat Bro says:

    Mary Bono… Damn! SMOKESHOW!

  94. Jesus's Dad says:

    Jesus fucking Christ, finally someone figured this out!

  95. Titmouse says:

    How to annoy conservatives = http://bit.ly/OMvgx

  96. uhmmm says:

    there are a lot of things the government claims it does. do you believe it always does everything it is suppose to do? and do you believe it always does what it tells the public it does?

  97. UHHHHH says:

    I BELIEVE IT FUCKING CHECKS IF THE DUDE ELECTED PRESIDENT IS A CITIZEN OR NOT

  98. Anonymsdfous says:

    Actually, the government doesn’t do anything to check if the President elect is a Legitimate natural born citizen.

  99. WTF Is Wrong w/ You People?! says:

    That’s true. I heard Bill Clinton was a Japanese!

  100. window outfitters inc says:

    doesn’t matter if you’re a citizen or not… Arnold is a citizen but he can’t be president because he’s not a NATURAL BORN CITIZEN. Obama might not be eligible because he refuses to show his birth certificate which would say where he was born and how it was registered.

  101. Tom523523 says:

    Dear Dipshit,
    He’s already shown his birth certificate. Don’t like Faux News tell you otherwise.
    Sincerely,
    Logic

  102. Libertarian Nutjob says:

    Dear Retard,

    “Faux” News has routinely disspelled and ridiculed the birthers. Get you facts straight and step away from Keith Olbermann’s dick!

  103. BARRY SOTTERO says:

    AMERICA IS FULL OF PUNKS AND SUCKERS!

    THAT GREEN PIECE OF SHIT WASN’T REALLY A BIRTH CERTIFICATE!

    LOL!

    I NEVER ACTUALLY SHOWED MY REAL BIRTH CERTIFICATE!

    OBAMABOTS ARE SO STUPID!

  104. obeythefist says:

    YAY! Homo-erotic insults from the Fox News viewers!

  105. Libertarian Nutjob says:

    Yay, homophobic liberals trying to hide their homophobia by making retarded comments about other people’s jokes!

    Whewww! Almost ran out of breath there!

  106. Mr. Peter says:

    Go ahead and run out of breath. No, really. It’s not like you use it for anything worthwhile.

  107. Libertarian Nutjob says:

    NICE! Just hope Hillary doesn’t see this, it could crush all her birther supporters!

  108. Exile says:

    Actually it doesn’t matter if Adolf Judas Obama is a citizen or not. He’s an America-Hating Democrap, and thus he gets a pass by his toadies in the media, and of course anyone who says anything negative about the Anti-Christ in chief is RAAAAAAACCCCCISSSSS!!!!!!!!

    Now that we have that unpleasantness behind us, I’d like to take this opportunity to address all the Obama voters out there. You voted for this dick. You gave us the second great depression. I hope you all suffer for it.

    Palin 2012

    Fuck you all.

  109. YouSuckness says:

    wtf are you talking about you fucking tool… Bush is the reason for the depression, if you know anything what so ever. Read some shit, or actually know what your talking about.

    And Palin is a fucking moron, just like everyone who believes in her.

    Since we don’t want your kind breeding, practice safe sex.. And go Fuck yourself.

  110. TG99 says:

    Don’t mind him. He’s just parroting some jive he heard from Hannity or Limbaugh.

  111. Anime is for gays says:

    Exile you must be the biggest retard ever, no mater if there was a recession or not you would not be able to get a job, because nobody wants to hire a slack jaw bumbkin with a 3rd grade reading level. Who the fuck votes Palin? Fucking losers thats who, the anti-christ rules too. All these officials that put there platforms behind a God is fucking stupid, why not try standing on something solid like policies then follow a make believe dude in the clouds.

    Eat Shit and when you die they probably won’t find your body for a couple of weeks because nobody will ever like you

    Palin is for gays!

  112. Jar says:

    Oh, Exile… Couldn’t you go for someone with more than two brain cells?

  113. Exile says:

    Hey guys, me again. Sorry I keep posting such angry, dumb shit…it’s just that every time I see the President’s face, I’m reminded of the time I walked in on my wife getting gangbanged by an entire midnight basketball league. Their throbbing, veiny black penises were so big and thick that it inspired a feeling that was somewhere between inadequacy and arousal. So now, whenever I see the President, all I can think of are huge black cocks. Thank God I’ve got my custom-made Sarah Palin fleshlight/buttplug combo.

    I hope you can all understand and I’ll try to be good from now on.

  114. step dad #5 says:

    I still remember the night we tripled doubled your mom and guess what obama was their too bitch.

  115. unkay says:

    No exile you are racist because you are a fucking racist – not because of your retarded world view (that doesn’t help, but it in and of itself doesn’t make you racist).

    quick – name something that Obama has done that pisses you off and how you think that negatively effects us.

  116. Talented Moron says:

    Honestly, it’s hard to say whether he’s being crazy sarcastic or he is a brainless douche-bag.

    Listen buddy, your favorite political party gave us the depression shit and you know it. It’s like some car dealer tells you: “Listen up. This is the best car ever has a low gas milage, its engine works like a swiss watch, etc” and when you buy it: “Hey, it’s your piece of shit now.” he laughs.

  117. dongsmith says:

    Lol. you are a faggot.

  118. Helpful Advice says:

    Don’t feed the troll, y’all.

  119. chiquita says:

    yeah, obama is a jerk. he’s hiding the technology he used to build that time machine that he used to singly-handedly screw up the economy before he was president.

  120. Madhatter says:

    lol successful troll is successful.

  121. captain shithead says:

    Palin! Lulz I thought you were serious there for a minute…

  122. jethro says:

    Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos.

  123. Rob_of_Sweden says:

    All hail president Kang!

  124. Fuck me? Fuck you. says:

    Fuck HT why you gotta go political on me?

    Since it’s been brought up, I want to know who the hell has seen his birth certificate with their own eyes? I want my representative to see it and touch it for himself. Then I might believe America’s Big O is a legitimate citizen.

    Oh and when Civil War II breaks out you libtards are fucked. A bunch of yuppies, bleeding fairness out of your torn vaginas. Life is not fair, and any government that seeks economic equality as a result only handicaps the efforts of the cream to rise to the top.

  125. WAKE UP! says:

    You guys are all morons, you’ll never understand until you realize that these guys are all one in the same: BUSH = OBAMA.

    Both of these puppets have their strings pulled by the bankers and the jews, THEY ARE THE ONES WHO CAUSED THIS MESS!!

    Vote out ALL incumbents this November

  126. WAKE UP 2 REALITY says:

    Obama is as much a citizen, according to the government, as Lee harvey Oswald acted alone.

    Folks, it’s the people with the m_o_n_e_y that make the rules and control the media. Obama = Bush = Trilateral Commisson = Council on Foreign Relations = Bilderberg Group = The REAL rulers of the world.

    Wake up to reality sheeple!

  127. Libertarian Nutjob says:

    You forgot the Star Chamber and the Mothership…

  128. Ok says:

    What i want to know is why can’t he just produce the paper work? Show us a birth certificate or SOMETHING. He has no reason not to.

  129. Libertarian Nutjob says:

    yeah he does. the birthers are the perfect straw-man argument.

  130. Ralph the Wonder Llama says:

    but thats the beauty of the conspiracy theorist’s argumant. No matter what you say or what documents you produce, its ALL part of the conspiracy. Its like man made global warming. If its a hot summer, its global warming. If its a cool summer, global warming. Wet winter, global warming, etc, and so on. Everything and anything presented proves their arguments, no matter what it is. You cant argue with these people, they will never accept the truth.

    and thanks for the hay and apple. I luvs me some apples.

  131. PuckJew says:

    You are one stupid inbred hick. Fuck you and your facist teabagger allies. Go fuck DonkeyXote.

  132. Logic says:

    Nobody questioned the 43 prior US Presidents’ origins of birth. Is Hawaii no longer a US state?

  133. Obama is my homeboy. says:

    Alrighty. I’m really starting to hate incest because it leads to dumbass wanker republicans who dont know their ass from Obama in this case. He was born in Haiwii, and there is proof out there. STOP FUCKING YOUR COUSINS AND GOOGLE SOME SHIT. And I know this sounds cliche, but I have republican friends and not all of them are backwards and retarded like most of you dumbasses are; Sarah Palin anyone? Wake up and smell the revolution of the internet, bitches.

  134. usar4me says:

    Obama has no definitive proof of being born in Hawaii… the ‘Certificate of Live Birth’ is not proof of birth IN HAWAII or anywhere… it is a REGISTRATION OF A BIRTH.

    The ‘Long Form Birth Certificate’ will contain the actual birth place, doctor, and other information needed to determine Obama’s actual CITIZENSHIP.

    Further, one can be born in the US and not be a citizen… One can also be born in the US and be a Citizen without being a Natural Born Citizen. At the time of Obama’s birth Ms. Dunham was not old enough to convey citizenship to Obama… Obama would have taken the citizenship of his father as a Kenyan subject to British Citizenship.

    There is the additional problem with Obama being ADOPTED by his step father… an Indonesian citizen. Obama would have automatically been granted citizenship in Indonesia upon his adoption and residency in Indonesia as he was not of the legal age of majority to refute such citizenship.

    Finally, when Obama became of legal age it was his responsibility to contact the US State Department to take an oath of affirmation to confirm his desire to be a US Citizen (assuming he was entitled as a youth) but he did not do that.

    There are a whole host of other ancillary problems associated with Obama’s claim to citizenhsip… evidence or claims by witnesses of his birth in Mombasa, Kenya; a purported certified copy of a Kenyan birth certificate, claims that he received aid while in college as a ‘foreign’ student, serious problems with his selective service registration, multiple and questionable social security numbers under his name and the list goes on, and on.

    Obama can clear these all up by simply providing his ‘Long Form Birth Certificate’ and allowing access to all his educational records. Why would he deny access to his long form birth certificate or proof of his education and college records… all these things are required by most companies before you can get a job as a janitor… this man is supposed to be President and the people have a right to know he is who he claims to be… a natural born citizen of the United States.

    His refusal to furnish proof of his eligibility to hold the office of president… his long form birth certificate… is inexcusable and should be throughly investigated by the 112th Congress. If he proves to be a usurper every bill, every judge he has appointed, every executive order and act he has done becomes VOID… and illegal act.

    It is imperative to resolve this issue immediately… one way or the other. The following link is of importance:

    http://citizenwells.wordpress.com/2008/11/06/barack-obama-born-in-kenya-api-obama-born-in-mombasa-african-press-international-we-can-now-confirm-that-mr-barack-hussein-obama-the-us-president-elect-was-born-in-mombasa-kenya/

  135. philosøpher says:

    awesome. now to print it off, and us it to slash glen beck’s throat in the greatest paper cut ever known

  136. BARRY SOTTERO says:

    ATTNENTION OBAMABOTS…

    LET’S ELECT HITLER OR MAO NEXT!

    IT DOESN’T MATTER WHO IS AND WHO ISN’T A CITIZEN, RIGHT!?!?

    LET’S BE THE BEST STUPID FUCKING ANTI-AMERICANS THAT WE KNOW WE CAN BE!

  137. TG99 says:

    u mad?

  138. BARRY SOTTERO says:

    HEY!

    LIKE FORREST GUMP MET JFK, I PROMISE ALL OF YOU THAT THE HAWAIIAN NEWSPAPER ARTICLES WERE REAL!

    I WAS BORN A LITTLE HAWAIIAN BOY, FROM A VOLCANO!

    I PROMISE!

  139. BARRY SOTTERO says:

    MY PROMISES ARE REAL!

    FORGET ELECTING HITLER AND MAO!

    I WILL GET IRAQIS OUT OF IRAQ IMMEDIATELY, IF YOU’LL RE-ELECT ME PRESIDENT!