A Flowchart to Determine If You Can Get Away With Having a Mistress

December 3rd, 2009 | 09:43 am
If Tiger Woods has taught us anything, it's that having a mistress is tough work.  That's why we've decided to create this handy flowchart to help you determine if you'll be able to get away with it:
 
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8 Responses to "A Flowchart to Determine If You Can Get Away With Having a Mistress"

  1. Tiger Says:

    Shoot, I shoulda used this...

  2. lunchboy Says:

    it's okay Tiger...now we have more time to check out babes over lunch.

    today i had chicken gumbo soup, with a sammich on the side. it was a buffalo chicken breat (very spicy) with melted munster cheese on a potato roll. it was awesome! diet coke to wash it all down. take care, kids....

  3. Rudy Says:

    Lissen up fat grandpa I dont give a fuck wtf u ate!

  4. Andrew Says:

    I hope they gave u some poison that food.....

  5. lunchboy Says:

    come on guys! why don't you care? not even a tiny bit? i just had some cosi potato chips (a small bag but packs 9 gms of fat on the pouch) and a nissan original chow mein (chicken flavor)...ever have one them? they are good for the price (about 1.49 at CVS).

    Okay dudes...now tell me what (or should i ask, wtw?) you ate!

  6. Kunu Says:

    Ur moms pussy ^^

  7. Hand Banana Says:

    Eh... no offence HT but this is pretty low brow and not that good... coulda done better

  8. Anonnnnn Says:

    where is the joke?
    Ive read the questions asking my if i had a separate phone and if she was a friend on face book, but i just cant seem to find the joke.

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