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A Flowchart to Determine If You Can Get Away With Having a Mistress

If Tiger Woods has taught us anything, it’s that having a mistress is tough work.  That’s why we’ve decided to create this handy flowchart to help you determine if you’ll be able to get away with it:

8 Responses to "A Flowchart to Determine If You Can Get Away With Having a Mistress"

  1. Rudy says:

    Lissen up fat grandpa I dont give a fuck wtf u ate!

  2. Andrew says:

    I hope they gave u some poison that food…..

  3. lunchboy says:

    come on guys! why don’t you care? not even a tiny bit? i just had some cosi potato chips (a small bag but packs 9 gms of fat on the pouch) and a nissan original chow mein (chicken flavor)…ever have one them? they are good for the price (about 1.49 at CVS).

    Okay dudes…now tell me what (or should i ask, wtw?) you ate!

  4. Kunu says:

    Ur moms pussy ^^

  5. lunchboy says:

    it’s okay Tiger…now we have more time to check out babes over lunch.

    today i had chicken gumbo soup, with a sammich on the side. it was a buffalo chicken breat (very spicy) with melted munster cheese on a potato roll. it was awesome! diet coke to wash it all down. take care, kids….

  6. Hand Banana says:

    Eh… no offence HT but this is pretty low brow and not that good… coulda done better

  7. Anonnnnn says:

    where is the joke?
    Ive read the questions asking my if i had a separate phone and if she was a friend on face book, but i just cant seem to find the joke.

  8. Tiger says:

    Shoot, I shoulda used this…