Girlfriends are a lot like that bomb that Dennis Hopper rigged up in Speed: the good ones will never let you move too fast, and you should be very cautious about taking them on vacation with you (see Speed 2: Cruise Control). That’s why we’ve created this handy-dandy flowchart to help you determine if you should go on vacation with your girlfriend:
Or you can just go and see Couples Retreat
this Friday, October 9th. It’s all about going on vacation with your girlfriend, and it stars Vince Vaughn, John Favreau, and Jason Bateman, so there’s really no way it can’t be awesome.