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Flowchart To Determine If Your Girlfriend Is Cheating On You

Girlfriends are a lot like volcanoes: they’re fascinating and mysterious, and at any time they can explode and completely blow your head off.  I might be confusing volcanoes with those collars from the movie Scanners.  Anyway, here’s a flowchart to help you determine if your girlfriend is cheating on you:

22 Responses to "Flowchart To Determine If Your Girlfriend Is Cheating On You"

  1. Wanny d says:

    My girl is the biggest cheater ever tryna say u get 300 dollars wen u pass go in manopoly knowing dam well u only get 200

  2. tito99 says:

    your GF/Wife will cheat on u if u are shorter,bald fatter,and nice!!! they will get taller,thinner and handsum studs.. they may be JERKS or NICE, it doesnt matter.period.

  3. ES Thanks says:

    the grammar in the comments is…shit.

  4. Jumpin Jack Flash says:

    Yeah, but you get $400 for landing on it, at least that’s the way I cheat.. I mean play.

  5. Sunriseticklee says:

    I’m a girl and I thought this chart was hilarious! You’re probably getting cheated on because you have NO SENSE OF HUMOR. LOL :P

    Lighten up!

  6. That one girl says:

    Haha, I can second this. :P

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  9. rajiv says:

    fg,kgljlh vgfjfctukx utuytyuicy;sex

  10. Dr. Jones says:

    Sometimes you’ll wish she was just so
    you’d have a reason to get rid of her =
    http://www.filthyrichmond.com/2009/04/revenge-is-dish-best-served-bitter.html

  11. swordfish1174 says:

    i dont know about the flowchart but i know there are some simple ways to tell, cut off with sex, or slow decline, not wanting to spend time with you things like that are simple to detect. http://www.rainbowofluv.com

  12. Gay Chart says:

    This is the shittiest flow chart of all time. The first box “She Talks About Another Dude A Lot” might as well go straight to “See? Totally Gay.” There’s no path off of that chain.

    I stopped after that. Because this chart is a piece of shit.

  13. rosen sunned says:

    maybe you missed the part that said “if she was cheating on you, she wouldn’t tell you about the guy.” did your only girlfriend dump you for a guy who was only pretending to be gay? fucktard.

  14. Tux McGux says:

    Actually, this box should go to “Have you ever cheated on her?” Because if she’s talking about another dude AND you’ve cheated on her, then she’s definitely cheating on you. Either way, this is where the flowchart lost me too.

  15. klw says:

    What a joke! if you can belive that your more stupid than the chart itself!

  16. mywifeisdriedupbitch says:

    this is just weak. its also pro-woman, but it’s also really not funny.

  17. Jeff says:

    If you think she’s cheating on you, she’s cheating on you.

    Chain a bitch in your basement and she’ll find a way to suck another motherfucker’s dick.

  18. BrightBoyAlert says:

    Clearly you’ve all been cheated on and are still very bitter about it. I like the flowchart because it’s funny and this is a humor site. Stupids.

  19. mikey17 says:

    lol i agree with you

  20. freejack says:

    some of you queef nuggets are getting all butthurt about this flowchart like you’re depending on it for guidance. for the love of GOD kill yourselves.