Being in an emergency situation is incredibly stressful and confusing. It's like having sex with a girl who's way too hot to be banging you, except without as much screaming and crying. Luckily, flowcharts were invented to help you collect your thoughts and properly assess stressful and confusing scenarios. That's why we've created a flowchart to determine if you should call 911.
Come on now a flow chart for this... lol lmao lol I can not believe that someone would need one of these to use in case of an emergency. But you know now a days many actually might who knows I think it is to funny, when we were kids it was simple something happens get the eck out of there lol. But now a day no child left behind law I understand why some might need it. http://www.rainbowofluv.com
Is someone dead or in danger of dying?
No.
Are you too drunk to drive to the hospital?
Yes.
Do you have any illegal drugs in your possession?
No.
You should DEFINITELY dial 911.
apparently you fucked up this chart.
try harder next time.
This flowchart isn't too bad, but it is riddled with flaws.
I find it odd that you should call 911 if you are drunk, even if nobody is in danger of dying. If somebody is dying, and you would decline to call 911 because you have a warrant for your arrest, I don't see why you would call 911 if somebody wasn't dying. The same goes for it being your fault, or being an accident.
If somebody is dead and it is really obvious (brains splattered, or the body is growing fungus) that is not a time to call 911. That is the time to call the coroner.
Not too bad, but maybe next time make a flow chart that will actually be funny, i dont know, maybe like a flowchart to "Determine if you need to change your underwear or quit drinking" let's say; A night out drinkin white russians and chasing them down with a few shots of duck farts then stopping at Taco Bell after closing time then passing out while trying to show off your Tony Hawk skills on the XBOX....hmmm underwear or drinking.... Thats a tough one brb gonna go change and grab a beer
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September 18th, 2009 at 10:23 am
I love these flowcharts
September 19th, 2009 at 04:07 pm
Alter 911 if you see this woman = http://www.filthyrichmond.com
September 18th, 2009 at 11:34 am
i do too....except for this one
September 18th, 2009 at 12:07 pm
Fuck you, dantussy
September 18th, 2009 at 08:25 pm
Gotta agree with dan. This is that worst one I have seen yet.
September 18th, 2009 at 03:09 pm
these flowcharts are awesome
September 19th, 2009 at 04:55 pm
Come on now a flow chart for this... lol lmao lol I can not believe that someone would need one of these to use in case of an emergency. But you know now a days many actually might who knows I think it is to funny, when we were kids it was simple something happens get the eck out of there lol. But now a day no child left behind law I understand why some might need it. http://www.rainbowofluv.com
September 19th, 2009 at 05:21 pm
Is someone dead or in danger of dying?
No.
Are you too drunk to drive to the hospital?
Yes.
Do you have any illegal drugs in your possession?
No.
You should DEFINITELY dial 911.
apparently you fucked up this chart.
try harder next time.
September 19th, 2009 at 07:51 pm
This flowchart isn't too bad, but it is riddled with flaws.
I find it odd that you should call 911 if you are drunk, even if nobody is in danger of dying. If somebody is dying, and you would decline to call 911 because you have a warrant for your arrest, I don't see why you would call 911 if somebody wasn't dying. The same goes for it being your fault, or being an accident.
If somebody is dead and it is really obvious (brains splattered, or the body is growing fungus) that is not a time to call 911. That is the time to call the coroner.
September 19th, 2009 at 09:06 pm
So... If nobody is dead or dying and I'm too drunk to drive, I should call 911? ... Should I wait for an emergency to happen first?
September 19th, 2009 at 09:49 pm
So a minority should never call 911? Even if someone is dying?
I am all for jokes, but this flow chart is a lawsuit WAITING to happen. I mean this IS America. People sue for far less!
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September 20th, 2009 at 06:03 pm
If this were a poster, I'd buy it in a heartbeat...
September 22nd, 2009 at 08:10 pm
If this were a sloppy wet fart, it'd happen in my underwear
September 25th, 2009 at 03:08 am
Not too bad, but maybe next time make a flow chart that will actually be funny, i dont know, maybe like a flowchart to "Determine if you need to change your underwear or quit drinking" let's say; A night out drinkin white russians and chasing them down with a few shots of duck farts then stopping at Taco Bell after closing time then passing out while trying to show off your Tony Hawk skills on the XBOX....hmmm underwear or drinking.... Thats a tough one brb gonna go change and grab a beer
October 3rd, 2009 at 09:55 pm
This is the type of stuff you would find in a "Mad TV"
magazine
I didnt like this flow chart at all
November 29th, 2009 at 06:41 pm
I would change her oil no problem.
December 8th, 2009 at 05:57 pm
I fap'd to it.
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