A Flowchart to Determine If You Should Go On Vacation With Your Girlfriend

posted 10/05/2009
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Girlfriends are a lot like that bomb that Dennis Hopper rigged up in Speed: the good ones will never let you move too fast, and you should be very cautious about taking them on vacation with you (see Speed 2: Cruise Control). That’s why we’ve created this handy-dandy flowchart to help you determine if you should go on vacation with your girlfriend:

Or you can just go and see Couples Retreat this Friday, October 9th. It’s all about going on vacation with your girlfriend, and it stars Vince Vaughn, John Favreau, and Jason Bateman, so there’s really no way it can’t be awesome.

Tags: Blog entry, couples retreat, girlfriend, john favreau, Lists, vacation, vince vaughn

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9 Responses to "A Flowchart to Determine If You Should Go On Vacation With Your Girlfriend"

MrKillson says:

October 5, 2009 at 11:33 am

Nice way to get pimped out by a new movie, HT!
justin says:

October 5, 2009 at 12:07 pm

why thank you.
stillest ayala says:

October 5, 2009 at 6:08 pm

@mrkillson – great catch noob, like it’s the first time they’ve shilled for a movie
male shovenist says:

October 5, 2009 at 8:02 pm

bend over for Vince Vaughn!
basanta says:

October 5, 2009 at 12:29 pm

How much did they pay you?
Sean says:

October 5, 2009 at 4:06 pm

What a waste of a flowchart… you got the words all mixed up.

Never take your girlfriend on a vacation. Take a vacation from your girlfriend. At least twice as much fun for half the money.
cheech says:

October 5, 2009 at 5:12 pm

thumbs up
Coroner says:

October 5, 2009 at 5:24 pm

i never thought id say this, but vince vaughn just got holytaco to suck his dick. wtf? like two months ago u guys were the most badass site on the internet. now, every week its a new low. dam

A Flowchart to Determine If You Should Go On Vacation With Your Girlfriend

9 Responses to "A Flowchart to Determine If You Should Go On Vacation With Your Girlfriend"

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