Everyday, people all over the world encounter hundreds of things that they could easily masturbate to, and sometimes it's difficult to determine if you should or shouldn't jerk off to something. That's why we've created this helpful flowchart to help you determine if you should fap to it:
Yeah, I didn't get it either. Luckily, HT included a nice intro paragraph. I will still refrain from it and stick with classics like "jackin," "spankin," "whackin," "floggin (the dolphin)," and so on.
fap is how comic books describe masturbating. like fap-fap-fap-fap. "Oh shit, I'm home alone and the Victoria's Secret show is on...I have no choice but to fap"
I really don't like flowcharts the abandon specific choices or make assumptions. If you're going to make a flowchart, which are logical and process-oriented on nature, don't push people into specific decisions. Give ALL available options or you have failed.
So by this logic I should masturbate to most of the Nickelodeon line up. No real people, no its not porn, not it does not have any people in it, however it IS animated and therefore I should beat the meat to it.
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November 12th, 2009 at 01:56 pm
First
November 13th, 2009 at 06:08 pm
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November 12th, 2009 at 04:05 pm
First is the worst
November 12th, 2009 at 06:58 pm
what the hell is fap?
November 12th, 2009 at 09:44 pm
Yeah, I didn't get it either. Luckily, HT included a nice intro paragraph. I will still refrain from it and stick with classics like "jackin," "spankin," "whackin," "floggin (the dolphin)," and so on.
November 14th, 2009 at 12:15 pm
jerkin' the gherkin, boppin' the bishop, playing an organ solo ...
November 12th, 2009 at 07:16 pm
fap is how comic books describe masturbating. like fap-fap-fap-fap. "Oh shit, I'm home alone and the Victoria's Secret show is on...I have no choice but to fap"
November 12th, 2009 at 07:39 pm
I fapped to this flowchart.
November 13th, 2009 at 05:51 pm
I really don't like flowcharts the abandon specific choices or make assumptions. If you're going to make a flowchart, which are logical and process-oriented on nature, don't push people into specific decisions. Give ALL available options or you have failed.
FAIL. This sucks.
November 13th, 2009 at 06:13 pm
I need a flowchart to tell me when to stop fappin'. :(
November 13th, 2009 at 06:21 pm
I wish I'd have thought of that...........I might still be a contenda!
November 13th, 2009 at 06:31 pm
so if you are not online and see a hot girl in the room with you that is not related....you are just supposed to whip it out?
November 14th, 2009 at 05:06 pm
...Only if you're wearing a trenchcoat :)
November 13th, 2009 at 06:42 pm
So by this logic I should masturbate to most of the Nickelodeon line up. No real people, no its not porn, not it does not have any people in it, however it IS animated and therefore I should beat the meat to it.
Fail Chart.
November 13th, 2009 at 07:18 pm
Ezd... you SHOULD fap to Nickelodeon. I flick the bean to it. :P
November 13th, 2009 at 08:30 pm
your dick is that small?
November 13th, 2009 at 09:22 pm
have you ever encountered a female before?
November 13th, 2009 at 09:59 pm
egging = fail...
November 13th, 2009 at 09:13 pm
Woah are you kidding me thats insane!
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November 13th, 2009 at 09:23 pm
sooo, porn starts are fake dead people?
November 15th, 2009 at 07:04 am
you could fap to everything just to be safe.
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